THE PERVERT’S SONG (As Rears Go By)
Dave sings the parody song, “The Pervert’s Song (As Rears Go By),” based on Mick Jagger and Keith Richards’s “As Tears Go By.”
This segment aired July 19, 2025 as part of the 991st “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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SONG: The Pervert’s Song (As Rears Go By) (parody) (sung to the music of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards’s “As Tears Go By”) It is near-evening of the day I come to watch the children play How it makes me pant and drool To hear the words “middle school” I grab my crotch as rears go by With voices high and eyes that shine They’re just so sexy when they’re nine Seeing them so pure and fresh Makes me crave their creamy flesh I rub my crotch as rears go by Oh, the things that I would do If the age of consent were two I spurt a splotch as rears go by It’s time I came up with a plan That’s why I bought a small white van When you see me draw the drapes You’ll know I’m committing rapes I won’t just watch as rears go by. (c)2025 David Lefkowitz