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Here is the 522nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Aug. 15, 2015. Info: davesgoneby.com.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with Christina Pickles. Plus: Greeley Crimes & Old Times, Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (in need of a bed), Wretched Pun of Destiny (new planet), Saturday Segues (Colin Moulding, in the news).
Host: Dave Lefkowitz Guests: actress Christina Pickles (“Break a Hip,” “Friends”), UNC programming director Matthew Davis, Dave’s wife Joyce
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (death metal, pickles) 00:26:00 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES 01:14:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – Colin Moulding 01:35:30 INSIDE BROADWAY 01:52:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Christina Pickles 02:25:00 Sponsors 02:32:00 WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY – new planet 02:34:00 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (in need of a bed) 03:03:30 Friends 03:11:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – In the News w/ Matthew Davis 03:52:30 Weather w/ Matthew Davis 03:55:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Aug. 15, 2015 Playlist: “I’m the Meany” (00:22:30; Wild Man Fischer). “Fruit Nut” (01:17:00), “Generals and Majors” (01:20:30), “Grass” (01:24:30) & “King for a Day” (01:27:00; XTC). “Here I Go” (If/Then 2014 Bway cast w/ Idina Menzel). “Lay Lady Lay” (02:40:00), “From a Buick 6” ({alternate version}; 02:47:30) & “Isis” (02:50:30; Bob Dylan). “Tomorrow is a Long Time” (Sandy Denny; 02:43:30). “You Beat Me to the Punch” (03:11:00; Mary Wells). “I Predict a Riot” (Kaiser Chiefs; 03:14:00). “Funny Cancer Greeting Cards” (03:18:00; Tig Notaro). “Crazy ABCs” (03:19:30; Barenaked Ladies). “9-5 Pollution Blues” (03:23:30; Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band). “How Much is that Pickle in the Window?” (03:46:30; Mickey Katz).
Segment aired Aug. 15, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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* 49. A French astronomer thrills his colleagues when he calls them over to his telescope and shows them his discovery: a new planet.
“That’s amazing!” they say. “Can you tell what it’s made out of?”
“From what I can see, it’s a bunch of molecular clusters that formed into a giant polymer.”
“We must alert the whole scientific community,” says another colleague. “Hey, have you named it yet?”
“No,” says the astronomer. “I’m stuck on that part.”
“Well, what about naming it after yourself?”
“I thought about that, but my first name is Jean, which would sound silly: Planet Jean. And my last name is Eugenia, which, as you know, already is a planet.”
Another scientist chimes in, “Well, what about naming it based on how it looks?”
“Not a bad idea,” says Jean, looking through his telescope. “Well, its surface is smooth, and the color is yellowish white. It’s slightly more ovoid than round. Maybe we should call it, Planet Egg.”
“Okay,” says the head of the lab. “We should sent out a press release to all the journals, Scientific American, Astronomy Now, Sky and Telescope, and Italian Cuisine Magazine.
“Wait,” says the astronomer. “I get the journals and the science books. But why Italian Cuisine?”
“Because,” says the colleague. “You found an Egg Planet Polymer, Jean.”
Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews actress Christina Pickles
Topics include: Break a Hip, Friends, Another World, Broadway.
Segment scheduled to air Aug. 15, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 521st episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Aug. 8, 2015. Info: davesgoneby.com.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actor-producer Gary Waldman and Dave chats with UNC Radio programming director Matthew Davis. Plus: Inside Broadway, The Wretched Pun of Destiny (Zoo), Greeley Crimes & Old Times, Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (Another Side Loaded), Saturday Segues (Buck Owens; In the News).
Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guests: entertainer Gary Waldman, UNC Radio Programming Director Matthew Davis, Dave’s wife, Joyce
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (dull week, car battery, Trump, sea captain) 00:33:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES 01:08:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN (long johns) 01:15:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – Buck Owens 01:41:30 INSIDE BROADWAY 02:04:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Gary Waldman 02:49:30 Friends 02:57:30 THE WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY (zoo) 03:00:00 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later – Another Side Loaded 03:16:00 Weather w/ Matthew Davis 03:20:00 GUEST: Matthew Davis 03;43:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – In the News 04:04:30 DAVE GOES OUT
Aug. 8, 2015 Playlist: “Where Does the Good Times Go” (01:21:30), “Only You (Can Break My Heart)” (01:24:00), “Together Again” (01:26:30), “Buckaroo” (01:28:30) & “It Will Never Be Over for Me” (01:30:30; Buck Owens). “Alexander Hamilton’s Rap Song” (01:59:30; Lin-Manuel Miranda). Musical Excerpts (02:44:00; Gary Waldman). “Motorpsycho Nightmare” (03:03:00), “Driftin’ Too Far from Shore” (03:07:30) & “I Don’t Believe You” ({live Last Waltz version}; 03:11:00; Bob Dylan). “Life in Prison” (03:44:00; The Byrds). “Debate Exposes Doubt” (03:46:30; Death Cab for Cutie). “Broken Aeroplanes” (03:51:00; Richard Butler). “Daily News” (03:56:00; Tom Paxton).
