SONG: Thumb in My Bum

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Thumb in My Bum

(Sung to the music of Mick Jagger and Keith Richards’s “Under My Thumb”)

Thumb in my bum
Feels good when you wriggle your wrist
Thumb in my bum
And a forefinger but not your whole fist

It’s down in me, yes it is
The way you do me in my hole
Down in me
It makes me cum
A thumb in my bum

Thumb in my bum
And a rockin’ motion are all that I need
Thumb in my bum
With a fingernail that won’t make me bleed

It’s down in me, oh yeah
Take command of my prostate gland
Down in me
It makes me hum
A thumb in my bum

(Take it easy baby)

Thumb in my bum
Which you do with such grit and aplomb
Thumb in my bum
I’m sorry if I shit in your palm

It’s down in me, yes it is,
The way you fiddle with a digital diddle
Down in me
Pull out that plum
A thumb in my bum

It’s down in me, oh yeah.
A super-duper pooper scooper
Down in me
Until I’m numb
From a thumb in my bum.

Thumb in my bum
It loosens places I used to clench
Thumb in my bum
It’s so much fun if you don’t mind the stench

It’s down in me, that’s what I said,
A brown-eyed wink when you hit the stink
Down in me
Beatin’ like a drum
A thumb in my bum!

(Take it easy, babe,
Make it greasy, babe…)

(c)2025 David Lefkowitz

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Dave’s Gone By #612 (7/1/2017): JULY’S PEOPLE

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Here is the 612th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, July 1, 2017. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guests: humorist Dylan Brody (Driving Hollywood), Dave’s wife Joyce

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer Dylan Brody. Plus: Inside Broadway, Saturday Segues (Patriotism, In the News), Greeley Crimes & Old Times, The Wretched Pun of Destiny (craigslist), Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (USA)

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (thumb trauma, fangled, snooty after dark, shoes for potato, WWIV)
00:31:00 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:13:00 Sponsors
01:15:30 INSIDE BROADWAY
01:39:30 Friends
01:41:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Dylan Brody
02:25:00 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (USA)
02:52:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – In the News
03:31:00 WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY – Craigslist
03:33:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – Patriotism
03:53:30 Weather
03:55:30 DAVE GOES OUT

July 1, 2017 Playlist: “I Love You Like a Table” (01:36:00; Waitress 2016 Broadway cast). “The Death of Emmett Till” (02:26:30) & “It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)” (02:37:30; Bob Dylan). “Tears of Rage” (02:32:00; The Band). “Fuel to Fire” (02:52:30; Agnes Obel). (02:58:00). “Why do the Wrong People Travel” (Sail Away 1961 Broadway cast w/ Elaine Stritch). “Plastic Surgery” (03:04:00; Phyllis Diller). “Venus” (03:06:30; Frankie Avalon). “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss her Good Bye” (03:08:30; Steam). “The Patriot Game” (03:34:00; Liam Clancy). “Patriots’ Dream” (03:38:00; Arlo Guthrie). “Patriotic” (Rocky 2014 Broadway cast). “The Patriotic Dog” (03:44:00; Benny Bell). “I am a Patriot” (03:45:00; Jackson Browne). “The American in Me” (04:03:00; Steve Forbert).

Dylan Brody’s Driving Hollywood
Happy 4th!