Thumb in My Bum
(Sung to the music of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards’s “Under My Thumb”)
Thumb in my bum
Feels good when you wriggle your wrist
Thumb in my bum
And a forefinger but not your whole fist
It’s down in me, yes it is
The way you do me in my hole
Down in me
It makes me cum
A thumb in my bum
Thumb in my bum
And a rockin’ motion are all that I need
Thumb in my bum
With a fingernail that won’t make me bleed
It’s down in me, oh yeah
Take command of my prostate gland
Down in me
It makes me hum
A thumb in my bum
(Take it easy baby)
Thumb in my bum
Which you do with such grit and aplomb
Thumb in my bum
I’m sorry if I shit in your palm
It’s down in me, yes it is,
The way you fiddle with a digital diddle
Down in me
Pull out that plum
A thumb in my bum
It’s down in me, oh yeah.
A super-duper pooper scooper
Down in me
Until I’m numb
From a thumb in my bum.
Thumb in my bum
It loosens places I used to clench
Thumb in my bum
It’s so much fun if you don’t mind the stench
It’s down in me, that’s what I said,
A brown-eyed wink when you hit the stink
Down in me
Beatin’ like a drum
A thumb in my bum!
(Take it easy, babe,
Make it greasy, babe…)
(c)2025 David Lefkowitz
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