Dave’s Gone By Interview (12/31/2014): LISA ARATA

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Writer Lisa Arata calls in to the 2014 Dave’s Gone By New Year’s Special

Topics include: theater.

Segment, co-hosted by Joyce Weil, aired Dec. 31, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Wretched Pun of Destiny #18 (12/27/2014): BEACH BOYS

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The 18th Wretched Pun of Destiny segment aired Dec. 27, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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The Beach Boys are flying to a gig when their private jet starts having engine trouble. “Grab your parachutes,” says the pilot. “You’re gonna have to jump.”

“Jump?!” The band says. “We don’t know how to do that!”

“It’s easy,” says the pilot. “If you’re nervous, just focus on two things: make believe that you are your favorite Chinese meal, and then encourage your bandmates to be heroic. Here, watch me.”

The pilot opens the hatch and says, “I’m egg foo yung! So long, fearless friends!,” and jumps from the plane.

Al Jardine goes up next, grabs his chute and shouts, “I’m beef with broccoli! Adios, courageous crew!” And he jumps out.

Mike Love walks to the hatch, gulps and says, “I’m spare ribs! Ciao, my bold bold buddies,” as he, too, leaps from the aircraft.

Brian Wilson reaches the door, but he stops. “I can’t do it,” he says to his brothers Dennis and Carl. “You know I’ve got writer’s block. I can’t think of anything!”

Dennis says, “You have to!”

“I can’t,” says Brian. “I’m drawing a blank.”

“Well, if you can’t say it,” says Carl, “try singing it.”

“That’s it!” says Brian Wilson, pulling the ripcord. “I’m Peking Duck, Goodbye Brave Chums!”

Dave’s Gone By Interview (12/27/2014): ARI ROTH & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews playwright and theatrical producer Ari Roth

Topics include: Theater J, Judaism, Arthur Miller, playwriting

Segment aired Dec. 27, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #490 (12/27/2014): THE GRAPPLES OF ROTH

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Here is the 490th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Dec. 27, 2014. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with theatrical producer Ari Roth. Plus: Inside Broadway, Greeley Crime Beat, Saturday Segues (Joe Cocker, Patti Smith), The Wretched Pun of Destiny (Beach Boys), Dylan – Sooner & Later (John Wesley Harding).

Guests: theatrical producer Ari Roth, Dave’s wife, Joyce Weil

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce Weil (New Year’s plans, graffiti)
00:27:00 GREELEY CRIME BEAT
01:30:00 SATURDAY SEGUE: Joe Cocker
01:51:30 Sponsors
01:59:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – 2014 Overview
02:27:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Ari Roth
03:19:00 THE WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY (Beach Boys)
03:22:30 Friends
03:31:30 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (John Wesley Harding)
03:56:00 Weather
03:59:00 SATURDAY SEGUE: Patti Smith
04:27:30 Thanks
04:31:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 27, 2014 Playlist: “First We Take Manhattan” (01:35:00), “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window” (01:38:30), “Have a Little Faith in Me” (01:41:00), “The Letter” {live 1970} (01:45:00) & “Feelin’ Alright” (04:35:30; Joe Cocker). “I Never Know When” (02:23:30; Goldilocks Bway cast w/ Elaine Stritch). “In My Room” (03:17:00; The Beach Boys). “As I Went Out One Morning” (03:40:30) & “I am a Lonesome Hobo” (03:47:30; Bob Dylan). “Pity the Poor Immigrant” (03:43:30; Judy Collins). “All Along the Watchtower” (03:51:00; Jimi Hendrix). “Amerigo” (04:01:30), “Citizen Ship” (04:06:00), “Break It Up” (04:14:30), “Redondo Beach” (04:18:30) & “After the Gold Rush” (04:22:00; Patti Smith).

Ari Roth
Joe Cocker
Patti Smith
The Beach Boys

Dave’s Gone By Interview (12/20/2014): ELLI (THE KING OF BROADWAY) MAYER & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Eliezer Mayer (aka Elli the King of Broadway)

Topics include: cabaret, Judaism, the Holocaust, Orthodox.

Segment aired Dec. 20, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #489 (12/20/2014): ELLI’S ISLAND

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Here is the 489th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Dec. 20, 2014. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actor Eliezer Mayer (aka Elli the King of Broadway). Plus: Inside Broadway, Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Chanukah story (“Little Yomo and the Corned Beef Sandwich”), The Wretched Pun of Destiny (Tree Hall), Dylan – Sooner & Later (winterlude), Saturday Segues (Frank Zappa, John Fry) and the Greeley Crime Beat

Guests: actor Elli the King of Broadway and Dave’s wife, Joyce Weil

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce Weil (Jury Duty)
00:37:30 GREELEY CRIME BEAT
01:11:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – John Fry
01:37:30 Sponsors
01:42:30 INSIDE BROADWAY
02:04:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Elli the King of Broadway
03:02:30 Friends
03:08:00 THE WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #17 – Tree Hall
03:12:30 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (Winterlude)
03:30:00 Weather
03:33:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – Frank Zappa
03:58:00 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #113 – Little Yomo and the Corned Beef Sandwich
04:20:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 20, 2014 Playlist: “The Ballad of El Goodo” (01:16:00) & “September Girls” (01:31:30; Big Star). “Get Up” (01:20:00; R.E.M.). “Little Ghost” (01:22:30; The White Stripes). “Call it a Day” (01:25:00; The Raconteurs). “Alex Chilton” (01:28:30; The Replacements). “Lament” (02:02:00; Into the Woods, 1987 Broadway cast w/ Bernadette Peters). “(I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica” (02:58:30; Tom Lehrer). “Kingsport Town” (03:13:00), “Winter Wonderland” (03:16:30), “Nettie Moore” (03:18:30) & “Winterlude” (03:25:00; Bob Dylan). “For the Young Sophisticate” (03:37:30), “Lonesome Cowboy Burt” (03:41:00), “Pygmy Twilight” (03:44:30), “The Idiot Bastard Son” ({live} 03:47:30), “I’m Not Satisfied” (03:50:00; Frank Zappa). “Chanukah (Shake it Off)” (04:17:30; Six13). “Winter Song” (04:23:00; Harry Chapin).

