Dave Lefkowitz interviews theatrical producer and director Terry Schreiber
Topics include: theater, T. Schreiber Studios.
Segment originally aired Jan. 26, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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A ballad not-so-loosely based on the Mepham High School sodomy trial on Long Island.
Song aired Jan. 19, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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THE RECTUM OF EDMUND FITZGERALD
by David Lefkowitz
The story did play on News 12 and Newsday and it filled up the old Nassau Herald How kids from the school were so vicious and cruel To the rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald.
The town of Bellmore lies upon the South Shore On an affluent part of Long Island They pay a high tax just to keep out the blacks In the hopes that their kids won’t grow violent.
Now, one such young boy was his mom’s pride and joy Such a virile and athletic laddie Like others his age, he thought sports the rage And he tried to be just like his daddy.
It felt like a dream when young Ed made the team As a junior varsity halfback But some other players gave him arrogant stares He became their continual laughtrack.
He played right along, and he tried to be strong To show he had no trepidation It gave him the creeps, but these were his peeps And he longed for the team’s validation.
He managed all right until one summer night When the team went to north Pennsylvania As silent as monks, they all rose from their bunks as if gripped by a furious mania.
With nary a sound and no coaches around The older kids pummeled the juvies They guarded the door while the boys licked the floor And then squealed like the guy in the movies.
Although that hurt some, there were worse things to come When the new guys were forced to get naked The quarterback grinned, “Let the hazing begin! If you wanna be one of us, take it!”
The torture began all according to plan With a rhythm like boom-chika-boom-chik “You better not howl, or we’ll puncture your bowel With the rubberized end of a broomstick.”
When that part was fun, they continued the fun Of pine cone and golf ball inserting. The cavities dripped as the soft tissue ripped And the feces and blood began spurting.
The victims were warned they’d be punished and scorned If they told any parents or teachers. But by the next game, they were still hurt and shamed You could see the red stains from the bleachers.
The season was stopped and the scholarships dropped And the town became crazed and divided A few sent regrets, the others—death threats Till lawyers and cops were provided.
The rumors did spread from Rosedale to Riverhead How a team went from scrimmage to Sodom And poor Edmund cried when a splinter was pried From the extra-large width of his bottom.
So now there’s a judge who will go through the sludge Of how innocent boys were imperiled. The legend will spread like the legs of poor Ed and the rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald. The rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald.
Topics include: Little House on the Prairie, television.
Segment originally aired Jan. 12, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave Lefkowitz interviews theater critic Charles Gross
Topics include: theater, Broadway.
Segment originally aired Dec. 29, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave Lefkowitz interviews Joy Rose, Gillian Crane and Donna Kelly of the band Housewives on Prozac
Topics include: Long Island, music, feminism
Segment originally aired Dec. 22, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave Lefkowitz interviews opera fanatic Stefan Zucker
Topics include: opera, radio, Franco Corelli.
Segment originally aired Dec. 15, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave Lefkowitz interviews his cousin, former Prague resident David Levine
Topics include: The Velvet Revolution, Czechoslovakia, Prague, travel.
Segment originally aired Nov. 17, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Note: Caldwell Titcomb passed away at age 84 in June 2011.
Segment originally aired Nov. 10, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave Lefkowitz interviews Julie Flanders, Marina Bellica and Emil Adler – members of the band October Project
Topics include: October Project, music, Epic Records.
Segment originally aired Oct. 27, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 49th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, recorded live at WGBB studios in Babylon, NY, on Oct. 27, 2003.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guests: October Project (Emil Adler, Julie Flanders, Marina Belica)
Featuring: The band October Project visits the studio, the satirical News Gone By
Note: apologies for the over-modulated recording and distortion on parts of this episode. Alas, it’s the only copy we have.
00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN: Opening comments, the history of October Project, vamping (with engineer Joe Salzone) while the band is delayed on the Long Island Rail Road! 00:10:00 NEWS GONE BY: WalMart Sneaks; One-Handed LaCrosse; John Allen Muhammed – Attorney at Law; Malaysian Moron; Be Liza’s Gest; Bye Bye Berry; NYUicide; I’ve Seen Your Flagman – But He Didn’t See Me; Mall of the Dead; Blood n’ Scotch; African Penis-Snatchers. 01:00:00 Guest: October Project, Live, in-studio interview w/ Emil Adler, Julie Flanders, Marina Bellica; Includes live, a cappella version of “Eyes of Mercy.” 01:25:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Thank yous & best wishes.
Oct. 27, 2003 Playlist: “Long After Tomorrow,” “Return to Me,” “Eyes of Mercy,” “The Mind’s Eye,” “Bury My Lovely” (October Project).