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Dave’s Gone By #942 (5/4/2024): LANCH DRESSING

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Here is the 942nd episode of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook Saturday morning, May 4, 2024.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews comedy writer Bruce Vilanch and offers his Rabbinical Reflection on the NYPD; Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned; Bunion Watch; Dave’s Big Dictionary (agrarian).

Guest: humorist Bruce Vilanch

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: dentist, producing musicals
01:07:00 GREELEY TIMES
01:36:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Bruce Vilanch
02:31:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: agrarian
03:01:00 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #185: Three Cheers for the NYPD
03:07:30 Friends of the Daverhood
03:22:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Acres Green
03:26:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Bruce Vilanch
Rabbi Sol Solomon
New York’s Finest!
Acres Green, CO

Wretched Pun of Destiny #066: EGGS

Hiram was having much success with his egg farm, raising extra-large and jumbo eggs right from the ground. But one morning, he woke to find his crop all cracked, with half-cooked egg white and runny yolks all over the soil.

So he replanted the field, the eggs started growing, and all was fine until, again, one morning, all was cooked and cracked.

So he replanted a third time, and he told his oldest son, “I think I know what’s going on. Tonight we’ll hide in the fields and see for ourselves.”  

Hiram and Hiram Jr. did just that: hidden behind some bushes, they camped out overnight and watched the egg field. Just after midnight, three men stole into the field and, with giant canisters, began pouring boiling water all over the eggs. 

“Just as I suspected,” Hiram whispered to his son. “Poachers.”