Gary Waldman
Matt Davis
Dylan’s Knocked Out Loaded
David Lefkowitz in “The Miracle of Long Johns” at Studio Theater in Theater Row NYC, October 23, 2015. Photo by Farnaz Taherimotlagh.
Dave Lefkowitz interviews UNC radio programming director Matthew Davis
Topics include: Little Theater of the Rockies, Marathon `33, University of Northern Colorado.
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Segment aired April 4, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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48. A new trainee at the L.A. Zoo is learning the ropes of both the apiary and the small aquatic mammals section.
On his first morning, the supervisor tells him, “You’re in luck. We just got a huge beehive shipped from a zoo in San Francisco. These are great bees to work with because the Bay Area weather makes them very docile. That’s why we’re going to crossbreed them with our more aggressive honeybees from Africa.”
So they spend a productive morning with the bees, and then after lunch, they look at the muskrats and beavers and otters and other small mammals.
The next day, they do the same routine. They check the beehive and see how many are mating, how many aren’t, and how many didn’t survive. Amazingly, only one bee from San Francisco hasn’t survived through the night. The trainee delicately scoops it up in a container and is about to throw it away when the supervisor says, “No time! I just got a text. We have to head over to the mammals.”
They get there and they see one of the otters floating face down. “What happened?” says the supervisor.
“Well, he was old,” answers the veteran zookeeper. “He was getting his medicinal bath when his heart gave out. I’m afraid you two will have dispose of him.”
So the supervisor and the trainee delicately remove the otter from the bath. The trainee then puts the mammal in a crate with the dead bee from San Francisco. He’s about to toss them both in the dumpster when the supervisor stops him. “No, no, no!” he cries. “They have to be separate.”
“How come?” the trainee asks.
“Don’t you know?” says the supervisor. “You can’t throw the Bay Bee out with the Bath Otter.”
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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews actor-director Gary Waldman
Topics include: What I Learned in Fallsburg, Paul Simon, Catskills
Segment aired Aug. 8, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Shalom, Dammit! This is Rabbi Sol Solomon with a Rabbinical Reflection for the week of August 2, 2015.
As if there weren’t already enough reasons to hate dentists, last week brought us Walter Palmer. Wally, who obviously makes a good living from his crowns and extractions, paid $50,000 to go on a hunting expedition. More specifically, he wanted to take his little bow and arrow and bring down a mighty king of the jungle. Which he did.
In early July, Palmer trekked to a nature preserve in Zimbabwe and lured a mighty lion to a spot where he could shoot him in the ass and kill him. Palmer only wounded the beast, which then had to be tracked down and shot in the head. Isn’t hunting a fair and noble sport?
The sad part isn’t just that African lions are endangered, but this was Cecil, a beloved 13-year-old jungle cat who brought in millions of tourists dollars to the preserve. Nobody wanted to slaughter him; they just wanted to drive by slowly, be frightened a little, and get the hell out of there and buy a stuffed panda at the gift shop. And yet, poor Cecil the lion spent much of his adult life in captivity only to die by assassination. Hell, even JFK left the White House to shtup Marilyn once in awhile.
Now this sadistic dentist—which Little Shop of Horrors reminded us is a redundant phrase—this Walter Palmer was not some lunatic running around like Cupid with a bow and arrow and a “George of the Jungle” fixation. This trophy hoarder is a life-long big-game blaster who used legal permits and guides for his latest expedition. Which means there were people who allowed this man to lure a fish out of a barrel . . . and give it both barrels.
What’s funny and marvelously ironic is that in the days after this yutz posted his victory spoils on social media, public outrage has been so vituperative that Palmer has gone into hiding. Faced with death threats, protests, cancelled cavities, Walter Palmer is crouching behind the high grass until the public cools off or gets bored or find another Bill Cosby victim to wonder about.
I say, what we need to do about Palmer in hiding is find the motel he’s staying at, and have two guys knock on the door and say they’re from Publisher’s Clearing House, and he’s won a million dollars. Then, when you’ve coaxed him to the parking lot – BAM! – turns out the guys are really Jehovah’s Witnesses, and boy, is he in for a miserable afternoon!
