Dave’s Gone By Skit: RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #175 (3/17/2022): James Joyce

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RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #175 (3/17/2022): St. Patrick’s Day

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Shalom Dammit! This is Rabbi Sol Solomon with a Rabbinical Reflection for St. Patrick’s Day, 2022.

As the saying goes, everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day! Italians, Hispanics, African-Americans are Irish. Well, Black Irish. Jews, too, identify with our Celtic brethren, because we suffered oppression, we love literature, and just as the Irish swallow their ale, Jews wallow in our ailments. 

I can think of no better way to celebrate Irishness than sharing poetry by James Joyce, who is, notwithstanding Agatha Christie and George R.R. Martin, the most important writer to have two first names. Here’s a little verse from 1904 called “Silently She’s Combing.”

Silently she’s combing, combing her long hair
Silently and graciously with many a pretty air.
The sun is in the willow leaves and on the dappled grass
and still she’s combing her long hair that goes down past her ass.

No, I’m kidding — it’s “before the looking glass.”

I pray you, cease to comb out, comb out your long hair.
All you’re doing is getting lice everywhere.

No, kidding again. I’ll spare you the rest of the poem; it’s just a guy worried that his girl is a skank.

Let’s try another verse, this one with a Jewish cadence: “All Day I Hear the Noise of Waters.”

All day I hear the noise of waters
making moan.
Sad as the seabird is when, going forth alone
He hears the winds cry to the water’s monotone.

The grey winds, the cold winds —

See? This is why Jews move to Florida. 

I hear the noise of many waters far below.
All day, all night, I hear them flowing to and fro.

Basically, the guy needs a space heater and some Prozac. But James Joyce is clearly using nature to reflect the psychology of his characters. Much as Yiddish-Irish poet Shmuel O’Malleystein did when he wrote, “Toilet’s backed up again. Ruining the floors. Guess we go back to pooping outdoors.” 

Let me close my scholarly examination of James Joyce with this passage from Finnegan’s Wake, which I think is the key to his work, if not all literature:

The spoil of hesitants. The spell of hesitency. His atake — is it ashe, tittery-taw tattery-tail, Hasitense hump-on-a-dimply, heyhey-heyhey a winceywencky.

I couldn’t have put it better myself.

This has been a Rabbinical Reflection from Rabbi Sol Solomon, Temple Sons of Bitches in Great Neck, New York. Slainte’ (slant-cha) and L’Chaim!

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (3/5/2022): GEORGE CLINTON & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with musician GEORGE CLINTON

Topics include: the funk, Sly Stone, drugs

Segment airs March 12, 2022 as part of the 841st episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (3/5/2022): GARY BOHAN, JR. & Rabbi Sol Solomon

Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with author GARY BOHAN, JR.

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Topics include: trained seals, Sharkey, Higher and Higher

Segment aired March 5, 2022 as part of the 840th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (2/26/2022): LIZA GENNARO & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with choreographer LIZA GENNARO

Topics include: Making Broadway Dance, choreography, Peter Gennaro, Smile.

Segment aired Feb. 26, 2022 as part of the 839th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (2/19/2022): JUDY COLLINS & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with musician JUDY COLLINS

Topics include: tattoos, suicide, Spellbound, songwriting, Spotify, Joe Rogan.  

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Dave’s Gone By Skit: RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #174 (2/14/2022): Poems for Valentine’s Day

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RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #174 – Poems for Valentine’s Day

Shalom Dammit! This is Rabbi Sol Solomon with a special poetical Rabbinical Reflection for Gingold Theatrical Group’s Virtual Open Mic Night on this Valentine’s Day, 2022. 

You know, poetry is central to the Jewish people, from biblical psalms to Leonard Nimoy’s “Warmed by Love.” Since poetry expresses love, I wish to share with you some classic Jewish poems of romance and arousal. For example, Rabbi Tseitlin of Detroit gave us this most appetizing sonnet: 

Shall I compare thee to a hot knish?
Thou art more tasty and much cuter
With boobs as plump as gefilte fish
And scrumptious nipples on each hooter.

A knish is square, but thou do curve
With far more spice than hot pastrami
Thy sexiness makes me a perv
When thou dost swallow my salami

Thou art chicken soup for my soul
and matzoh farfel for my heart
Your kugel makes me lose control
In a good way — not like when I shart

So long as Jews can shlep and kvetch and daven
I eat you up and give you all my lovin’.

Is it any wonder Rabbi Tseitlin has restraining orders in twelve different Michigan counties? 

Let us consider this poem from the great Rabbi Vogel of Omsk: 

Roses are red, violets are thrilling me
I love you so much,
but my prostate is killing me.

Inspired by Rabbi Vogel, I, too, have written short verse, many in the haiku form. For example, this Chanukah-ku: 

Dreidels made of clay.
When they’re dry, it’s time to play.
Women? The reverse.

Of course, not all poems about love are so refined. For an earthier exploration of desire, we turn to Rebbetzin Meyrowitz, widow of the great Estonian Rabbi, Leroy. Here’s a gem from her shocking blue period, shocking because it was her first period since her thirties. 

There was a young girl from Tiberias
whose horniness made her delirious 
They found her in Gaza
Undressed in a plaza
Her pregnancy ain’t that mysterious

In her latter years, Rebbetzin Meyrowitz became more audacious, disgusting even, as when she wrote: 

In order to brighten his sukkas
Reb Mendelsson hired three hookas
They pulled on his payess
and sat on his fayess
and jammed an etrog in his tukas.

My friends, somewhere in the Torah — I’m not sure where — it says “Love Thy Neighbor.” — not possible. But we can still aspire to love, if only as a poetic ideal. 

My hope for all of you during these times is that you receive love. And when you do, may you have enough money to pay the girl and her pimp.

This has been a Rabbinical Reflection from Rabbi Sol Solomon, Temple Sons of Bitches in Great Neck, New York. Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (2/12/2022): FRIGID FESTIVAL w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon: Keith Alessi, Grant Bowen, Mike Lemme, Brian Schiller, Julia VanderVeen

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with FRIGID NY FESTIVAL ARTISTS: Mike Alessi, Grant Bowen, Mike Lemme, Brian Schiller, and Julia VanderVeen

Topics include: fringe festivals, solo shows, cancer, Covid.

Segment aired Feb. 12, 2022 as part of the 836th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (2/5/2022): SHARON GLESS & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actress SHARON GLESS

Topics include: Cagney & Lacey, weight, Tyne Daly, Ray Buktenika .

Segment aired Feb. 5, 2022 as part of the 836th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (1/29/2022): JOHN K. HARTMAN & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with journalist JOHN K. HARTMAN

Topics include: Gannett, journalism, academia.

Segment aired Jan. 22, 2022 as part of the 822nd episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (1/15/2022): TOM PAPA & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with comedian TOM PAPA

Topics include: COVID, Jerry Seinfeld, Don Rickles, You’re Doing Great. Segment aired Jan. 15, 2022 as part of the 833rd episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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