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Dave’s Gone By #981 (3/29/2025): ON THE SCHNEID

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Here is the 981st episode of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, March 29, 2025.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews director Robert W. Schneider; Greeley Times; Dave’s Big Dictionary (elucidate); StoryTime (Undies, Please!); Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Broughton).

Guest: theatrical director Robert W. Schneider, spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: new toys
00:35:30 GREELEY TIMES
01:02:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Robert W. Schneider
02:13:00 STORYTIME: Undies, Please! (Sumana Seeboruth)
02:24:00 INSIDE BROADWAY (reviews: Redwood, Operation Mincemeat)
02:52:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: elucidate
03:02:00 Friends of the Daverhood
03:13:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Broughton, CO
03:16:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Robert W. Schneider
your host
Broughton area, CO

Dave’s Gone By Song (8/24/2013): UNDIES

ZZSong-UndiesAt last, Joey Eugene Gallegos, the Greeley Underwear Bandit, has been apprehended, and here is his song.

For the backstory on this song:  http://www.denverpost.com/2013/08/21/greeley-police-arrest-suspected-underwear-thief/

Song aired Aug. 24, 2013, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

Please Note: Segments extracted from “Dave’s Gone By” may have music and other elements removed for timing and media re-posting considerations. For the full show with all elements, please visit the audio of the complete original broadcast: Full Episode.

All content (c)2013 TotalTheater Productions. (Music: “Dandy,” by Ray Davies)

More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com

UNDIES

by David Lefkowitz

(sung to the music of “Dandy” by The Kinks)

Undies Undies
Sittin’ in the laundry
Puts me in a quand’ry

The women in this town
Will bring their laundry down
They’ll leave their clothes on spin
Then I’ll sneak in for

Undies Undies
Beautiful selection
Just for my collection

It’s wrong to be a thief
But I need some relief
I know I’m breaking laws
To steal the bras and

Panties Panties
When nobody watches
I sniff the crotches

I’ve got 300 pair
Of ladies’ underwear
It’s wrong, but I don’t care
Because I long for

Undies Undies Undies.

Panties
It’s just a bit of naughty fun
Panties
And now they keep me on the run
Panties
Well, I’m not hurting anyone

`Cause when I get them home I take them from my gunny sack
And once I’ve shot my load in `em, they’re welcome to them back

Oh, Undies Undies
Beautiful selection
Gives me an erection

And when I’m put away
No longer will I play
I’ll sit and dream all day
Of undies all my life
All my life
All my life
All my life . . .

(c)2013 David Lefkowitz