The dangerous job of Steve Merwin, Missile Hunter.
Segment originally aired Jan. 26, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Segment originally aired Jan. 26, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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A DINGO ATE MY BABY
A dingo ate my baby It happened late last night He snuck into the nursery And pulled her out of sight
He chewed her up like candy He spit her out like phlegm There’s other corpses in the world And she looks just like them
A dingo ate my baby The mangy little beast My wife said, “Call a doctor!” The doc said, “Call a priest.”
A dingo ate my baby The furry little sinner He et the head for breakfast And he et the bum for dinner
A dingo ate my baby There’s blood upon his snout He swallowed all the organs But he spat the eyeballs out
A dingo ate my baby He ripped her with his claws You can see it on his fangs You can smell it on his jaws
A dingo ate my baby He picked the ribcage clean He barfed up her intestines And they smell like Diaparene
A dingo ate my baby He bashed her head on stones And all that’s left is baby hair And teeny little bones
My wife is going crazy She’s always been high strung She’s out there picking baby teeth From lumps of dingo dung
My wife is like a banshee She’s in a fucking snit I’d try to give her comfort But she stinks of dingo shit
A dingo ate my baby We’ll never have another I’d gladly pay the dingo To come back and eat her mother.
Dave Lefkowitz interviews theater director Karin Coonrod
Topics include: theater, Julius Caesar.
Segment originally aired Jan. 26, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 17th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Jan. 26, 2003.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: director Karin Coonrod
Featuring: “Dave Goes Off” (Pete Rose); Interview w/ director Karin Coonrod; “News Gone By,” “The Missile Hunter”; “World Weird Web” (ChunderSpew!).
00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN 00:04:00 DAVE GOES OFF on Pete Rose 00:14:00 GUEST: Karin Coonrod 00:40:00 DAVE REMEMBERS: Maurice Gibb, Ian McNaughton & Barry Took 00:44:00 WORLD WEIRD WEB – Language 00:47:00 SKIT: ChunderThunder w/ Joyce (and part two at 00:72:00) 00:51:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:58:00 SKIT: The Missile Hunter 01:17:00 DAVE GOES OUT
January 26, 2003 Playlist: “Bruces” (Monty Python), “Tie Me Kangaroo Down” (Village Stompers), “Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo” & “A Dingo Ate My Baby” (69:00) (Dave).
Karin CoonrodMaurice GibbBarry TookIan McNaughtonPete Roseyour host
Dave goes down under to relate the tale of a mentally retarded marsupial.
Segment originally aired Jan. 26, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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JOEY, THE SPASTIC KANGAROO
by David Lefkowitz
I’ve been a trapper since I was 13 I’ve caught animals you’ve never seen Like six-legged tigers and cows without feet But the greatest of all, I was destined to meet
I was on contract for Sydney’s big zoo They asked me for wombats and wallabies, too I hid in the bush awaiting my chance When far in the distance I saw something dance
I waved me blowgun and stood there transfixed He twisted so fast, nearly all my darts missed I came up behind him and made not a sound I jumped on the `roo and brought him to the ground.
Out in the Outback where the possums play I saw a creature who took me breath away Got him sedated, brought him to the zoo We called him “Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo.”
In isolation, the roo bounced and shook So frantic was he, it was painful to look In less than a day, he was covered with scars From bashing his head and his bum on the bars
We gave him drugs, but they had no effect Built him a shelter which he quickly wrecked We thought him the saddest we ever did see Since Chow Chow the panda with epilepsy
Out in the Outback where Koalas climb We got a rare one once upon a time A danger to himself and other creatures, too We captured Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo.
We introduced Joey into a troop But he punched the others and sprayed them with poop Perhaps it was puberty? Repressed desire? So we tried to mate him with Agnes, the flyer
Agnes was ferile and ripe for a male She bit Joey’s nuts, and he started to wail They kicked and they thrashed and they clawed and they bled And when it was through, the two roos were both dead
Out in the Outback where the quokkas hop I saw a whirlwind I thought would never stop Tears did flow that morning at the zoo When we buried Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo
Agnes was kept on display in the lab Her body preserved and laid out on a slab Five weeks after that, her pouch gave a rip Then, out popped a baby we quickly named Skip.
