Rabbi Sol Solomon – Page 148

Dave’s Gone By #47 (10/13/2003): HELLO COLUMBUS

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Here is the 47th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM Oct. 13, 2003. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

guests: Lenora Campos of the Toto Company, Rabbi Sol Solomon (spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY.

Featuring: Dave chats with Toto’s Lenora Campos about washlets! Plus: Dave Goes Off on the governator, Rabbi Sol Solomon on Christopher Columbus, and Dave’s song, “Makin’ Poopies.”

00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN: Opening comments on time, exploration and urination.
00:15:00 DAVE GOES OFF: Ahhnuuuld, the Governator
00:27:00 GUEST: Lenora Campos, of the Toto company, discusses their new advance in toilet-making: “The Washlet.”
00:50:00 SKIT: “Rabbi Columbus.” Rabbi Sol Solomon explains, in verse, why Columbus was obviously Jewish.
01:07:00 NEWS GONE BY: Obscene Principal; Rap the Vote; Taking Bananas for Granite; Finicky Eaters; Soccer Astronomy; Cannibalism – The Milky Way; Daddy Really Long Legs; Hola Almiqui; Gettin’ FluMist.
01:16:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Thank yous, best wishes, and an October Project tune.

Oct. 13, 2003 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (00:40:00; Dave), “Columbus Discovers America” (Stan Freberg), “Eyes of Mercy” (October Project).

Dave’s Gone By #36 (6/8/2003): I HAVE NO IDEA

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Here is the 36th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM June 8, 2003.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: author Ellis Nassour

Featuring: Dave chats with author and entertainment expert Ellis Nassour. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, more on the WGBB saga, and Rabbi Sol Solomon explains the holiday of Shavuoth.

Notes: Because of technical glitches, the CD intro had to be newly recorded, 1/17/06, and the second half of the Ellis Nassour interview is gone forever. Sorry!)

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN: As the WGBBleeds
00:11:00 NEWS GONE BY: Road Map to Pieces, Stamp Out Queen Liz, Fool-Proof Abortions, Teacher with a Hairbrush, Drop the Chalupa, Sosa puts a cork in it.
00:26:00 DAVE’S GONE CULTURAL – w/ guest Ellis Nassour: Theater critic and journalist Nassour talks about the Tonys (Note: segment partially missing from archive tape)
00:31:00 SKIT – RABBI SOL SOLOMON on Shavuoth: w/ the Ten Commandments.
00:45:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Things in limbo…

June 8, 2003 Playlist: no songs.

Dave’s Gone By #28 (4/13/2003): WHY IS THIS NIGHT?

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Here is the 28th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, April 13, 2003. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon explains Passover traditions. Plus: the satirical News Gone By and Dave says hello to snow and farewell to TV’s Egg.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN – Snow
00:13:00 NEWS GONE BY (Respiratory Esther, the Haircut Bandit, Voodoo, and the Concorde’s last flight)
00:29:00 SKIT: Rabbi Sol Solomon – On Pesach
00:47:00 DAVE’S GONE CULTURAL – Egg
00:50:00 DAVE GOES OUT

April 13, 2003 Playlist: “Exodus” (Bob Marley), “Dayenu” (Rabbi Sol Solomon, 43:00), “We’re All Working for Pharaoh” (Richard Thompson).

Dave’s Gone By Song (3/16/2003): DON’T MESS WITH US (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon)

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Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.

Segment originally aired March 16, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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DON’T MESS WITH US

If you try to kill the Jews
Here’s a little piece of news:
God will stop you, and he’ll drop you dead instead
He got Hitler
He got Haman
And a dozen I’m not namin’
So don’t mess with the Jews
Or you’ll lose

If your aim is genocide
Then you’d better run and hide
`cause HaShem will turn the tide until you drown
Every exile and pogrom
We’ve emerged triumphant from
`Cause the Lord is our sword and our drum

So if you’re a neo-Nazi
And you think you’re hotsy-totsy
Or you’re blowing up civilians on a bus
You had best leave us alone
Or we’ll hora on your bones
You’ll be stuck, Chuck, so don’t muck with us.

So listen here, you goyim
Every girl and every boyim
Anti-Semitism brings you only tears
`Cause HaShem is in our corner
He will make your mom a mourner
For the sake of your kids
Be a friend to the Yids
Treat us nice, treat us well
Or you’ll barbecue in hell
It’s been like this for 5000 years.

Yagga dagga dagga dee, bugga bye
Buh buh buh buh bumm
Yooy booy bye bye dye byeyubuh
Yubba bubba bumm, hoy!

