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Here is episode #1044, “Show Me a Rose” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 8, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with author Charles Rosenay!!! [sic]; StoryTime: Secrets of the Seashore; Non-Greeley; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Cory).
Guests: entrepreneur Charles Rosenay!!!; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: blood test, word apology 01:13:30 NON-GREELEY TIMES 01:48:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Charles Rosenay!!! 02:42:00 STORYTIME: Carron Brown’s “Secrets of the Seashore” 03:03:00 Friends of the Daverhood 03:19:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Cory, CO 03:21:30 DAVE GOES OUT
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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer CHARLES ROSENAY!!!
Topics include: The Monkees, Turtles, Beatles, conventions, horror, Judaism
Segment airs Aug. 8, 2026 as part of episode #1044 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave’s Gone By Song (7/25/2026): I’M GONNA USE THAT GIRL
A cautionary Beatles parody.
This segment aired July 25, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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SONG: I’m Gonna Use That Girl
I’M GONNA USE THAT GIRL
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
(sung to the melody of John Lennon & Paul McCartney’s “You’re Gonna Lose That Girl”)
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Here is episode #1028, “Ash Saturday,” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, April 11, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews playwright S. Asher Gelman; Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (College Hills); StoryTime (Potato Pants); Dave’s song “Don’t Bugger Me.”
Guests: playwright and director S. Asher Gelman; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: naughty producers, Art Paul’s paintings, Passover onions 00:49:30 DAVE SAYS BYE: Terry Schreiber, David Gersten 00:59:30 GREELEY TIMES 01:33:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews S. Asher Gelman 02:14:00 STORYTIME: Potato Pants (by Laurie Keller) 02:42:00 MY OLD PHLEGM: Aladdin’s lamp 02:48:30 Friends of the Daverhood 02:59:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: College Hills, CO 03:02:30 DAVE GOES OUT
April 11, 2026 Playlist: “Don’t Bugger Me” (02:38:30; Dave)
S. Asher Gelman
S. Asher Gelman & Rabbi Sol Solomon
Art Paul Schlosser, Painting for Day 348: “When You’re Feeling Blue”
(Sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “Don’t Bother Me” by George Harrison)
The judge said, “Hey, you’ll have to pay, you did the crime.”
I’m in the pen with many men all doing time.
So go away, leave me alone
Don’t bugger me.
I live in fear `cause people here are queer and black
They look so tough I know they’d roughly stuff my crack
So put away your throbbing bone
Don’t bugger me.
I’m crying nightly without hope
I hold on tightly to my soap
Because I know if I bend low
That’s where these friends will go
Yes, I am cowed by this whole crowd so well-endowed
One of these weeks they’ll spread my cheeks and I’ll get plowed
Don’t make me share my derrière
Don’t bugger me
So get a life, I’m not your wife
Don’t bugger me
Although my butt is firm and cute I don’t want sperm in my poop chute Because my ass is just a vent For gas and excrement
It’s fair to say men locked away still have a need
But if they jump upon my rump, I’ll scream and bleed
So listen here, steer clear of my rear
Don’t bugger me
Don’t bugger me
Don’t bugger me
Don’t bugger me
**************************** NOTES & BACKSTORY: [April 2026]: Another song that came to me partially one late afternoon, marinated in me overnight, and then got finished and recorded the next day (April 9, 2026, to be exact). I’m proud(?) to say this is my 14th Beatles parody yet not the first to reference sodomy (cf. “Chester’s Gay”). I think the “plowed” rhyme is my favorite, followed by “I’m not your wife.” Note – `twas only during the recording process that I hit upon adding Ned Beatty’s “Deliverance” squeals during the karaoke instrumental, which I believe takes the tune to a whole other, even lower, level.
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Here is episode #1019 of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, Feb. 7, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews singer Deborah Zecher and sings “Hey Jews”; Greeley Times; Bunion Watch; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Clarke Farms); Dave’s Big Dictionary (imbue); StoryTime (“Funny Faces”); Dave Says Bye (Harry Haun).
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: winter 00:17:00 BUNION WATCH 00:19:30 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN: new toys, bad drawing, Super Bowl 00:58:30 GREELEY TIMES 01:28:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Rabbi Deborah Zecher 02:15:30 STORYTIME: “Funny Faces” 02:27:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: imbue 02:37:30 DAVE SAYS BYE: Harry Haun 02:59:00 Friends of the Daverhood 03:07:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Clarke Farms, CO 03:10:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Toelio
Feb. 7, 2026 Playlist: “Hey Jews” (02:50:30; Rabbi Sol Solomon)
Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a new Beatles parody, “Hey Jews.”
This segment airs Feb. 7, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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More information on Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com.