We crossed all our fingers and hoped for the best `Cause Skippy looked normal at play and at rest But soon, we saw normal was not meant to be When Skippy the roo tried to drink his own pee
He’d stare at the sun and spend hours in a crouch He bit his own tail, and he punched his own pouch At first it was tempting to have him destroyed But we felt too sorry for this mongoloid
So out in the Outback we set Skippy free Soon as we did, he ran into a tree Moral of the story is tragic, but it’s true: There’s nothing you can do with a spastic kangaroo.
Dave Lefkowitz chats with art expert Scott Rodolitz
Topics include: The Fisch-Heads, The Moist Sheep, Long Island
Segment originally aired Jan. 19, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 16th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on Long Island, NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Jan. 19, 2003. Info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guests: Scott Rodolitz, radio host Joe Salzone, Dave’s wife Joyce.
Featuring: Dave celebrates his upcoming 39th birthday with audio & a visit from teenhood pal, Scott Rodolitz. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Dave’s birth reenacted.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:04:00 DAVE’S STORY BEGINS 00:05:00 SKIT: Dave’s Birth (w/ Joe Salzone & Scott Rodolitz) 00:24:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:47:00 GUEST: Scott Rodolitz 01:06:00 DAVE’S STORY CONCLUDES 01:11:00 BIRTHDAY SURPRISE (w/ Joyce) 01:15:00 DAVE GOES OUT
January 19, 2003 Playlist: “Kids” (Bye Bye Birdie), “The Ballad of Pete Townshend” (music/lyrics: Dave; performed by Scott Rodolitz), “The Enema Blues” (written & performed by Dave Lefkowitz & Scott Rodolitz).
Joe SalzoneScott RodolitzPete Townshendinspiration
Joined by Scott Rodolitz, Dave Lefkowitz sings the Fisch-Heads song, “Enema Blues.”
Segment originally aired Jan. 19, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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ENEMA BLUES
My baby went and left me She’s gone without a doubt But even worse than that, you know, She really cleaned me out
I got the enema blues Ever since we been apart You know she flushed out my whole life And now she’s trying to flush out my heart
You know that I was good to her I never treated her mean I even let her use my bathroom And now she’s flushed me clean
I got the enema blues Ever since we been apart You know she flushed out my whole life And now she’s trying to flush out my heart
She ran off with my bowling shoes My car, my house and my kid I told her, “Blow it out my ass!” And that’s exactly what she did
I got the enema blues Ever since we been apart You know she flushed out my whole life And now she’s trying to flush out my heart
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Here is the 15th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on WGBB-AM, Jan. 12, 2003. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guest appearance: radio host Joe Salzone
Featuring: For Martin Luther King’s birthday, Dave Gets Poetic on modern black poetry and holidaze; salutes Shooby Taylor and offers the satirical News Gone By. Plus: the Cleola Bevers & MLK skit.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:13:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:26:00 Tribute to Shooby Taylor 00:39:00 SKIT: Cleola Bevers & MLK 00:50:00 DAVE GOES POETIC on Modern Black Poetry 01:07:00 DAVE GOES OFF – Holidaze 01:13:00 DAVE GOES OUT
January 12, 2003 Playlist: “MLK” & “Pride (in the Name of Love)” U2, “Freedom” Richie Havens (11:00), “Lift Ev’ry Voice and Sing” (William “Shooby” Taylor), “I Don’t Want Nobody to Give Me Nothing, Just Open Up the Door…” (James Brown), “By the Time I Get to Arizona” (Public Enemy), “Ol’ Man River” (Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, 73:00).
Joe Salzone interviews an old acquaintance of Martin Luther King, Cleola Bevers
Segment originally aired Jan. 12, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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