A hymn to the short and curlies.
Penned in 1991, this song first aired Dec. 23, 2007 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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PUBIC HAIR
(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: The traditional melody of “O Tannenbaum”)
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
You are so strong and curly
My crotch looks like an aerial view
Of actress Jo Anne Worley
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
You are so soft and bushy
You start below my navel hole
And run down to my tushy
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
You’re never moist or grungy
The smegma cream I smear on you
Keeps you firm and spongy
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
Each one is an adventure
Each night I use a pubic hair
To floss my grandpa’s dentures
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
You are so tough and wiry
I like to pull out pubic hairs
And press them in my diary
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
Protector of my boner
Pubic hair, oh, pubic hair
I’m proud to be your owner.
©1991 David Lefkowitz
