Dave’s Gone By Song (12/23/2007): PUBIC HAIR

click above to listen (broadcast Dec. 23, 2007)

A hymn to the short and curlies.

Penned in 1991, this song first aired Dec. 23, 2007 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.

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PUBIC HAIR

(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: The traditional melody of “O Tannenbaum”)

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You are so strong and curly

My crotch looks like an aerial view

Of actress Jo Anne Worley

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You are so soft and bushy

You start below my navel hole

And run down to my tushy

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You’re never moist or grungy

The smegma cream I smear on you

Keeps you firm and spongy

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

Each one is an adventure

Each night I use a pubic hair

To floss my grandpa’s dentures

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

You are so tough and wiry

I like to pull out pubic hairs

And press them in my diary

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

Protector of my boner

Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair

I’m proud to be your owner.