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SONG: Stupid Pupil

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SONG: Stupid Pupil

(sung to the tune of Neil Sedaka and Howard Greenfield’s “Stupid Cupid”)

Stupid Pupil you’re a real disgrace
You don’t contribute; you just take up space
You go to college on your parents’ dime
But you ain’t learnin’, you’re just wastin’ time.
Hey hey, brainless punk
Stupid Pupil, get ready to flunk

Can’t do your homework and you can’t think straight
Too busy watching TikTok while you masturbate
Sitting through classes with your earbuds in
Looking so dead they call your next of kin
Boo-hoo, throw your fit
Stupid Pupil, your pronoun is “it.”

You mixed-up little twerp, with your protest sign upheld
But you can’t read or write, so the words are all misspelled

You think you’re curing social-justice ills
But meanwhile mom and dad are paying all your bills
You’re chugging Red Bull and you’re vaping weed
the only things you learn are from your Twitter feed
You don’t work, you don’t pay rent
Stupid Pupil, come out of your tent

Your hair is greasy and your armpits stink
You think that other people really care what you think
And if you graduate, then you’ll be through
`Cause you’ll be serving burgers to the likes of you
Hey hey, don’t you see
You just crapped on your Bachelor’s Degree

Hey hey, higher ed
Stupid Pupil, I wish you were dead.

Dave’s Gone By Interview (2/17/2018): TREVOR OKESON

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Dave chats with University of Northern Colorado student Trevor Okeson

Topics include: gun control, AR-15, radio, Christianity, music, 21 Pilots.
Segment aired Feb. 17, 2018 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #618 (8/19/2017): HERB GARDEN

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Here is the 618th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio Aug. 19, 2017. Info: davesgoneby.com.
Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guests: theater critic Herbert M. Simpson, Dave’s wife Joyce

Featuring: Dave interviews theater critic Herb Simpson. Plus: Rabbi Sol Solomon offers his Rabbinical Reflection on Charlottesville (“On Both Sides”), Greeley Crimes & Old Times, Inside Broadway, Saturday Segues (college, In the News), Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (“worst of”).

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (crumbs, Joyce in Montreal, school’s in, Rusty Scupper)
00:35:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:23:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – College
01:45:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
02:19:00 GUEST: Herb Simpson
03:00:30 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later – Worst Of?
03:32:30 Friends
03:41:00 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #150 – “On Both Sides”
03:49:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – In the News
04:29:30 Weather
04:31:30 DAVE GOES OUT

Aug. 19, 2017 Playlist: “Sweet Beulah Land” (00:47:00; Frank Newsome). “College Hornpipe” (01:24:30; Mark O’Conner). “College – The Best Six Weeks of My Life” (01:26:30; Emo Phillips). “Old College Avenue” (01:31:00; Harry Chapin). “College of Ice” (01:35:30) & “Clean Steve” (03:55:00; Robyn Hitchcock). “UNC Fight Song” (01:39:00; University of Northern Colorado Marching Band). “Bright College Days” (01:40:00; Tom Lehrer). “Wrapped” (On Your Feet 2016 Broadway cast). “The Simpsons Theme” (02:58:00; Brizzy Voices). “When the Night Comes Falling from the Sky” (03:06:30), “Lenny Bruce” (03:15:00) & “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35” (03:20:30; Bob Dylan). “Race War” (03:50:00; Ice-T). “Barcelona” (03:58:30; Rufus Wainwright). “Eclipse” (04:05:30; John Denver). “Both Sides Now” (04:09:00; Judy Collins). “Before We Begin” (04:35:00; Broadcast).

(pictured: Herbert M. Simpson, alt-right marchers in Charlottesville, the University of Northern Colorado)
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Dave’s Gone By #604 (5/6/2017): GROSS DECENCY

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Here is the 604th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio May 6, 2017. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guests: theater critic Michael Grossberg (Columbus Dispatch), Dave’s wife Joyce

Featuring: Dave chats with Ohio theater critic Michael Grossberg. Plus: Inside Broadway (Tony nominations), Greeley Crimes & Old Times, Saturday Segues (Nurse!, In the News), Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (nurse)

