Segment aired April 18, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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A guy calls his best friend after overdoing it the night before. He says, “Hey bro, I need one of your patented hangover cures.”
“Sure,” says the friend. “Tell me what you drank, and I’ll tell you what to take.”
So the guy tells him, and the friend says, “No problem. You just need the Fairy Tale Cure.”
“The Fairy Tale Cure? What’s that?”
“You take a thick slice of gouda cheese, and around it you wrap a thin slice of smoked salmon. You eat that, and then you take three aspirin. That’s it.”
“That’s it?” says the guy. “Cheese, salmon, aspirin—great! But why is it called the `Fairy Tale Cure’?”
“Because,” says the friend, “haven’t you ever heard of Gouda, Lox and the Three Bayers?”
