Month: March 2003

Dave’s Gone By Song (3/16/2003): SEAMUS, THE URINE MAN

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Recently back from Dublin, Dave sings of his encounter with an Irish legend.

Segment originally aired March 16, 2003, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com

SEAMUS THE URINE MAN

(sung a cappella)

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

There’s a shop in Dublin town
You should stop and look around
You’ll find candy, toys, and smokes
And a gentle Irish bloke

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

Though he is a fine old soul
His bladder, he cannot control
So lift your nose and sniff the air
You’ll smell something mighty queer . . .

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

When old Seamus takes a whiz
He will whiz, wherever he is!

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

Seamus is a merry fellow
Splashing in his pool of yellow.
Never does he take a break
He’ll make and make and make and make and make and make

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

He’s guaranteed to amuse
Stand too close, he’ll soak your shoes!
Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

When ol’ Seamus eats an egg
Yolk starts running down his leg
He don’t care for fame or money
Long as he’s all warm and runny
They call him “yellow fellow” (quite a stink!)

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

Best to back away a little
Else you’ll get a spray of piddle
He gets wetter than the Navy
Shooting out his penis gravy
(are you enjoying your meal?)

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man

Every night he prays to Jesus
To renew his enuresis
He lies down to rest his head
And wakes up in a waterbed

Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man
Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man.
Seamus the Urine Man, the Urine Urine Man.

(Fill`er up!)

©David Lefkowitz

Dave’s Gone By Interview (3/9/2003): JEFF GOODMAN

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Dave Lefkowitz talks with theater critic and world traveler Jeff Goodman

Topics include: Thailand, Broadway.

Segment originally aired March 9, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #23 (3/9/2003): 23 SKIDOO!

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Here is the 23rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on WGBB-AM radio March 9, 2003. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: theater critic Jeff Goodman

For his 23rd episode, Dave explores the origins of the phrase 23 Skidoo and chats with theater critic Jeff Goodman. Plus: the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: Lucky number 23, Super Bowl 38.
00:07:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:29:00  The Broadway Strike
00:34:00  GUEST: Jeff Goodman
00:60:00  DAVE GETS TRIVIAL – 23 Skidoo
01:11:00  DAVE GOES OUT – Jay

March 9, 2003 Playlist: “The Train” (Roches), “The 23rd Psalm” (Bobby McFerrin), “Box of Rain” (Grateful Dead).

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Jeff Goodman
your host

Dave’s Gone By Interview (3/2/2003): RICHMOND SHEPARD

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Dave Lefkowitz interviews theater producer and critic Richmond Shepard

Topics include: restoration fees tacked onto ticket prices.

Segment originally aired March 2, 2003 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #22 (3/2/2003): FORWARD MARCH

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Here is the 22nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on New York’s WGBB-AM radio March 2, 2003. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: actor, critic, mime, teacher and producer Richmond Shepard

Featuring: Dave chats with actor, producer and mime Richmond Shepard. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Dave remember Fred Rogers, celebrates Lou Reed and reads from “Groucho & Me.”

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:11:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:31:00  DAVE SAYS BYE to Mr. Rogers
00:40:00  GUEST: Richmond Shepard
00:55:00  Dave on “Groucho and Me”
01:06:00  HAPPY BIRTHDAVE to Lou Reed
01:14:00  DAVE GOES OUT

March 2, 2003 Playlist: “My Shirt” (“The Cocoanuts” soundtrack), “Tree Tree Tree” & “There Are Many Ways to Say I Love You” (Fred Rogers).

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Groucho and Me
Fred Rogers
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