HEY JEWS
(Sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “Hey Jude” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
Hey Jews
I know it’s bad
These are sad times but they’ll get better
Remember although it’s hard to be sure
We will endure
If we stick together
Hey Jews
Don’t be afraid
They may hate us, but we can get them
The minute you let them under your skin
They start to win
So just don’t let them.
So any time you’re losing hope
Hey Jews, don’t mope
Don’t go through the world like woeful sad sacks
`Cause we all know the world’s a mess
But if you stress
And carry that weight, you’ll just get bad backs
Oy oy oy oy oy, oy oy oy oy
Hey Jews
They’ll shout you down
Stupid students so loud and phony
They’re screaming and holding up silly signs
Just let them whine
In their sanctimony
So any time you feel despair
Just say a prayer
A bracha will keep you on the right track
Well don’t you know your enemies
May swarm like fleas
But please rest assured, we always fight back
Oy oy oy oy oy, yasher koach
Hey Jews,
We’ll be okay
Keep your heads down in your Siddurim
Remember to always wear your kippot
From Shavuot to Shushan Purim
Purim Purim Purim Purim Purim oyyyyyyyy!!
Nah nah nah, Wear your kippah
Rosh Hashanah, Hey Jews
Hey Jews: you can’t lose
Nah nah nah, Read your Mishnah
Read the Torah, Hey Jews
Susan Sarandon will soon be abandoned
Nah nah nah, Cut the challah,
Light havdalah, Hey Jews
Greta’s flotilla will tumble and spill`er
Nah nah nah, Dance the hora,
Mourn the Shoah, Hey Jews
Cynthia Nixon: her brain could use fixin’
Nah nah nah, sittin’ shiva
In the Sukkah, Hey Jews
Here is what we know: screw Brian Eno
Nah nah nah, join kehilla
Do amidah, Hey Jews
Javier Bardem: oh, just disregard `im
Nah nah nah, Learn the parsha
Whole Megillah, Hey Jews
Hide your daughters from Roger Waters
Nah nah nah, Learn halacha
Learn Kabbalah, Hey Jews
Hey John Cusack a brain is what you lack
Nah nah nah, do a mitzvah
with Kavanah, Hey Jews
Mandy Patinkin: I’m thinkin’ you’re stinkin’
Nah nah nah, Hallelujah
Give tzedakah, Hey Jews
Dave Chappelle can go to hell
Nah nah nah, eatin’ halvah
In the mikvah, Hey Jews
We love Debra Messing; that girl is a blessing!
Nah nah nah, lit menorah
On the bimah, Hey Jews
Tovah Feldshuh is really a swell Jew!
Nah nah nah, say a bracha
Eatin’ matzah, Hey Jews
Michael Rappaport…I can’t rhyme that but you’re great!
Dave sings a new Beatles parody, “It Won’t Get Long.”
This segment airs Jan. 24, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
LYRICS:
IT WON’T GET LONG
(sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “It Won’t Be Long” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
Oh, what am I to do?
Every night I try to get in the zone
She is tight, but there’s no starch in my bone
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My schlong won’t do the do
I eat healthy
I take solid poops
But my peepee
My dingy just droops
Life’s no good
`cause I can’t get wood
My little worm
Just won’t get firm
In the bed I try to act like a pimp
But instead my pocket rocket goes limp
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My dong won’t do the do
In my twenties I was adored
I had long hair and my prick was a sword
Now I’m fat
And my dick falls flat
Not even porn
Can rouse my dead horn
Every night I try to get my wife hot
She is tight, but I fall out of her slot
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My balls are turning blue.
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Dave Lefkowitz chats with band manager DAVID SPERO
Topics include: Bad Company, Ringo Starr
Segment aired Sept. 20, 2025 as part of the special 1000th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 752nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook Saturday, June 27, 2020. Info: davesgoneby.com.
Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guest: Dave’s wife Joyce
Featuring: Greeley Crimes & Old Times, Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Prowers), Wretched Pun of Destiny (tornado), Dave’s Gone Canceling (Joni Mitchell), Inside Broadway, Today/Yesterday (June 27).
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (cancel culture, racist cops, Covid continues, thermometer, new toothbrush!) 01:25:00 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES 01:50:00 INSIDE BROADWAY 02:17:00 TODAY/YESTERDAY (June 27) 02:53:00 DAVE’S GONE CANCELING (Joni Mitchell) 03:03:00 Friends of the Daverhood 03:09:30 THE WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #74 (tornado) 03:13:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED (Prowers) 03:16:00 DAVE GOES OUT
June 27, 2020 Playlist: “You’ve Been Canceled” (03:00:00; Dan Bull).
more than just a toothbrushNo Dumpling?Prowers, COyour host
