Dave’s Gone By Song (7/9/2026): PSYCHO BLUES

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Dave’s Gone By Song (7/9/2006): PSYCHO BLUES

A song o’ psychopathy.

This segment first aired July 9, 2006 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.

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SONG: Psycho Blues

PSYCHO BLUES

(music & lyrics by David Lefkowitz)

Well, I got up this morning, and I had sex with my terrier

Well, I got up this morning and had sex with my terrier

She was long and lean

Vicious and mean

Just like my mama, but hairier.

Oh-oh-ho

Well, I went down the road, and I raped my neighbor’s cow

Yeah, I went down the road, and I raped my neighbor’s cow

She gave a shudder

When I sliced off her udder

She’s just a meatpile now.

Uh-huh-huh

Then I got in my car, and I drove 130 miles an hour

I just got in my car, and I drove 130 miles an hour

A cop gave chase

So I blew off his face

His blood hit me like a shower.

Oh-ho-ho

When I got to my office, I set my desk on fire

All the papers, all the files, the whole damn desk on fire

I made my boss put his hand in it

I made his boss go stand in it

I laughed as the flames rose higher.

Ho-ho-ho

Then I ran out the door with a hostage at my side

Yeah, I ran out the door with a hostage at my side

I loosened my grip

Then I shot her in the hip

She let out a fart when she died.

mm-hmm-hmm

Well, I ran to my friends, who let me in no questions asked

Yeah, I found my old friends who let me in, no questions asked

Soon as they turned they backs

I grabbed mister ax,

Now I use their skins for masks.

mm-hmm-hmm

You know, I used to be normal, but now I’m not so sure

I used to be normal, but now I’m not so sure

Once I asked my shrink

What do you think?
Then I buried him deep in manure.

Oh-ho-ho.

So now I’m drivin’ down the highway headin’ to a town near you

See me comin’ down the highway headin’ to a town near you

Hide your children

Hide your pets

`cause I ain’t done killin’ yet

I got handcuffs and a gun

`cause I feel like havin’ fun

I got arrows
I got knives

Just the size for takin’ lives

I got a dagger

I got a sword

Got grenades for when I’m bored

I’ll drive 700 miles

Just to do somethin’ vile

If you see me anywhere

Write a will, and say a prayer

`cause you’re through

Psycho Blues

Psycho Blues.