Dave’s Gone By #86 (7/22/2004): REAGENT 86

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Here is the 86th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By which aired on Long Island, NY’s WGBB-AM radio July 22, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: actress Andrea Kolb

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with comic actress Andrea Kolb. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Inside Broadway (Frogs) and Dave’s Jeopardy Ken song.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: The Republicans are coming.
00:11:00  NEWS GONE BY: Shortfall; Lenin’s Problem; Legalize It; An Angry Surgeon is a Dangerous Thing; XPlicit Brits; Michael Jackson’s Car; Czech-Walking; Jeopardy Ken.
00:21:00  INSIDE BROADWAY: Dracula & Frogs
00:29:00  GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Andrea Kolb
00:47:00  DAVE GOES OUT: Calvert DeForest birthday tribute & introducing Dustin Ehrlich.

July 22, 2004 Playlist: “Jeopardy Ken” (00:18:00; Dave), “The Gift” (Dustin Ehrlich).

Andrea Kolb
Ken Jennings
Calvert DeForest (Larry “Bud” Melman)
Rabbi Sol Solomon

Dave’s Gone By Song (7/22/2004): JEOPARDY KEN

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A song of tribute to Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings

Segment originally aired July 22, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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JEOPARDY KEN

by David Lefkowitz

Deep in his bank account, he’s put a million bucks
Some call it genius, while others call it luck
He looks like something that fell off a turnip truck.

Everybody sing:
Hey Jeopardy Ken, do it again, Jeopardy Ken.
Hey, Jeopardy Ken, what did you win, Jeopardy Ken?

He comes from Utah and his brother picks his ties
“Oh look, he won again.” Surprise, surprise, surprise.
He’s such a marvel, he’s the devil in disguise.

All the mormons sing:
Hey Jeopardy Ken, do it again, Jeopardy Ken.
Hey, Jeopardy Ken, what did you win, Jeopardy Ken?

He’s just as smug as a computer geek can be
All the suspense is gone by Final Jeopardy
But no one else can run the board on Potpourri.

Alex Trebek sings:
Hey Jeopardy Ken, do it again, Jeopardy Ken.
Hey, Jeopardy Ken, what did you win, Jeopardy Ken?
Hey Jeopardy Ken, do it again, Jeopardy Ken.
Hey, Jeopardy Ken, what did you win, Jeopardy Ken? (Ale!)

©2004 David Lefkowitz

Dave’s Gone By #85 (7/15/2004): POST NO BILLS

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Here is the 85th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, July 15, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave Goes Off on the New York Times and the death of the Frugal Gourmet. Plus: Inside Broadway, the satirical News Gone By, and Dave Remembers Joy Division’s Ian Curtis.

00:00:00  DAVE GOES IN: Dave to go on “Your World”
00:06:00  DAVE GOES OFF: The Times Square Billboard & the Death of the Frugal Gourmet.
00:23:00  INSIDE BROADWAY:  Forever Tango, Spamalot, The Day Emily Married.
00:29:00  NEWS GONE BY: Senate Intelligence; Courtney Loveless; Family Fire Man; McJerk; Man Jailed For…; Microchip Mayor; Bull Run (w/ Bad Pun of the Week); Isabel Sanford; Chinese Graffiti; Posters on the Pantheon
00:49:00  DAVE GOES OUT: Birthday tribute to Joy Division’s Ian Curtis

July 15, 2004 Playlist: “I Don’t Remember” (Peter Gabriel), “In Old Mexico” (Tom Lehrer), “Love Will Tear Us Apart” & “Dead Souls” (Joy Division).

Forever Tango
Ian Curtis
Jeff Smith, the Frugal Gourmet
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Dave’s Gone By #84 (7/8/2004): CONTENDAH

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 Here is the 84th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, July 8, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave Says Bye to Marlon Brando. Plus: Inside Broadway, the satirical News Gone By, and the skit, Apocalypse Rumsfeld.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: What’s on the show
00:08:00  INSIDE BROADWAY: Strike Talk
00:13:00  NEWS GONE BY: Exploding Terrorist Heads; Colin at the YMCA; Terrorists versus Terrorists; VPDeVito; Sharpton’s Gig; Things Not to Do in Denver When You’re Almost Dead; Scouts’ Honor; ING Thing; White Castle Brown; Hot Dog!; Dead Doob; Dannebrog Liars; Doggy Ban; Caged Organ.
00:31:00  DAVE REMEMBERS: Marlon Brando
00:45:00  SKIT: Apocalypse Rumsfeld
00:52:00  DAVE GOES OUT

July 8, 2004 Playlist: “YMCA” (Village People), “Pocahontas” (Neil Young), “The End” (The Doors).