Elli the King of Broadway
jury duty
John Fry
Frank Zappa
corned beef sandwich

Dave’s Gone By Interview (12/13/2014): SOPHIE B. HAWKINS & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews singer-songwriter Sophie B. Hawkins

Topics include: music, Tongues and Tails, eating disorders, musicals.

Segment scheduled to air Dec. 13, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Wretched Pun of Destiny #016 (12/13/2014): WIG (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon)

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Here is the 16th Wretched Pun of Destiny, which aired on Dave’s Gone By, Dec. 13, 2014. Info: davesgoneby.com.

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Shalom, Dammit! this is Rabbi Sol Solomon, Temple Sons of Bitches. I am proud to be an honorary guest reader for The Wretched Pun of Destiny:

In order to combat male-pattern baldness in Jewish men, the United Jewish Appeal recently set up a charity to buy wigs for bald fellows in need. Mendel Horowitz, bald since 30, immediately signs on and waits excitedly for his wig in the mail. When it arrives, he tears open the box but is dismayed to find a ratty, dirty-looking toupee that seems nothing like the smooth, beautiful wigs in the TV ads.

“Maybe it just needs to be washed,” shrugs Mendel. So he runs to the cupboard and grabs Tide laundry detergent, which he sprinkles liberally on the hairpiece. Much to his horror, the wig begins to separate, leaving a gaping hole down the center.

“Gevalt!” cries Mendel. “This is making things worse!”

He flips open the owner’s manual and calls the manufacturer’s 800 number. “Help!” Mendel shrieks into the phone. “I got this UJA wig from tzedakah, but it looked filthy, so I poured detergent on it, and now there’s a giant hole in the middle!”

“Don’t panic,” comes the reply from customer service, “this happens all the time when people use detergent instead of our special solvent. But it’s easy to fix. There’s a chemical in human saliva that pulls the hair together while disbursing the detergent.”

“Saliva?” says Mendel. “You mean I have to lick the wig to get the Tide detergent off? Ugh!”

“Well, you can lick it, or you can just use drool or spit.”

“Oh,” Mendel says, “that’s not so bad.” So he lays the hairpiece out on a table and gets to work. It’s an arduous job, but he makes the time go fast by singing a song he makes up on the spot. It goes: “I’m spittin’ on tzedakah toupee, washing the Tide hole away…”

Dave’s Gone By #488 (12/13/2014): SOPHIESTRY

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Here is the 488th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on UNC Radio, Dec. 13, 2014. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with singer-songwriter Sophie B. Hawkins. Plus: Inside Broadway, Saturday Segues (Spike Jones, Keef), The Wretched Pun of Destiny (Wig), Greeley Crime Beat.

Guests: singer-songwriter Sophie B. Hawkins; Dave’s wife, Joyce Weil

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce Weil (Dog Toilet, Barefoot)
00:49:30 GREELEY CRIME BEAT
01:21:00 SATURDAY SEGUE – Spike Jones
01:38:30 Sponsors
01:45:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
02:14:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Sophie B. Hawkins
03:33:00 Friends
03:45:30 THE WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #16 w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon (Wig)
03:50:00 BOB DYLAN – Sooner & Later (candles)
04:12:30 SATURDAY SEGUE – Keith Richards
04:35:30 Weather
04:46:30 DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 13, 2014 Playlist: “Siam” (01:24:30), “Red Wing” (01:27:00), “I’m Forever Blowing Bubble Gum” (01:29:30) & “People are Funnier than Anybody” (01:33:00; Spike Jones). “Brand New You” (02:07:00; 13 Broadway cast w/ Ariana Grande). “Right Beside You” (02:10:30), “Lose Your Way” (02:25:30), “Damn, I Wish I was Your Lover” (02:39:30), “As I Lay Me Down” (03:01:00) & “Georgia” (03:28:30; Sophie B. Hawkins). “Women Walking Wearing Wings” (03:43:00; Christine Lavin). “Subterranean Homesick Blues” (03:52:00) & “Black Diamond Bay” (04:03:00; Bob Dylan). “Love Minus Zero (No Limit)” (03:55:00; Joan Baez). “Gates of Eden” (03:57:30; Arlo Guthrie). “Happy” (04:16:30), “Thief in the Night” (04:19:30), “Little T&A” (04:24:30) & “Slipping Away” (04:28:00; The Rolling Stones). “How I Spent My Fall Vacation” (04:39:00; Bruce Cockburn).

Sophie B. Hawkins
dog on a toilet
Spike Jones
Keith Richards

Dave’s Gone By Interview (12/6/2014): NAN BAUER & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews film expert Nan Bauer

Topics include: Criterion Collection, film, movies, food.

Segment scheduled to air Dec. 6, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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