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Dave’s Gone By #746 (5/16/2020): TED TALK

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Here is the 746th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook Saturday, May 16, 2020. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Guests: Comedian Ted Greenberg; Dave’s wife Joyce

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews comedian Ted Greenberg (The Complete Performer); Inside Broadway; Greeley Crimes & Old Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Crystola); Wretched Pun of Destiny (India); Today Yesterday (May 16).

00:00:01 RABBI SOL GOES IN
00:02:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Ted Greenberg
00:50:30 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (Chinese food!, Covid continues, Talk Like Miles Davis Day)
01:31:30 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:51:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
02:30:30 WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #69 (India)
02:35:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:45:00 TODAY YESTERDAY (May 16)
03:18:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED (Crystola)
03:20:30 DAVE GOES OUT

Dave’s Gone By #745 (5/9/2020): ALP WANTED

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Here is the 745th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday, May 9, 2020. Info: davesgoneby.com.

Host: Dave Lefkowitz

Guests: podcaster Greg Alprin, Dave’s wife Joyce

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews podcaster Greg Alprin (The Mangina Dialogues); Greeley Crimes & Old Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Hasty), Potato News, StoryTime (Spuddy Buddy Coloring Book), Wretched Pun of Destiny (co-op), Inside Broadway.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce (shave & a haircut, Dr. Seuss & Dre, Roy Horn, COVID, Chinese food, murder hornets, Greeley)
01:01:00 GREELEY CRIMES & OLD TIMES
01:13:00 TODAY YESTERDAY (May 9)
01:33:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Greg Alprin
02:16:00 INSIDE BROADWAY (obits)
02:33:30 POTATO NEWS
02:44:00 WRETCHED PUN OF DESTINY #68 (co-op)
02:47:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:53:00 STORYTIME (Spuddy Buddy Coloring Book)
03:10:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED (Hasty)
03:13:30 DAVE GOES OUT

Dave’s Gone By Wretched Pun of Destiny #18 (12/27/2014): BEACH BOYS

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The 18th Wretched Pun of Destiny segment aired Dec. 27, 2014 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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18.
The Beach Boys are flying to a gig when their private jet starts having engine trouble. “Grab your parachutes,” says the pilot. “You’re gonna have to jump.”

“Jump?!” The band says. “We don’t know how to do that!”

“It’s easy,” says the pilot. “If you’re nervous, just focus on two things: make believe that you are your favorite Chinese meal, and then encourage your bandmates to be heroic. Here, watch me.”

The pilot opens the hatch and says, “I’m egg foo yung! So long, fearless friends!,” and jumps from the plane.

Al Jardine goes up next, grabs his chute and shouts, “I’m beef with broccoli! Adios, courageous crew!” And he jumps out.

Mike Love walks to the hatch, gulps and says, “I’m spare ribs! Ciao, my bold bold buddies,” as he, too, leaps from the aircraft.

Brian Wilson reaches the door, but he stops. “I can’t do it,” he says to his brothers Dennis and Carl. “You know I’ve got writer’s block. I can’t think of anything!”

Dennis says, “You have to!”

“I can’t,” says Brian. “I’m drawing a blank.”

“Well, if you can’t say it,” says Carl, “try singing it.”

“That’s it!” says Brian Wilson, pulling the ripcord. “I’m Peking Duck, Goodbye Brave Chums!”