Segment aired Aug. 29, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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A woman goes into a bakery in Chinatown and asks for her usual breakfast coffee and sticky bun. “I’m sorry,” says the counter girl. “We’re out of coffee. But we have many unusual teas here. Try one?”
“Sure,” says the woman. “What’ve you got?”
“Well, we have bubble tea, rice tea, buckwheat tea, and our house blend which is made from noodles.”
“That sounds interesting,” says the woman. “How do you make it?”
“I’ll show you.” The counter girl opens a bag of tea and then pours a healthy scoop through a funnel and into a mug of boiling water.
“Delicious!” says the customer. “You should really advertise how you make this.”
“Oh, we can’t!” says the girl. “We’d get arrested.”
“Arrested? For pouring tea through a cone?”
“Yes,” says the girl. “We’d be showing Full Funnel Noodle Tea.”