Seriously, though, I am not against hunting per se. I love steak and duck and venison and the occasional kosher muskrat. And if you are using the inside for beef and the outside for clothing, I believe you are abiding by the natural order of things. I’m not some Birkenstock-wearing vegan shouting “meat is murder” and making believe tofu actually tastes like something edible. Also, there are legitimate times when you need to thin the herd and stop a breed from over-multiplying. I wish we could do with the Kardashians.
But when you are killing just for sport, and you take the sport out of it, what’s left is bloodlust and murder. Walter Palmer may not have broken the law, but his ethics are lower than a Republican’s IQ. Remember, this is not about gun control; it’s not about the NRA; it’s not about ditching the second amendment. It’s about the rich getting away with murder. In this case, it’s literal, but you could say the same about some company that pays hush money to dump chemicals in a lake, or oil companies that bribe politicians for fracking rights, it’s about paid-off scientists who’ll fudge numbers that show Antarctica isn’t melting, it’s about the teenager next door who’ll show you her boobs for $20. All right, not all of these are bad, we can’t keep allowing millionaires to stick pricetags on everything they want, or, in other words, money must never dictate morality.
This has been a Rabbinical Reflection from Rabbi Sol Solomon. And, if you would like me to come speak at your next corporate event, my fee is $30,000. $50,000 if you want me to endorse Palestinian statehood. Hey, I’m only human. And you can find me at Temple Sons of Bitches, in Great Neck, New York.
Segment aired Aug. 2, 2015 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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* 47. Before he moved into his big house in the Hollywood Hills, actor Joaquin Phoenix needed to have the place cleaned out. He hired a crew for the job, who inspected the house and made their report. The crew chief told Phoenix that the interior was in good shape except for the fireplace. “It’s a disaster up there,” he said. “First, there’s all this rotting wood just stacked in a mound halfway up the chimney.”
“That doesn’t sound so bad,” says the actor.
“It wouldn’t be,” replies the chief, “but the rot has been a breeding ground for thousands of insects. In order to kill the bugs, we have to clean and disinfect every inch of the chimney.”
The actor responds, “Well, I’m sure you have your own chemicals. But if you want, I’ve also got two bottles of ammonia under the sink.”
“Sure,” says the chief, who sets his crew to work. A half hour later, he checks on the chimney, only to see his best worker sprawled out with a thermometer in his mouth.
“Oh, boss,” he says, “I don’t feel so hot.”
“What’s the matter?” says the chief.
“Can’t you tell?” says the worker. “I’ve got the Joaquin Ammonia in the Buggy Woody Flue.”
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Here is the 520th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Aug. 1, 2015. Info: davesgoneby.com.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with author Louise Harrison (“My Kid Brother’s Band, aka The Beatles”); Inside Broadway; The Wretched Pun of Destiny (chimney); Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (Harrison); Saturday Segues (Bennett/Spence, Jerry Garcia); Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection (Cecil the Lion); Greeley Crimes & Old Times.
Host: Dave Lefkowitz Guests: author Louise Harrison, Dave’s wife, Joyce
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (Tom McNally, Keurig, dancing, The Neville, Beatles, Hare Krishna) 00:40:00 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES 00:59:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN (dog phlegm, Come Blow Your Horn) 01:15:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – Tony Bennett/Joseph Spence 01:37:00 Sponsors 01:46:30 INSIDE BROADWAY 02:07:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Louise Harrison 03:15:00 Weather 03:19:30 THE WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #47 (Chimney) 03:21:00 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (Harrison) 03:43:00 Long Johns Update 03:52:00 Friends 04:04:00 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #120 (Cecil the Lion) 04:11:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – Jerry Garcia 04:33:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Aug. 2, 2015 Playlist: “My Sweet Lord” (00:27:00), “Beware of Darkness” (02:40:30), “Cheer Down” (03:07:30), “I’d Have You Anytime” (03:26:00), “Absolutely Sweet Marie” (03:32:30) & “Mama You Been on My Mind” (03:36:30; George Harrison). “Hare Krishna” (00:32:00; MC Yogi). “Our Love is Here to Stay” (01:23:30) & “Old Devil Moon” (01:29:30; Tony Bennett). “Conch Ain’t Got No Bone” (01:25:30) & “Happy All the Time” (01:33:00; Joseph Spence). “Easy as Life” (02:03:00; “Easy as Life” Aida Broadway cast). “If I Needed Someone” (02:27:00; The Beatles). “Something” (03:29:00; Bob Dylan). “Grateful Dawg” (04:15:30; Jerry Garcia & David Grisman). “Dire Wolf” (04:19:30) & “Wharf Rat” (04:22:30; Grateful Dead). “Time for August” (04:44:30; Julie London).
