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Here is episode #1019 of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, Feb. 7, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews singer Deborah Zecher and sings “Hey Jews”; Greeley Times; Bunion Watch; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Clarke Farms); Dave’s Big Dictionary (imbue); StoryTime (“Funny Faces”); Dave Says Bye (Harry Haun).
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: winter 00:17:00 BUNION WATCH 00:19:30 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN: new toys, bad drawing, Super Bowl 00:58:30 GREELEY TIMES 01:28:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Rabbi Deborah Zecher 02:15:30 STORYTIME: “Funny Faces” 02:27:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: imbue 02:37:30 DAVE SAYS BYE: Harry Haun 02:59:00 Friends of the Daverhood 03:07:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Clarke Farms, CO 03:10:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Toelio
Feb. 7, 2026 Playlist: “Hey Jews” (02:50:30; Rabbi Sol Solomon)
Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a new Beatles parody, “Hey Jews.”
This segment airs Feb. 7, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
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HEY JEWS
(Sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “Hey Jude” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
Hey Jews
I know it’s bad
These are sad times but they’ll get better
Remember although it’s hard to be sure
We will endure
If we stick together
Hey Jews
Don’t be afraid
They may hate us, but we can get them
The minute you let them under your skin
They start to win
So just don’t let them.
So any time you’re losing hope
Hey Jews, don’t mope
Don’t go through the world like woeful sad sacks
`Cause we all know the world’s a mess
But if you stress
And carry that weight, you’ll just get bad backs
Oy oy oy oy oy, oy oy oy oy
Hey Jews
They’ll shout you down
Stupid students so loud and phony
They’re screaming and holding up silly signs
Just let them whine
In their sanctimony
So any time you feel despair
Just say a prayer
A bracha will keep you on the right track
Well don’t you know your enemies
May swarm like fleas
But please rest assured, we always fight back
Oy oy oy oy oy, yasher koach
Hey Jews,
We’ll be okay
Keep your heads down in your Siddurim
Remember to always wear your kippot
From Shavuot to Shushan Purim
Purim Purim Purim Purim Purim oyyyyyyyy!!
Nah nah nah, Wear your kippah
Rosh Hashanah, Hey Jews
Hey Jews: you can’t lose
Nah nah nah, Read your Mishnah
Read the Torah, Hey Jews
Susan Sarandon will soon be abandoned
Nah nah nah, Cut the challah,
Light havdalah, Hey Jews
Greta’s flotilla will tumble and spill`er
Nah nah nah, Dance the hora,
Mourn the Shoah, Hey Jews
Cynthia Nixon: her brain could use fixin’
Nah nah nah, sittin’ shiva
In the Sukkah, Hey Jews
Here is what we know: screw Brian Eno
Nah nah nah, join kehilla
Do amidah, Hey Jews
Javier Bardem: oh, just disregard `im
Nah nah nah, Learn the parsha
Whole Megillah, Hey Jews
Hide your daughters from Roger Waters
Nah nah nah, Learn halacha
Learn Kabbalah, Hey Jews
Hey John Cusack a brain is what you lack
Nah nah nah, do a mitzvah
with Kavanah, Hey Jews
Mandy Patinkin: I’m thinkin’ you’re stinkin’
Nah nah nah, Hallelujah
Give tzedakah, Hey Jews
Dave Chappelle can go to hell
Nah nah nah, eatin’ halvah
In the mikvah, Hey Jews
We love Debra Messing; that girl is a blessing!
Nah nah nah, lit menorah
On the bimah, Hey Jews
Tovah Feldshuh is really a swell Jew!
Nah nah nah, say a bracha
Eatin’ matzah, Hey Jews
Michael Rappaport…I can’t rhyme that but you’re great!