Donald Rumsfeld
Brando
your host

Dave’s Gone By Skit (7/8/2004): APOCALYPSE RUMSFELD

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ZZSkit-RumsfeldAn offensive look at the Secretary of Defense.

Segment aired July 8, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (7/1/2004): SCOTT RODOLITZ

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Dave Lefkowitz chats with art expert Scott Rodolitz

Topics include: Nikolai Girenko.

Segment originally aired June 17, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #83 (7/1/2004): INDEPEN-DENTS

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Here is the 83rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, July 1, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: art expert Scott Rodolitz

Featuring: Dave chats with art expert Scott Rodolitz on the murder of Nikolai Girenko. Plus: the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: IndepenDents
00:13:00  NEWS GONE BY: Naughty Cheney; Off the Cobb; Pump It Up (Bad Pun of the Week); Cigarette Atrocities; Dylan’s Degree; Baby Snakes; Baby ESPN.
00:32:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: Anthropology scholar, Scott Rodolitz, on the death of Nikolai Girenko.
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

July 1, 2004 Playlist: “Day of the Locusts” (Bob Dylan); “Pump It Up” (Elvis Costello). 

Scott Rodolitz
Nikolai Girenko
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Dave’s Gone By Interview (6/24/2004): JOHN DE VITO, JOHN MCGRATH, & JOHN AMBROSIO

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Dave Lefkowitz chats with cable TV host John De Vito alongside John McGrath and John Ambrosio

Topics include: movies, theater, parenthood

Segment originally aired June 24, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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John McGrath

Dave’s Gone By #82 (6/24/2004): LET’S MAKE AN EPISODE

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Here is the 82nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio June 24, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: TV hosts John De Vito, John McGrath & John Ambrosio

Featuring: Dave chats with TV hosts John De Vito, John McGrath and John Ambrosio. Plus: a Birthday salute to Jeff Beck and Dave’s song, Look What They Done To My Head, Ma.

00:20:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: John De Vito (“Let’s Make a Movie”), John McGrath (“Men’s Forum”), John Ambrosio
00:45:00 BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE: Jeff Beck
00:53:00 DAVE GOES OUT

June 24, 2004 Playlist: “Look What They Done To My Head, Ma” (Dave), “Heartful of Soul” (Yardbirds), “Spanish Boots” (Jeff Beck Group), “People Get Ready” (Rod Stewart).

John De Vito
John McGrath
Jeff Beck
your host

Dave’s Gone By Song (6/24/2004): LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO MY HEAD

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ZZSong-DontMesswithUs

With Muslim terrorists now staging decapitations for video, let’s imagine a song to go with them.

Segment originally aired June 24, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO MY HEAD, MA

by David Lefkowitz

Look what they done to my head, ma.
Look what they done to my head.
Well, they hacked it off with a giant sword
And left me lying dead, ma.
Look what they done to my head.

They put my face on the `net.
They put my face on the `net.
We’ve changed regimes, but it don’t seem to make no difference yet, ma.
They put my face on the `net.

They made me read the Koran, man.
They made me read the Koran.
But I crossed my fingers and bit my tongue
And cursed the name Allah, ma,
So now I’m buried in dung.

Oh, look what they done to my head, ma.
Look what they done to my head.
Well, they tied it up in a plastic bag before I was even dead, ma.
Look what they done to my head.

One days these Muslims will pay, ma
One day these Arabs will pay.
They’ll pay in blood and burning flesh for what they done today, ma.
One day these scumbags will pay.

Oh, look what they done to your son, ma.
Look what they done to your son.
Well, they slaughtered me and martyred me
And now my song is done, ma
Look what they done: now I’m gone.

©2004 David Lefkowitz