Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/15/2005): GREG ALLEN

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews theater director and NeoFuturists founder Greg Allen

Topics include: theater, Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind

Segment originally aired Sept. 15, 2005 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/8/2005): FRANK WILDHORN

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews theater composer Frank Wildhorn

Topics include: theater, Broadway, Jekyll & Hyde, Dracula, The Civil War, The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Segment originally aired Sept. 8, 2005 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Song (8/19/2005): HELLHOLE SUBMARINE

SONG: Hellhole Submarine

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HELLHOLE SUBMARINE

(Note: Sung to the melody of Paul McCartney and John Lennon’s “Yellow Submarine”) 

In the dacha where I was born
lived a man who sailed the sea
When I turned 14 years old
they gagged and bound and shanghaied me

So we sailed into the sun
Till we crashed into a reef
Now we sink beneath the waves
And we sing in pain and grief:

We all die on a stupid submarine
stupid submarine
stupid submarine
We all die on this stupid submarine
stupid submarine
stupid submarine

All our friends from other ships
Won’t get close to us till it’s too late
While the whales and fish and sea
We completely contaminate

We all die on a stupid submarine
stupid submarine
stupid submarine
We all die on this stupid submarine
stupid submarine
stupid submarine

Oxygen is running out
and our food supply is far from clean
As the crew begins to pray:
(sounds of labored breathing)

We all die on a stupid submarine
stupid submarine
stupid submarine

So we blub inside the sub
which I wish I had never seen
We’re turning blue, we’re peeing green
in this hellhole submarine
(spoken) Submarine! (coughs)

We all die on this hellhole submarine
hellhole submarine
stupid submarine
Yes, we all die on a hellhole submarine
hellhole submarine
hellhole submarine
(spoken) Just the men!
We all die on this hellhole submarine
hellhole submarine…

(c)2005 David Lefkowitz

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NOTES & BACKSTORY:
[June 2023] This song was created for my radio show, Dave’s Gone By, as part of the recurring News Gone By segment, which poked fun at news and current events. Here’s how I introduced the song on its Aug. 11, 2005 debut. Note that the story is true, the song stuff, not so much:  

“Harrowing news from Russia this week where a mini-submarine became trapped in metal debris at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. The sub got tangled in the wires of an underwater monitoring station, leaving only a few days’ supply of oxygen available to the crew—an eerie echo of the Kursk disaster. Russian authorities kept the accident secret the first day. Then they tried to rescue the sub themselves the next day. They accepted help from England and other nations only as time began running out. Rear Admiral Vladimir Pepelyayev told Russian reporters that the crew were keeping their spirits up as best they could: playing cards, telling stories. In fact, before they were miraculously rescued, they actually were able to transmit, by Morse Code, the words and music to a song one of the sailors wrote about the situation. I happen to have it here. In tribute to that brave and saved crew of the AS-28, I’m gonna sing it now. I think it shows their resilience, their spunk, and their hilarious misery.” 

Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/11/2005): HOMO HENDRIX

Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald weighs in an a biography of Jimi Hendrix that questions his sexuality

Segment originally aired Aug. 4, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (7/28/2005): SO YOU WANNA BE A TERRORIST?

A game show for budding enemies of mankind

Segment originally aired July 28, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (7/21/2005): DAVID SPENCER

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews musical-theater writer David Spencer

Topics include: theater, musicals.

Segment originally aired July 21, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (7/14/2005): AMY COLEMAN & VALERIE SMALDONE

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews singer Amy Coleman and radio host Valerie Smaldone

Topics include: radio, fringe theater, “Spit it Out.”

Segment originally aired July 14, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (7/7/2005): ARI ABRAMOWITZ

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews music expert and “Pockit Rockit Music Finder” author Ari Abramowitz

Topics include: theater, Broadway

Segment originally aired July 7, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (6/23/2005): PAUL BOOCOCK

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews actor Paul Boocock

Topics include: theater, sports, “Boocock’s House of Baseball.”

Segment originally aired June 23, 2005, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (6/16/2005): MANDY PATINKIN & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews actor Mandy Patinkin

Note: this is the semi-legendary interview wherein Mandy Patinkin hung up after less than 30 seconds, leaving Rabbi Sol five minutes to express his feelings about the actor.

Segment originally aired June 16, 2005 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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