Dave sings a new Beatles parody, “It Won’t Get Long.”
This segment airs Jan. 24, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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LYRICS:
IT WON’T GET LONG
(sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “It Won’t Be Long” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
Oh, what am I to do?
Every night I try to get in the zone
She is tight, but there’s no starch in my bone
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My schlong won’t do the do
I eat healthy
I take solid poops
But my peepee
My dingy just droops
Life’s no good
`cause I can’t get wood
My little worm
Just won’t get firm
In the bed I try to act like a pimp
But instead my pocket rocket goes limp
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My dong won’t do the do
In my twenties I was adored
I had long hair and my prick was a sword
Now I’m fat
And my dick falls flat
Not even porn
Can rouse my dead horn
Every night I try to get my wife hot
She is tight, but I fall out of her slot
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My balls are turning blue.
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz