excrement – Dave's Gone By

Dave’s Gone By #891 (4/22/2023): DANG ME

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Here is the 891st episode of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday, April 22, 2023. Info: davesgoneby.com. Higher-quality video: https://tinyurl.com/mv6pwn6a.

Featuring: StoryTime (with Rabbi Sol Solomon: The Secret Seder); Greeley Crimes & Old Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Hillrose); Dave’s new song (Mr. Poodangles).

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (old comedy, scatalogical songs)
00:34:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN (The Poodangles Origin Story)
00:56:30 SONG: Mr. Poodangles (live version!)
01:09:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:46:30 STORYTIME (The Secret Seder)
02:17:00 DAVE GOES EVEN FURTHER IN (parking garages)
02:21:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:31:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED (Hillrose)
02:34:00 DAVE GOES OUT

April 22, 2023 Playlist: “Mr. Poodangles” (00:56:30; Dave).

SONG: Mr. Poodangles

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A ballad about a man in distress.

Song scheduled to air April 22, 2023, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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MR. POODANGLES

(Note: Sung to melody of Jerry Jeff Walker’s “Mr. Bojangles”)

I met a man, Poodangles, in a portajohn
And he was in pain
He said that he’d been sittin’ there all afternoon
Dead-tired from the strain

He started to cry
I asked him why
And then he explained

“When I was young so long ago, I ate some beef
That stuck in my gut,
And ever since I’ve been backed up with no relief
it’s ruptured my butt.”  The poor man did shout,
“It’s half in, half out.
And my anus won’t shut.”

Mr. Poodangles, Mr. Poodangles, Mr. Poodangles:
Squeeze.

He said he spent ten thousand bucks on Dulcolax
and all kinds of lube
But still he’s got a wad of turd that won’t go back
or drop from his tube

Lamenting his trials
He kneels on the tiles
Then he shows me his piles

Mr. Poodangles, Mr. Poodangles, Mr. Poodangles:
Pinch.

The last time I saw `dangles he was skin and bones
but still on the bowl
Sore and sad and bleedin’ bad and all alone
with his unwholesome hole

And yet he still pushed
On his mush
But it clung to his tush

They tell me Poo was buried in the portaloo
His final request
They sent him off with flowers and a Charmin roll
And all the towels he messed

And when the earth dropped
Everyone stopped…
Did they hear a “plop”?

Mr. Poodangles. Mr. Poodangles. Mr. Poodangles.
Rest.

Dave’s Gone By #639 (2/3/2018): MERRY POOPINS

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Here is the 639th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday, Feb. 3, 2018. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz
Guests: filmmaker Aaron Feldman (Poop Talk), educator Miriam Vatkin.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with director Aaron Feldman, Inside Broadway, Dave’s Big Dictionary, Saturday Segue (In the News).

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN (Italia, on doody)
00:17:00 DAVE GOES OFF (Benny Hill)
00:40:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
00:55:00 GUEST: Miriam Vatkin
01:10:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Aaron Feldman
01:55:00 Friends
02:08:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – In the News
02:53:00 Weather
02:54:30 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY – ultra
03:08:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Feb. 3, 2018 Playlist: “What a Good Day is Saturday” (01:07:30; A Time for Singing 1966 Broadway cast). “Poop Talk” {film excerpt} (01:49:00; “Poop Talk”). “Shipoopi” (01:52:30; The Music Man 1958 Broadway cast w/ Iggy Wolfington). “Good Morning Mr. Walker” (02:08:30; Joseph Spence). “Eagles Fans” (02:11:00; Artie Lange). “24K Magic” (02:18:00; Bruno Mars). “Classified 1A” (02:23:00; Cher). “Falling” (02:36:30; Matthew Sweet). “Punxsutawney Rock” (02:49:30; Groundhog Day 2017 Broadway cast). “Make a Difference, May Kadoody” (03:12:30; Sarah Silverman).

(pictured: Aaron Feldman, Poop Talk, U for Ultra, Benny Hill)
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Dave’s Gone By Interview (2/3/2018): AARON FELDMAN & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with film director Aaron Feldman

Topics include: Poop Talk, film, poop.

Segment airs Feb. 3, 2018 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/30/2007): DAVE PRAEGER

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews the author of “Poop Culture,” Dave Praeger

Topics include: sanitation, excrement!

Segment originally aired Sept. 30, 2007, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #240 (9/30/2007): FECAL MATTERS

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Here is the 240th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on WGBB-AM radio, Sept. 30, 2007. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest co-host: Jeff Goodman
guest: “Poop Culture” author Dave Praeger

Featuring: Dave chats with “Poop Culture” author Dave Praeger. Plus: Inside Broadway.

00:00:01 Pre-Show Excerpt: “Alfonso”
00:08:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:20:00 GUEST: Dave Praeger
00:48:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Sponsors & News
00:65:00 THANK YOUS from Dave & Jeff (Goodman)
01:11:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Sept. 30, 2007 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave), “Shaving Cream” (Benny Bell/Paul Wynn).

Dave’s Gone By Song (11/4/2004): MAKIN’ POOPIES

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A song celebrating the joys of relief.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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MAKIN’ POOPIES

by David Lefkowitz

Another seat, another bowl
Another log comes out my hole
It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’
And makin’ poopies.

I pull my shorts below my rump
I read the sports and take a dump
It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney
That’s makin’ poopies.

Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently.
Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.

I eat some bran and have some juice
Run to the can and shake it loose
I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy
From makin’ poopies.

My little rectum, it does the job
Be it a hot dog or just a blob
It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’
Of makin’ poopies.

I grit my teeth and hug my gut
while underneath I hear a “splut”
It always happens with all my crappin’s
I’m makin’ poopies.

One day my gut got swollen,
I chalked it up to gas.
But when I touched my colon,
Blood shot out of my ass.

Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag
`cause when I go, it’s in a bag
I miss the odors of all the floaters
When making poopies.

So listen here, I recommend
That once a year, check your rear end.
Just find a docto’ to do a procto
He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga
You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help
in makin’ poopies.