Dave’s Gone By Skit: RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #28 (11/6/2011): Kardashian Divorce

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RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #28 (11/6/2011): Kardashian Divorce

Aired Nov. 5, 2011 on Dave’s Gone By. Youtube clip: Kardashian Divorce

Shalom Dammit, this is Rabbi Sol Solomon with a Rabbinical Reflection for the week of November 6th, 2011.

It is not just the weather that is turning cold, my friends.  News broke this week that celebrity model and spokesperson Kim Kardashian will be divorcing her basketball-player husband, Kris Humphries, after being married exactly 72 days.

Now, I could comment about the evanescent nature of celebrity marriages, or make easy, late-night jokes about the carnage of the Kardashians’ cartoon carnality-turned-carnival, or I could point out the danger of letting surface attractions overwhelm deeper concerns, or I could rue the cluelessness of a society that elevates a woman of no discernible talent or accomplishment to the level of television royalty, or I could chastise the venality of media – which debases a spiritual human event into an orgy of marketing, advertising and self-absorption, or I could simply say, I told you so, because we all could have told her so.

But really, the point I most want to make about the Kim Kardashian divorce is…

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

I don’t care…do you care? You shouldn’t care. Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

(to the tune of Adon Olam) Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? 

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

Everyone, get a life! Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? Who cares?

This has been a Rabbinical Reflection from Rabbi Sol Solomon, Temple Sons of Bitches.

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Dave’s Gone By #366 (11/5/2011): OPENING DAWES

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Here is the 366th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Nov. 5, 2011. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz

Guests: actress Phyllis Newman & Dawes bassist Wylie Gelber

Featuring: Dave chats with two-time Tony-winning actress Phyllis Newman and with Wylie Gelber, bass player for the roots band, Dawes Plus: Inside Broadway (reviews of The Judy Show & Voca People), Saturday Segue (time changes), Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (times a-changin’), and Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection on the Kardashian divorce.

Note: An audio glitch glitch towards the one-hour mark rendered about five minutes of the program unrecorded but did not affect the rest of the broadcast or audio archiving.

Note: Phyllis Newman passed Sept. 15, 2019.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00 Dave on Dawes
00:25:30 DAVE GOES OFF on Daylight Savings Time
00:29:00 SATURDAY SEGUE: time changes
00:53:30 GUEST: Phyllis Newman
01:19:00 AD: Shalom Dammit – An Evening with Rabbi Sol Solomon
01:21:00 INSIDE BROADWAY (news (01:21:30), The Judy Show (01:27:00) & Voca People (01:30:00)
01:49:00 GUEST: Wylie Gelber
02:20:00 Sponsors
02:23:30 Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection on the Kardashian divorce
02:27:00 Friends
02:32:00 Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (times a-Changin’)
02:46:00 DAVE GOES OUT w/ Joyce Weil

Nov. 5, 2011 Playlist: “My Girl to Me” (00:16:00), “Time Spent in Los Angeles” (01:37:00), “The Way You Laugh” (01:41:30), “Come Back to a Man” (01:45:00), “How Far We’ve Come” (02:13:30) & “When My Time Comes” (02:54:00; Dawes); “Time to Ring Some Changes” (live) (00:29:30; Richard Thompson); “Turning Time Around” (00:32:30; Lou Reed); “Beat the Time” (Edie Brickell & New Bohemians; 00:37:00); “Time Precious Time” (00:40:00; Lindsey BUckingham); “Who Knows Where the Time Goes” (00:44:00; Eva Cassidy); “What’s New at the Zoo” (00:50:00; Do Re Mi 1999 off-Broadway cast); “Casual” (01:16:00; Julius LaRose & Phyllis Newman); “Black Crow Blues” (02:32:30), “Where are You Tonight (Journey Through Dark Heat)” (02:35:00) & “Highlands” (excerpt, 02:42:00; Bob Dylan).

Phyllis Newman now
Phyllis Newman then
Wylie Gelber
Judy Gold
Voca People
Rabbi Sol Solomon