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (graduation day, the comedy bell, timed out, Blind Date in Chennai, ao)
00:48:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:18:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – Nurse!
01:37:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN w/ Joyce (free SUNY, nasty Nastase)
01:45:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
02:23:00 GUEST: Michael Grossberg
03:17:30 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (nurses)
03:36:00 Friends
03:43:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – In the News
04:07:30 DAVE GOES OUT

“Happy Nurse” (01:18:30) & “Hot Meat” (01:34:30; The Sugarcubes). “Nurse” (01:22:30; Derek & Clive w/ Peter Cook & Dudley Moore). “I Want a Nurse” (01:23:00; Jack Barrett). “The Nurse” (01:25:30; The White Stripes). “My Big Nurse” (01:29:00; Brian Eno & David Byrne). Amelie Medley (02:13:30; Philippa Soo & Amelie cast). “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina” (Forbidden Broadway w/ Nora Mae Lyng). “Time Heals Everything” (Mack & Mabel 1974 Broadway cast w/ Bernadette Peters). “Ain’t Talkin'” (03:19:00), “Drifter’s Escape” (03:28:00) & “T.V. Talkin’ Song” (03:30:30; Bob Dylan). “Child of the Philippines” (03:44:30; Here Lies Love 2015 off-Broadway cast w/ Conrad Ricamora). “Replaced” (03:48:00; Christine Lavin). “The Strike” (03:51:30; Paint Your Wagon 2016 Encores! cast). “Big Green Freak” (03:52:30; The Toxic Avenger 2009 off-Broadway cast). “Dead Flowers” (03:54:30; The Rolling Stones). “Graduation Day” (04:12:00; Daddy Long Legs 2015 off-Broadway cast w/ Megan McGinnis).

(pictured: Michael Grossberg, nurse!, poster for Blind Date)

Dave’s Gone By #556 (5/7/2016): THE MAYFLOWER

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Here is the 556th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired May 7, 2016. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: Inside Broadway (Tony nominations), Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Refection (Donald Trump), Saturday Segues (In the News, Robert Johnson), Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (moms), Greeley Crimes & Old Times.

Guest: Dave’s wife Joyce

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN (graduation day)
00:22:30 SATURDAY SEGUE (Robert Johnson)
00:42:30 Sponsors
00:50:00 INSIDE BROADWAY (Tony nominations)
01:51:30 Sponsors
01:54:30 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (moms)
02:16:00 Friends
02:31:00 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #139 (Donald Trump)
02:41:00 Weather
02:42:30 SATURDAY SEGUE (In the News)
03:09:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
03:37:00 DAVE GOES OUT w/ Joyce

May 8, 2016 Playlist: “Terraplane Blues” (00:27:30; Canned Heat). “Stones in My Passway” (00:30:30) & “Love in Vain Blues (Alternate)” (00:35:30; Robert Johnson). “Malted Milk Blues” (00:33:00; Lucinda Williams). “If I were a Rich Man” (01:43:00; Fiddler on the Roof 2016 Broadway cast w/ Danny Burstein). “Lonesome Day Blues” (01:56:30), “Tough Mama” (02:04:00) & “Lord Protect My Child” (02:08:00; Bob Dylan). “Candidate” ({alternate version] 02:43:30; David Bowie). “Alberta” (02:48:30; The Kingston Trio). “My Mother’s Brisket” (02:51:00; Rick Moranis). “Dead Flowers” ({alternate version} 02:55:00; The Rolling Stones).

Dave’s Gone By #536 (12/12/2015): FRANKLY

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Here is the 536th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Dec. 12, 2015. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: Dave chats with old friend Jeff Goodman; Inside Broadway; Rabbi Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection (Hanukkah Haiku); Saturday Segues (Frank Sinatra, vacation); Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later (Sinatra’s Shadows); Greeley Crimes & Old Times.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guest: former guest co-host Jeff Goodman, Dave’s wife Joyce

