SKITS – List & Links

Hi folks! Here, listed chronologically, are audio archives of skits & sketches performed on DAVE’S GONE BY.

(Feb. 8, 2014): Bob Dylan for WaxVac
An advertisement: Bob Dylan for WaxVac ear cleaner.
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(Aug. 3, 2013): Weiner for Mayor
Anthony Weiner’s weiner runs for mayor against the very man who made him.
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(March 12, 2006): Blarney O’Bunions
A public service announcement about drinking and driving on St. Patrick’s Day.
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(Feb. 5, 2006): Hermann Glogauer on Football
A look at football from a very, very, very old man.
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(Jan. 22, 2006): Buttboink Mountain
A landmark film about two men doing manly things. (Featuring guest voice: Jeff Goodman)
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(Aug. 11, 2005): Homo Hendrix
Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald weighs in an a biography of Jimi Hendrix that questions his sexuality.
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(July 28, 2005): So You Wanna Be a Terrorist
A game show for budding enemies of mankind.
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(Dec. 2, 2004): Fiddler is a Pouf
Peter Fitzerald looks at Fiddler in a gay way.
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(Nov. 11, 2004): Javier Magruder
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(Aug. 19, 2004): McGreevey
Gay activist Peter Fitzgerald discusses the political missteps of New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey.
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(July 29, 2004): Handyman Yoni on Caulk
Handyman Yoni explains the importance of caulk.
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(July 8, 2004): Apocalypse Rumsfeld
An offensive look at the Secretary of Defense.
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(June 17, 2004): Baghdad Elections
Democracy comes to no man’s land. (featuring guest voice Joe Salzone)
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(May 20, 2004): Chez Berg
Recommendations on how Arab terrorists can make their deeds more palatable to the West. (featuring guest voice Jeff Goodman)
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(Feb. 9, 2004): Valentine’s Day with Rabbi Sol Solomon
The great Rabbi Sol Solomon offers his thoughts on Valentine’s Day and takes phone calls from listeners Esther and Philip.
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(Dec. 1, 2003): Woody’s Analyst
Dave imagines a conversation between Woody Allen and his therapist.
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(Nov. 24, 2003): Michael Jackson
Joe Salzone interviews controversial pop legend Michael Jackson.
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(Sept. 22, 2003): Folk Music
Professor Yoni Huttenanni explains folk music.
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(Sept. 22, 2003): Long Island Haiku
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(Sept. 22, 2003): A Suburban Home Companion
If Minnesota can have a radio home companion, why not suburban Long Island?
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(July 20, 2003): Well, Well, Weller
Radio host Joe Salzone interviews Russell Weller,* the 86-year-old man whose Buick LeSabre plowed into 60 people at a Santa Monica Farmer’s Market.
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(June 29, 2003): Happy And
Gay activist Peter Fitzgerald on Gay Pride Day.
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(March 30, 2003): Luther Zizland
The thoughts of a U.S. Army private sent overseas to where they don’t like us.
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(March 16, 2003): The Story of Seamus (The Urine Man)
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On a trip to Ireland, Dave and his wife encounter a legend who inspires Dave’s song, “Seamus, the Urine Man.”

(Feb. 2, 2003): Groundhogs
A look at the life of groundhogs on their special day. (guest voice: Jeff Goodman)
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(Jan. 26, 2003): Missile Hunter
The dangerous job of Steve Merwin, Missile Hunter.
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(Jan. 12, 2003): Cleola Bevers
Radio host Joe Salzone interviews an old acquaintance of Martin Luther King, Cleola Bevers.
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(Dec. 22, 2002): Lady Miss Ida Mae Roosevelt’s Christmas Broadcast 1954
Dave unearths a lost audio tape of early Long Island farm broadcaster Lady Miss Ida Mae Roosevelt.
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(Dec. 15, 2002): Thanks a Lott
Senator Trent Lott offers an apology for his racially insensitive praise of Strom Thurmond.
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(Dec. 8, 2002): Wrong Island Cablevision
A commercial for the wonders of Cablevision’s service and programming.
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(Dec. 8, 2002): Cablevision Poem
Dave dedicates a poem to his cable TV provider.
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(Dec. 1, 2002): Uninsurance – Christopher Reeve
An insurance company calls actor Christopher Reeve to notify him of a policy change.
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(Dec. 1, 2002): Uninsurance – Run DMC
An insurance company calls Run DMC to notify them of a policy change.
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(Nov. 24, 2002): The Dreidel Game
Rabbi Sol Solomon plays the Chanukah dreidel game with guest Rabbi Jeff Rothenberg
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(Nov. 24, 2002): News for Jews
Rabbi Sol Solomon offers a special edition of the News Gone By segment — news of the week from his uniquely Jewish perspective.
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(Nov. 17, 2002): It’s Been Great, It’s Bin Laden
Dave plays the latest tape from international fugitive Osama Bin Laden.
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(Nov. 3, 2002): Peter Byfield
Dave plays a paid political announcement from a non-molesting candidate.
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(Nov. 3, 2002): The Giving Chimp
Dave reads an early (and justly rejected) draft of Shel Silverstein’s famous story, “The Giving Tree,” titled “The Giving Chimp.”
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(Oct. 27, 2002): Pre-Tampered Yummies
A Halloween advertisement for candy that’s extra-convenient.
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(Oct. 27, 2002): Trick or Treat
A woman faces the worst kind of Halloween horror. (featuring guest voice: Karen Young).
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(Oct. 20, 2002): Chief Moist Elk
Native-American Chief Moist Elk offers his thoughts on America’s history with smallpox.
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(Oct. 20, 2002): The Puff Sullivan Letter
Taking a cue from Sullivan Ballou, Dave reads the modern wartime missive, The Puff Sullivan Letter.
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Dave’s Gone By Skit (2/8/14): BOB DYLAN FOR WAXVAC


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An advertisement: Bob Dylan for WaxVac ear cleaner.

Segment aired Feb. 8, 2014, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/3/13): WEINER FOR MAYOR


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Anthony Weiner’s weiner runs for mayor against the very man who made him.

Segment originally aired July 20, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (3/12/06): BLARNEY O’BUNIONS


ZZ-Skit-BlarneyOBunionsA public service announcement about drinking and driving on St. Patrick’s Day.

Segment aired March 12, 2006, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave’s Gone By Skit (2/5/06): HERMANN GLOGAUER ON FOOTBALL


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A look at football by Hermann Glogauer, a very, very, very old man.

Segment originally aired June 29, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (1/22/06): BUTTBOINK MOUNTAIN


ZZSkit-ButtboinkMountainA landmark film about two men doing manly things. (Featuring guest voice: Jeff Goodman)

Segment aired Jan. 22, 2006, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/11/05): HOMO HENDRIX


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Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald weighs in an a biography of Jimi Hendrix that questions his sexuality

Segment originally aired Aug. 4, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (7/28/05): SO YOU WANNA BE A TERRORIST?


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A game show for budding enemies of mankind

Segment originally aired July 28, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (12/2/04): FIDDLER IS A POUF


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Peter Fitzgerald looks at Fiddler in a gay way

Segment originally aired Nov. 24, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (11/11/04): JAVIER MAGRUDER


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The war experiences of Javier Magruder

Segment originally aired Nov. 11, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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