Dave’s Gone By #1020 (2/14/2026): V-DAY

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Here is episode #1020 of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, Feb. 14, 2026.

Featuring: Greeley Times; Bunion Watch; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Clayton); Song: “The Worst Song Ever Written”; Dave’s Big Dictionary (Canoodle); StoryTime (“Ann’s Big Muffin”); Wretched Pun of Destiny (English King).

Guest: spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: Olympic curling, Yule Log, capybaras, Judit Polgar
01:09:30 BUNION WATCH
01:12:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN: salad, jury duty
01:33:30 GREELEY TIMES
02:00:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: canoodle
02:15:00 Cornhole Break!
02:22:30 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #201: Noam Chomsky
02:35:00 STORYTIME: Leslie McGuire’s “Ann’s Big Muffin”
02:45:00 Friends of the Daverhood
02:59:00 WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #95: English King
03:03:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Clayton, CO
03:06:30 DAVE GOES OUT

Feb. 14, 2026 Playlist: “The Worst Song Ever Written” (02:29:30; Dave)


Rabbi Sol Solomon
Noam Chomsky
Clayton, CO

Dave’s Gone By Song (2/14/2026): THE WORST SONG EVER WRITTEN

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Dave sings his tender and aptly titled love song, “The Worst Song Ever Written” 

This segment airs Feb. 14, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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THE WORST SONG EVER WRITTEN

I love you
I love you-woo-woo
I love you
I’ll always be true-ue-ue

First you made me sad
Then you made me glad
I was so blue
When you said we were through
But you came back to me
I’m as happy as can be `cause

I love you
I love you-woo-woo
I love you
I’ll always be true-ue-ue

My heart is on fire
It’s alive with desire
You’re bright as the moon
On a clear night in June
Oh, I love you so!
Don’t you ever go `cause

I love you
I love you-woo-woo
I love you
I’ll always be true-ue-ue

You have got me
Oh so high
Floating in the big blue sky
I’m so glad I’ve won your love
I shout to the heavens above.

You’re so divine
Will you say that you’re mine?
Our love is so fine
It’s one of a kind
Never go away
Believe me when I say that

I love you
I love you-woo-woo
I love you
I’ll always be true-ue-ue

You are like a work of art
You make joy-joy in my heart
I’m so glad you are my girl
Greatest in the whole wide worl’

You are the best
And it’s not just your breasts
You are so sweet
From your hair to your feet

You’re the girl I adore
I’ll repeat what I sang just before:

I love you
I love you-woo-woo
I love you
I’ll always be true-ue-ue

Doo-wah-diddy dum-day-voo
Shooby dooby dooby doo
Tra la la la boom day-oo
Vo-dee-o do-do I love you
Vo-dee-o do-do I love you.

©1979 David Lefkowitz