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Here is the 71st episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 29, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave Goes Off on George Bush. Plus: The satirical News Gone By.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:20:00 DAVE GOES OFF – Bush Bashing 00:39:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT
March 29, 2004 Playlist: “Monday Monday” (The Mamas & The Papas); “What Are We Fighting For?” (Live); “White Flag” (Dido); “Start All Over” (Tracy Chapman).
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Here is the 70th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on WGBB-AM, March 22, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave celebrates the mutual birthdays of Stephen Sondheim and Andrew Lloyd Webber. Plus: The World Weird Web (Yiddish Cat) and the satirical News Gone By.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:13:00 Birthdaves 00:17:00 WORLD WEIRD WEB – Yiddish Cat 00:24:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:58:00 Dave on Sondheim & Lloyd Webber 01:18:00 DAVE GOES OUT
March 22, 2004 Playlist: “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” (William Shatner), “Number One” (Chico Marx), “Move On” (Sunday in the Park with George), “As If We Never Said Goodbye” (Sunset Boulevard), “Whistle Down the Wind” (Whistle Down the Wind), “Being Alive” (Company).
This song was performed a cappella March 15, 2004 on the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz on Long Island, NY’s WGBB-AM. Full episodes also available on youtube, Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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PUSSY BELOW
(c)2004 David Lefkowitz
There’s cake in the oven
There’s cheese in the fridge
There’s bottles of whiskey
Lined up on the bridge
So come all you sailors
And hear what I know
There’s music above
And there’s pussy below
The Captain’s a fine man
And knows what to do
To make life a pleasure
For all of his crew
So haul up the anchor
Away we will go
The sky up above
And there’s pussy below
Pussy below
Pussy below
When oceans get rough
You know where to go
Just throw on a raincoat
There’s pussy below.
There’s Bombay and Persian
Exotic Burmese
Some play their whole life
While others just tease
If you stroke and pet them
How big you will grow
It’s easy to love
All the pussy below.
The Captain has contacts
In Rome and Shanghai
He sneaks kittens in
And rum on the sly
A stay in the steerage
Will banish all woe
You won’t find a dog
In the pussies below
Pussy below
Pussy below
Just fondle their fur
And they’ll make you purr
It’s catnip to sailors
The pussy below.
Now, young men at sea
Can get lonely sometimes
And if you don’t watch
They turn queerer than mimes
There’s sheep in the cabin
So give `em a throw
And if you get desp’rate
There’s pussy below
To work on a ship
Is a very hard life
The crew is your girlfriend
The captain, your wife
You might catch the big one
But better be quick;
The seamen will jump
When you grab Moby Dick
So come all ye sailors
And lovers of cats
They lap up your milk
While they chase away rats
The sea it will rock
And the wind it will blow
And so will the pussy
The pussy below
Pussy below
Pussy below
When they’re on the prowl
You’ll never say no
To loving a pussy
A pussy below.
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Here is the 69th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 15, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave makes it a musical St. Patrick’s Day, with a bunch of original songs. Plus: The satirical News Gone By and Dave Goes Off on a bunch of stuff.
00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN 00:17:00 DAVE GOES OFF – 9/11 Ads; Warner Wolf 00:27:00 NEWS GONE BY 01:03:00 St. Patrick’s Dave 01:13:00 DAVE GOES OUT
March 15, 2004 Playlist: “Heave Away Me Johnny” (Clancy Brothers); “Fiddler’s Green” (Mark’s Men); “Number One” (Chico Marx); “Oro Se Do Bheatha Bhaile” (Sinead O’Connor); “A Mhaire Bhruinneall” (Susan McKeown); “Pussy Below” (00:15:00), “The Sniper’s Lullaby” (00:39:00), “Many Ways” (00:60:00), “Seamus, the Urine Man” (00:66:00) & “Sailor Song (Cover’d With Crap)” (00:70:00; Dave, unreleased).
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Here is the 68th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 8, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: theatrical producer Jay Kholos
Featuring: Dave chats with theatrical producer Jay Kholos (A Stoop on Orchard Street). Plus: the satirical News Gone By.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:09:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – writer Jay Kholos 00:44:00 NEWS GONE BY 01:12:00 DAVE GOES OUT
March 8, 2004 Playlist: “Sarah” (A Stoop on Orchard Street, original off-Bway cast).
Dave Lefkowitz interviews radio personality Joe Salzone
Segment originally aired March 1, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 67th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 1, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guests: radio personality Joe Salzone and Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY.
Featuring: Dave chats with radio personality Joe Salzone. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Dave Goes Off on Newsday & the FCC, Glenn Miller remembered, and Rabbi Sol Solomon reviews The Passion.
00:00:01 SKIT: “The Passion of the Sol” (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon & Joe Salzone) 00:09:00 DAVE GOES IN: What’s on the show 00:17:00 DAVE GOES OFF: Newsday’s Redesign & Hounding Howard Stern 00:34:00 GUEST: Joe Salzone 01:02:00 NEWS GONE BY: Laden Gotten?; Gay Weddings; Goyishe Fiddler; Fat Pig; Ump Chump; Condom Sale; Chocolate Foam; Crazy Haiti; The Cruelty of the Christ. 01:16:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Glenn Miller tribute
March 1, 2004 Playlist: “Capital Punishment (excerpt)” (George Carlin), “Moonlight Serenade,” “Everybody Loves My Baby” & “Adios” (Glenn Miller).