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (so long semester, snu, temps, Eggley Bagelface, The Soup, Mama Doni, Hawaii Kai, Kaleidoscope, horse head)
01:12:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:47:30 GUEST: Jeff Goodman
02:36:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – Frank Sinatra
02:59:00 Sponsors
03:02:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
03:23:00 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (Sinatra’s Shadows)
03:40:30 Sponsors
03:45:30 RABBINICAL REFLECTION #132 – Hanukkah Haiku
03:51:00 Friends
03:46:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – Vacation
04:16:30 Weather & Thanks
04:20:30 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 12, 2015 Playlist: “Chanukah Fever” (Mama Doni). “Chanukah” (01:08:30; Six13). “The Coffee Song” (02:39:00). “It’s the Same Old Dream” (02:42:00), “It Never Entered My Mind” (02:44:30), “You Make Me Feel So Young” ({live}; 02:47:30), “You’ll Never Walk Alone” (02:51:00) & “I Have Dreamed” (04:22:00; Frank Sinatra). “A Brand New Day” (03:19:30; The Wiz 2015 TV cast). “That Lucky Old Sun” (03:27:30), “What’ll I Do” (03:31:00) & “Stay With Me” (03:34:30; Bob Dylan). “The Draidel Song” (03:50:00; Mickey Katz). “Your Mind is on Vacation” (03:57:30; Van Morrison). “Take a Musical Break” (04:00:30; Dottie Burman). “Albuquerque” (04:02:30; Neil Young). “Take Me Away” (04:06:30; Oasis). “Homeward Bound” (04:11:00; Simon & Garfunkel).

Dave’s Gone By #334 (12/4/2010): WHO DAT!

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Here is the 334th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Dec. 4, 2010. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

guest: Brad Stivers (UNC radio host)
Featuring: Dave’s trip to New Orleans, in words & music. Plus: Bob Dylan – Sooner & Later, Dave Goes Off on airline security and UNC radio host Brad Stivers visits.

Note: Technical problems added a high-pitched electronic tone to the spoken segments on this episode. Sorry!

00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00 SATURDAY SEGUE: New Orleans Songs, pt. 1
00:26:00 Dave Visits New Orleans
00:29:30 A caller w/ Joyce Weil
00:54:00 Guest: Brad Stivers
01:05:00 SATURDAY SEGUE: New Orleans Songs, pt. 2
01:20:00 More on New Orleans
01:57:00 BOB DYLAN: Sooner & Later
02:30:30 Sponsors
02:41:00 DAVE GOES OFF: Airport Security
02:47:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 4, 2010 Playlist: “New Orleans Stomp” (00:08:30; Louis Armstrong). “Planet of New Orleans” (00:09:30; Dire Straits). “New Orleans” (00:17:30; Amy Coleman). “I Just Can’t Get New Orleans Off My Mind” (00:22:30; Irma Thomas). “New Orleans Hop Scop Blues” (01:05:30; Dave Van Ronk). “Way Down Yonder in New Orleans” (01:07:00; Frankie Trumbauer w/ Bix Beiderbecke), New Orleans Instrumental No. 1 (01:10:00; R.E.M.), Down South in New Orleans (01:12:00; The Band & Bobby Charles), I Wish I Was in New Orleans (01:15:00; Tom Waits), “St. James Infirmary” (01:24:30; New Orleans Preservation Hall Jazz Band), “Kingfish” (01:37:00; Randy Newman). “Calling Professor Longhair” (01:39:30; Amy Rigby), “Memories of Professor Longhair” (01:43:00; Dr. John), “City of New Orleans” (01:46:00; Arlo Guthrie), “House of the Rising Sun” (01:57:00; Bob Dylan & Tom Petty). “Tryin’ to Get to Heaven” (02:02:30), “Chimes of Freedom (live)” (02:07:30), “One More Cup of Coffee” (02:15:30) “Po Boy” (02:19:30) & “Sitting on Top of the world” (02:22:30; Bob Dylan).
(pictured: New Orleans, Brad Stivers)

Dave’s Gone By #221 (5/20/2007): STILL TALKING

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Here is the 221st episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, May 20, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host: Jeff Goodman

Featuring: Dave and guest co-host Jeff Goodman banter about radio censorship and Dave’s wife getting her PhD. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Inside Broadway on the Tony nominees, Dave Goes Off on the great Radio Purge, and Dave Says Bye to Bo Diddley.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:11:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN – “Congraduations”
00:19:00 INSIDE BROADWAY: News & Tony Nominees
00:33:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OFF – The Radio Purge
01:03:00 DAVE GOES OUT

May 20, 2007 Playlist: “Story of Bo Diddley” (Bo Diddley).