Dave’s Gone By Song (4/4/2026): BIG BOOBS (The Bryon Noem Song)
Dave sings the bra-busting political tribute, “Big Boobs (The Bryon Noem Song)”
This segment airs April 4, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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SONG: Big Boobs (The Bryon Noem Song)
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
(Sung to the Melody of AC/DC’s “Big Balls” by Angus Young, Malcolm Young, and Bon Scott)
Well, my wife is politician Kristi Noem
I love her, but the bitch is never home
So when she’s hounding migrants and expelling deportees
I’m in the bedroom strapping on my 50 double-d’s
Oh, I’ve got big boobs
I’ve got big boobs!
They’re such big boobs
Ginormous big boobs
Yes Kristi is pretty
But hers are itty bitty
`Cause I’ve got the biggest
Titties in the city!
Sometimes I play the manly man all chiseled, butch, and guapo
`Cause Kristi’s made the DHS a modern-day gestapo
But plastic surgery has made my wife look like a squirrel
So that is why, when I’m alone, I turn into a girl!
Yes! I’ve got big boobs
I’ve got big boobs
Tremendous big boobs
Stupendous big boobs
My women’s liberation
Is big bimbofication
`Cause I’ve got the biggest
Boobs in the nation
My boobs are always bouncing
`Cause they are made of rubber
I hide them in a box in the garage
So I’m not fazed by Kristi
And her Lewandowski lover
Unless they want to have a hot menage!
Yes! I’ve got big boobs
I’ve got big boobs
Plastic big boobs
Fantastic big boobs
My wife is fighting Commies
And ICE is killing mommies
While I’m busy playing with my silicone salamis!
Oh, I’ve got big boobs!
Someone fetch my loob!
I’ve got big taters
Delectable tomaters
Who cares that I have testes?
I love my massive breasties!
`cause I’ve got the biggest chesties in the Westies…
