Dave Lefkowitz interviews radio personality Joe Salzone
Segment originally aired March 1, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 67th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 1, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guests: radio personality Joe Salzone and Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY.
Featuring: Dave chats with radio personality Joe Salzone. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Dave Goes Off on Newsday & the FCC, Glenn Miller remembered, and Rabbi Sol Solomon reviews The Passion.
00:00:01 SKIT: “The Passion of the Sol” (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon & Joe Salzone) 00:09:00 DAVE GOES IN: What’s on the show 00:17:00 DAVE GOES OFF: Newsday’s Redesign & Hounding Howard Stern 00:34:00 GUEST: Joe Salzone 01:02:00 NEWS GONE BY: Laden Gotten?; Gay Weddings; Goyishe Fiddler; Fat Pig; Ump Chump; Condom Sale; Chocolate Foam; Crazy Haiti; The Cruelty of the Christ. 01:16:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Glenn Miller tribute
March 1, 2004 Playlist: “Capital Punishment (excerpt)” (George Carlin), “Moonlight Serenade,” “Everybody Loves My Baby” & “Adios” (Glenn Miller).
Dave Lefkowitz has a birthday chat with his dad, Philip Lefkowitz
Topics include: birthday, family, air force
Segment originally aired Feb. 23, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Sad Note: Our father of the Daverhood, Philip Lefkowitz, passed May 5, 2021.
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Here is the 66th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, Feb. 23, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: Dave’s dad, Philip Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave chats with his dad, Philip Lefkowitz. Plus: the satirical News Gone By and a birthday tribute to George Harrison.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN: What’s on the show 00:06:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: Philip Lefkowitz (Dave’s Dad) 00:32:00 NEWS GONE BY : (Dean Goes Down & Knockin’ Nader; Kill Koch; Baghdad Whoppers; Moscow Off The Roof; Dumped Truck; Neverland Cathedral; Kebab Night; Marilyn Manson Mauling; Ring of Fire; Heeere’s J-J-Johnny; Will Hung; Lost & Found; Bathroom Breaks; Forsaken Sox; Miner Loss) 00:57:00 DAVE REMEMBERS: George Harrison 01:25:00 DAVE GOES OUT
February 23, 2004 Playlist: “Rainy Day Women…” (Bob Dylan), “Life Itself,” “Don’t Bother Me,” “Savoy Truffle,” “Pisces Fisch,” “The Inner Light,” “Awaiting On You All” & “All Things Must Pass” (George Harrison).
Segment originally aired Dec. 23, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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(I’M HAVING A) GAY CHRISTMAS
by Peter Fitzgerald (as transcribed by David Lefkowitz)
Oh oh oh!
I’m having a gay Christmas, just my lover and me We’ve got a goose in the oven, and vibrating novelties on the tree. I’m having a gay Christmas! Makes me feel so young. The lights are glowing, the wind is blowing, And the stockings are well-hung.
I’m having a gay Christmas, carolers at the door Each one gets a flavored condom If I can put it on `em, I give `em one more I’m having a gay Christmas, shouting Ho Ho Ho! I sing and dance and unzip my pants Underneath the mistletoe.
Now, too many people are too uptight, And they miss the beauty of a silent night But ask my partner, that’s not how I am When I poke his long, and he smokes my ham.
I’m having a sissy Christmas, full of yuletide cheer I’m greasin’ up my chimney `cause between you and me, Santa’s queer! He’s a bringing a load of presents I’m gonna wear them all And if candy canes leave sticky stains, I’ll return them at the mall.
Now Christmas is a wonderful word The sexiest word I’ve ever heard. It starts with Christ, and ends in ass, And “mm” in between for a great big mass!
I’m having a gay Christmas, just like Jesus did The thought of him kissing Judas makes me want to molest a kid (no!) I’m having a gay Christmas, eggnog by the fire I wax my thighs and fantasize About the Vienna Boys Choir.
Now Christmas is a time of joy For every girl and, especially, boy. And on December 24th, Santa’s pole points north, north, north!
I’m having a gay Christmas, yule log on the tube I’m making my special icing, and basting the goose with k.y. lube I’m having a gay Christmas, fruitcakes filled with rum I shake and bake until I make all ye faithful cum!
Dave Lefkowitz interviews producer and cabaret performer Jamie deRoy
Topics include: cabaret, theater
Segment originally aired Feb. 16, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 65th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, Feb. 16, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
Featuring: Dave chats with producer & cabaret emcee Jamie deRoy. Plus: Dave Goes Off on Hankies, Mysteries & Referrals, and the satirical News Gone By, religion
Featuring: Dave chats with producer & cabaret emcee Jamie DeRoy. Plus: Dave Goes Off on Hankies, Mysteries and Referrals, and the satirical News Gone By.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN: What’s on the show; Animal Tracks 00:11:00 NEWS GONE BY: Uncle Sam at the Carnival; Dear Abby Dear Abby; The Lion Sleeps Tonight; Twin Turtles; Forty Lashes (Bad Pun of the Week); Speeding Tickets; Funereal Wedding; Dr. Fatkins; Barbie’s Breakup; Death Freshener. 00:30:00 GUEST: Jamie deRoy. 01:04:00 DAVE GOES OFF: Hankies, Mysteries and Jewish Plumbers 01:17:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Thank yous; Complaint Letter
February 16, 2004 Playlist: “Dolphins” & “A Snake Named LaRue” (Steve Ross & George Wurzbach).
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Here is the 64th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, Feb. 9, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon (spiritual leader, Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY)
Featuring: Dave celebrates Valentine’s Day with the News Gone By and a romantic medley. Plus: Ask the Rabbi with Rabbi Sol Solomon.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN: The search for a new greeting; Ticket giveaway; Get Ready to `Ask the Rabbi’ 00:14:00 NEWS GONE BY: Ricin Riceout; Schumer’s Causes; Janet n’ Justin (Frivolous Lawsuit Time); Tower Tumbles; Chinese Stampede; Chinese Takeaway; Moo-lah; Martha Stewart & Flaccidex; Broadway Blues; Diamond Dungs; Crude Oil; Virginity for Sale; Men in Skirts; Split-Level Dead 00:34:00 SKIT: ASK THE RABBI: Rabbi Sol Solomon on Valentine’s Day, Love & taking listeners’ phone calls. 00:55:00 VALENTINE MEDLEY: Love Songs, of sorts 01:15:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Thank yous, Update on Steve the Whistler & October Project.
February 9, 2004 Playlist: “When I’m 64” (Beatles); “Mazeltov Dances” (Mickey Katz); “Little Thing Called Love” (Neil Young); “Some Kinda Love” (Velvet Underground); “Lovers in a Dangerous Time” (Bruce Cockburn). “Lover’s Walk” (Elvis Costello); “Message of Love” (Pretenders); “If I Could” (October Project).
The great Rabbi Sol Solomon offers his thoughts on Valentine’s Day and takes phone calls from listeners Esther and Philip.
Segment originally aired Aug. 19, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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