Dave’s Gone By #24 (3/16/2003): PADDY O’PURIM

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Here is the 24th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 16, 2003. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: The history of St. Patrick’s Day; memories of Dublin; Seamus, The Urine Man; Irish music. The story of St. Patrick, and special guest Rabbi Sol Solomon making a whole megillah out of Purim. Also, News Gone By (Moron Moran; The Lost Little Whorehouse, Victoria’s Secret Dylan, the Defibrillators, stolen GEDs and Baseball Camp) and the story of Seamus, The Urine Man.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN (St. Patrick’s Day & Purim)
00:08:00 DAVE ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY
00:16:00 DAVE ON IRELAND
00:20:00 DAVE ON THE CLANCY BROTHERS
00:30:00 DAVE ON DUBLIN
00:36:00 DAVE ON IRISH POLITICS
00:45:00 NEWS GONE BY
01:06:00 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S PURIMSPIEL
01:16:00 DAVE GOES OUT

March 16, 2003 Playlist: “Seamus the Urine Man” & “Sailor Song (Cover’d With Crap)” (Dave), “Don’t Mess With Us” (Rabbi Sol Solomon), “If I Should Fall From Grace With God” (Pogues, 14:00), “The Moonshiner” & “Paddy West” (Clancy Brothers), “I Am Enough for Myself” (Sinead O’Connor), “The Luck of the Irish” (John Lennon & Yoko Ono).

Dave’s Gone By #12 (12/22/2002): YULE LOGORRHEA

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Here is the 12th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 22, 2002.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave’s anti-Christmas Christmas show, featuring the satirical News Gone By, a visit from Lady Miss Ida Mae Roosevelt, Rabbi Sol Solomon’s version of The 12 Days of Xmas, and Dave’s poem, Three Nights Before Xmas.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:14:00 SKIT: Lady Miss Ida’s Christmas Show
00:30:00 SONG: The Twelve Complaints of Christmas (Rabbi Sol Solomon)
00:43:00 POEM: “Three Nights Before Christmas” (Dave)
00:51:00 SONG: “Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By” (Dave)

December 22, 2002 Playlist: “Jesus Gonna Be Here” (Tom Waits, 33:00), “I’m a Christmas Tree” (Dr. Demento & Wild Man Fischer, 36:00), “Silent Night” (Tiny Tim), “Silent Night/7 O’Clock News” (Simon & Garfunkel), “Get Right with God” (Lucinda Williams), “Jerusalem” (Steve Earle), “Carol for the Planet” (Susan Mazer & Dallas Smith), “Twelve Days of Christmas” (Rabbi Sol Solomon), “Three Nights Before Christmas” & “Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By” (51:00) (Dave).

Dave’s Gone By Song (12/22/2002): THE TWELVE COMPLAINTS OF CHRISTMAS (sung by Rabbi Sol Solomon)

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Rabbi Sol Solomon sings his crabby holiday classic, “The Twelve Complaints of Christmas.”

Segment originally aired Dec. 22, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Please Note: Segments extracted from “Dave’s Gone By” may have music and other elements removed for timing and media re-posting considerations. For the full show with all elements, please visit the audio of the complete original broadcast: Full Episode.

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More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com

Dave’s Gone By #8 (11/24/2002): CHANUKAH ROCKS

Here is the 8th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on WGBB-AM, radio Nov. 24, 2002.

host: Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY

Featuring: Special Chanukah episode guest hosted by Rabbi Sol Solomon. Features: News for Jews and The Dreidel Game. w. J.P.

00:01:00 Guest Host Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:07:00 NEWS FOR JEWS
00:21:00 SKIT: The Dreidel Game w/ Rabbi Rothenberg
00:54:00 Exit the Rebbe

November 24, 2002 Playlist: “The Dreidel Song” (from “Chanukah at Home”), “Rock of Ages” (Mark Cohn), “Chanukah Song” (Adam Sandler).

Dave’s Gone By Skit (11/24/2002): NEWS FOR JEWS (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon)

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Rabbi Sol Solomon offers a special edition of the News Gone By segment — news of the week from his uniquely Jewish perspective.

Segment originally aired Nov. 24, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com

Dave’s Gone By #1 (10/6/2002): FIRST THINGS FIRST

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Here is the 1st episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on WGBB-AM radio, Sunday night Oct. 6, 2002.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon, News Gone By, The World Weird Web & Dave’s Gone Cultural

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:03:30 NEWS GONE BY (w/ Dave on Spalding Gray)
00:18:00 BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE – Joan Rivers
00:21:30 WORLD WEIRD WEB – Shooby Taylor
00:27:00 SKIT: RABBI SOL SOLOMON
00:36:00 DAVE’S GONE CULTURAL – “Shakey” and theater reviews
00:53:30 BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE – John Lennon
00:57:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Oct. 6, 2002 Playlist: “Too Far Down” (00:09:30; Husker Du); Joan Rivers (00:18:30; excerpt from “What Becomes a Semi-Legend Most”). “Tico Tico” (00:23:30; Shooby Taylor). “Mazeltov Dances” (00:27:00; Mickey Katz). “A Glass of Wine” (00:32:30; Klezmer Music: Marriage of Heaven & Earth). “Mockin’ Banjo” (00:34:30; Flatt & Scruggs); “Don’t Be Denied” (00:37:30; Neil Young). “Across the Universe” (00:54:00; The Beatles).