Dave’s Gone By Song (8/22/2026): YOUR MOTHER’S A HO
A Beatles parody of MILFic proportions.
This segment first aired Aug. 22, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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YOUR MOTHER’S A HO
(lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: The Beatles’s “Your Mother Should Know” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
Last night when I was rubbing my horn
I found a site that proves your mother does porn
I’ve gotta say she puts on quite a show
Your mother’s a ho (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
I’ll tell you again:
Maybe you think your mom has gone wrong
But it’s okay the way she handles a dong
Look at her tug and chug and bounce and blow
Your mother’s a ho (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
Last night when I was shucking my corn
To my delight, I learned your mother does porn
She can do seven black guys in one go
Your mother’s a pro (whoa whoa)
Your mother’s a ho (ho ho)
I thought you should know (oh oh)
She never says no
Sorry, my friend:
Later tonight I’ll polish my schlong
and find the site with all your mother’s hot porn
Boy, would I like to bang her bajingo
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho
She never says no (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho.
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
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NOTES & BACKSTORY:
[Aug. 2026] Was just coming out of sleep early this morning (Aug. 18, 2026) when I thought, “Hmm…I wonder if there are any more Beatle songs I can parody?” Over the past five decades, I’ve penned more than a dozen, ranging from the Bungalow Bill-based “Jeopardy Ken” (about quiz whiz Ken Jennings) to my recent “Hey Jews” (a rallying cry against rising anti-Semitism). Since I’ve been on something of a parody jag this whole year, I started running Beatles songs through my head searching for another victim.
The phrase “your mother does porn” came to me immediately, with the tagline “Your mother’s a ho” arriving soon after. In fact, by six A.M., the song was done and dusted, a new addition to the canon that commenced in 1979 with “I Wanna Hold Your Stump” and shows no signs of abating, particularly with songs about `bating.