Dave’s Gone By #103 (11/25/2004): SABA SIBI SZABO

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Here is the 103rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 25, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Rob Szabo

Featuring: Dave chats with singer-songwriter Rob Szabo. Plus: an Inside Broadway farewell to Cy Coleman.

00:00:00  DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Cy Coleman
00:17:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Rob Szabo
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

November 25, 2004 Playlist: “The Legacy” (On the Twentieth Century), “Goodbye” (Little Me), “The Legacy,” “Beautiful,” “Watching a Movie” & “Incandescent” (Rob Szabo).

Rob Szabo
Cy Coleman
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Dave’s Gone By #102 (11/18/2004): 102ND AIRBORNE

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Here is the 102nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 18, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: author Hillary Kanter (“Dating Sucks”) and Rabbi Sol Solomon (spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY).

Featuring: Dave chats with author Hillary Kanter (Dating Sucks). Plus: Inside Broadway and the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:10:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Whoopi & Edna
00:19:00  INTERVIEW – Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews author Hillary Kanter (“Dating Sucks”)
00:43:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:51:00  DAVE GOES OUT

November 18, 2004 Playlist: “Dating Sucks” (Hillary Kanter), “You Don’t Believe Me Anymore” (Rob Szabo).

Hillary Kanter
Dame Edna
Whoopi Goldberg
Rabbi Sol Solomon

Dave’s Gone By Skit (11/11/2004): JAVIER MAGRUDER

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ZZSkit-JavierMagruder

The war experiences of Javier Magruder

Segment originally aired Nov. 11, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #100 (11/4/2004): HEAVEN CENT

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Here is the 100th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s SGBB-AM radio, Nov. 4, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: broadcaster Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY; and Dave’s wife, Joyce. Plus: a previously aired excerpt from Housewives on Prozac.

Featuring: Dave celebrates his 100th episode with guests (Joe Salzone and Joyce), highlights, and the history of the show.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00 THE DAVE’S GONE BY STORY – 100th Anniversary Special!
00:15:00 Dave’s First Show (excerpt)
00:25:00 Guest: Joe Salzone
00:29:00 SKIT: The Long Island Haiku (from 9/22/03)
00:31:00 Guest: Housewives on Prozac (excerpt from 12/23/03 show)
00:36:00 Guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:44:00 Guest: Joyce Weil
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

November 4, 2004 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave, 35:00) & “Many Ways” (Dave, 52:00).

Joe Salzone
Rabbi Sol Solomon
Dave `n Joyce

Dave’s Gone By Song (11/4/2004): MAKIN’ POOPIES

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A song celebrating the joys of relief.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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MAKIN’ POOPIES

by David Lefkowitz

Another seat, another bowl
Another log comes out my hole
It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’
And makin’ poopies.

I pull my shorts below my rump
I read the sports and take a dump
It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney
That’s makin’ poopies.

Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently.
Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.

I eat some bran and have some juice
Run to the can and shake it loose
I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy
From makin’ poopies.

My little rectum, it does the job
Be it a hot dog or just a blob
It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’
Of makin’ poopies.

I grit my teeth and hug my gut
while underneath I hear a “splut”
It always happens with all my crappin’s
I’m makin’ poopies.

One day my gut got swollen,
I chalked it up to gas.
But when I touched my colon,
Blood shot out of my ass.

Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag
`cause when I go, it’s in a bag
I miss the odors of all the floaters
When making poopies.

So listen here, I recommend
That once a year, check your rear end.
Just find a docto’ to do a procto
He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga
You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help
in makin’ poopies.

©2004 David Lefkowitz

Dave’s Gone By #99 (10/28/2004): CASTLE ROCKS

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Here is the 99th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Oct. 28, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: opera singer Joyce Castle

Featuring: Dave chats with opera singer Joyce Castle. Plus: Inside Broadway (Wicked) and Bashing Bush.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:07:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Wicked & Women
00:15:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: mezzo Joyce Castle
00:45:00  DAVE GOES OFF – Bashing Bush
00:54:00  DAVE GOES OUT

October 28, 2004 Playlist: no music.

Joyce Castle
Comfort Women
Wicked
GWB
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Dave’s Gone By #98 (10/21/2004): RUTLE & HUM

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Here is the 98th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Oct. 21, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: part 3 (of 3) of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Neil Innes. Plus: Inside Broadway (Laugh, Whore!) and the satirical News Gone By.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Neil Innes

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Laugh Whore!
00:15:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Neil Innes (part 3 of 3)
00:44:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

October 21, 2004 Playlist: “Brave Sir Robin” (“Monty Python & the Holy Grail” soundtrack), “Protest Song” & “Give It Up” (Neil Innes).

Neil Innes
Neil Innes
Mario Cantone
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Dave’s Gone By #96 (10/7/2004): THE AGE OF INNES SENSE

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Here is the 96th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Oct. 7, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Neil Innes (The Rutles, Bonzo Dog Band)

Featuring: Part one (of three) of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Neil Innes. Plus: the satirical News Gone By and Inside Broadway (Bryony).

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:17:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Bryony
00:23:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Neil Innes
00:49:00  DAVE GOES OUT

October 7, 2004 Playlist: “The Idiot Song” & “Down That Road” (Neil Innes), “I Want to Tell You” (Beatles).

Bryony Lavery
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Dave’s Gone By #95 (9/30/2004): PAX BE WITH YOU

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Here is the 95th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Sept. 30, 2004.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Tom Paxton

Part two (of 2) of Dave’s chat with folk legend Tom Paxton. Plus: Inside Broadway and the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:06:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:19:00  INSIDE BROADWAY
00:27:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – more with Tom Paxton
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

September 30, 2004 Playlist: “Follow That Road” (Tom Paxton & Anne Hills), “The Blue Tail Fly” (Burl Ives), “Rock Island Line” (The Weavers), “Outward Bound” (Tom Paxton). 

Tom Paxton
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Dave’s Gone By #94 (9/23/2004): DOTTIE DITTIES

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Here is the 94th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Sept. 23, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: songwriter Dottie Burman and Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with songwriter and motivational speaker, Dottie Burman. Plus: Inside Broadway.

Note: Dottie Burman passed away 11/27/06.

00:00:00  DAVE GOES IN
00:07:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Obits
00:15:00  GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews cabaret singer-songwriter, Dottie Burman
00:51:00  DAVE GOES OUT

Sept. 23, 2004 Playlist: “I’m In Love With My Computer,” “When the Palm Trees Grow in Central Park,” “Is She Jewish?”, “Serious Love Songs” & “The Announcement” (Dottie Burman).

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