Dave’s Gone By #1050 (9/26/2026): LEMP LIGHT

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Here is episode #1050, “Lemp Light,” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on YouTube, Saturday morning, Sept. 26, 2026.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with singer Ute Lemper; Inside Broadway (NYC theater reviews); My Old Phlegm; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Dailey); Dave Goes Away (NYC); Non-Greeley Times.

Guests: singer Ute Lemper; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: Ketchup suit
00:15:30 DAVE GOES AWAY: NYC
00:42:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN: heart monitor
01:07:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:19:00 MY OLD PHLEGM
01:29:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon intervies Ute Lemper
02:22:00 INSIDE BROADWAY (review: Mrs. Stern Wanders the Prussian State Library (02:22:30); Pre-Existing Condition (02:35:30); Cat Cohen: Broad Strokes (02:43:00))
02:52:00 Friends of the Daverhood
03:01:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Dailey
03:04:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Ute Lemper
L-R: Ute Lemper & Rabbi Sol Solomon
Pre-Existing Condition
Mrs. Stern Wanders the Prussian State Library
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INDEX to SONGS – List & Links

Hi folks! Here are audio archives and written lyrics of original songs performed on DAVE’S GONE BY.

All material is copyright protected by the author, as noted.

As Rears Go By
(see listing under “The Pervert’s Song”)

The Bagel Boat Song
(8/1/2012) Joined by percussionist Richard Shore, Rabbi Sol Solomon ends his stage show, Shalom Dammit!, with this ode to Jewish customs.
Bagel Boat Song / Archive.org / youtube

Big Boobs (The Bryon Noem Song)
(4/4/2026) The South Dakota Governor’s husband has a big pair. No, not those.
Big Boobs / on Archive.org / on youtube

The Bryon Noem Song
(see listing under “Big Boobs”)

Captain Liflander’s War Madrigal
(5/3/2003) Dave unearths a patriotic war song from the not-so-good-old days.
Captain Liflander’s War Madrigal / Full Episode

Cover’d with Crap
(3/16/2003) Dave sings a delightfully repugnant sea shanty.
Cover’d with Crap / Full Episode

Crappy Days are Here Again
(10/5/2008) A song for the new Depression
Crappy Days are Here Again / Archive.org / youtube

Dayenu 2003
(4/13/2003): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.
Dayenu / youtube / Full Episode

Deep in the Heart of Dallas
(7/9/2016): Dave sings a socio-political ditty.
Deep in the Heart of Dallas / Full Episode

A Dingo Ate My Baby
(1/26/2003) Dave goes down under to sing of a tasty tragedy.
A Dingo Ate My Baby / Full Episode

Don’t Mess with Us
(3/16/2003): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.
Don’t Mess with Us / Full Episode

Enema Blues
(1/19/2003): Joined by Scott Rodolitz, Dave Lefkowitz sings the Fisch-Heads song, “Enema Blues.”
Enema Blues / youtube / Full Episode

The First Time
(6/26/2026): A celebration of the physical side of romance.
The First Time / youtube

French People
(5/30/2026): Responding to France’s anti-Israel stance, Dave trolls the frogs.
French People / youtube

Hey Jews
(2/7/2026): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a pro-Israel Beatles song.
Hey Jews / on youtube

I’m Gonna Use That Girl
(7/25/2026): A cautionary Beatles parody
I’m Gonna Use That Girl / Archive.org / youtube

(I’m Having a) Gay Christmas
(12/23/2004): Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald sings a Yuletide ditty.
Gay Christmas / Full Episode

I’m Too Sexy (For My Prostate)
(9/2/2017): The medical complaints of…who else? Rabbi Sol Solomon
I’m Too Sexy For My Prostate / Full Episode

Is it Good for the Jews?
(12/9/2004): Rabbi Sol Solomon asks an age-old question in song.
Is It Good for the Jews / Full Episode

It Won’t Get Long
(1/24/2026): A dysfunctional Beatles parody.
It Won’t Get Long / on youtube

It’s a Stiff
(12/8/2003): A holiday ditty based on the true story of a woman who disposed of her unwanted infant in a not-so-Christmassy way.
It’s a Stiff / Listen / Full Episode / youtube

Jeopardy Ken
(7/22/2004): A song of tribute to Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings.
Jeopardy Ken / Full Episode

Jerree
(8/26/2017): A plea from one of Jerry’s Kids.
Jerree

Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo
(1/26/2003): Dave goes down under to relate the tale of a mentally retarded marsupial.
Joey / Full Episode

Look What They Done to My Head
(6/24/2004): With Muslim terrorists now staging decapitations for video, let’s imagine a song to go with them.
Look What They Done to My Head / Full Episode

M-O-T-H-E-R
(5/11/2003): Dave sings a Mother’s Day tribute to moms, acronymically.
Mother / Full Episode

Make Your Doody
(6/20/2026): Encouragement for a constipated man.
Make Your Doody / youtube

Makin’ Poopies
(11/4/2004): A song celebrating the joys of relief.
Makin’ Poopies / Full Episode

Many Ways
(3/15/2004): Everyone is welcome in Mr. Rogers’s neighborhood…except you.
Many Ways / youtube

Maoz Tsuris
(12/2/2007): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings an insular Chanukah song.
Maoz Tsuris

My Chanukah Wish
(12/28/2008): A Jewish man’s plea for a special present.
My Chanukah Wish / Archive.org / youtube

My Doggy’s Christmas Gift
(12/30/2004): A holiday song to warm the cockles of pet lovers’ hearts everywhere.
My Dogg’s Christmas Gift / Full Episode

The New Tzuris
(1/17/2026): Travails of a shlimazel.
The New Tzuris / on Archive.org / on youtube

Nirvanity
(12/1/2002): Dave sings about the merchandising of Kurt Cobain.
Nirvanity / Full Episode

Oh, Dat Ben!
(11/14/2015): Dave found this beautiful, spiritual hymn sung by presidential candidate Ben Carson. Or at least about him.
O Dat Ben / Full Episode

The Pain of Hemophilia
(7/18/2026): A Swiftian parody about a bloody pain.
The Pain of Hemophilia / YouTube

The Pervert’s Song (As Rears Go By)
(7/16/2025): A song parody that is truly not safe for children.
The Pervert’s Song

Phoenix Envy
(12/1/2003) Glen Campbell raises a glass too many.
Phoenix Envy

Psycho Blues
(7/9/2006) A song o’ psychopathy
Psycho Blues / Archive.org / youtube

Pubic Hair
(12/23/2007) A hymn to the short n’ curlies
Pubic Hair / Archive.org / youtube

Pussy Below
(3/15/2004): A sea chantey for cat lovers.
Pussy Below / Archive.org / youtube

Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection Theme
(2017): How the good Rabbi introduces his mini-sermons.
Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflections Theme / Archive.org / youtube

The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald
(1/19/2004): A ballad not-so-loosely based on the Mepham High School sodomy trial on Long Island.
The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald / Full Episode

Santa Quits
(11/24/2012): An interview with a fed-up Santa Claus, Buchanan & Goodman style.
—> Santa Quits / youtube / Archive.org

Santasia
(12/23/2004): A deeply warped and perverted take on “The Night Before Christmas,” for your holiday pleasure.
Santasia / Full Episode

Seamus, the Urine Man
(3/16/2003): Recently back from Dublin, Dave sings of his encounter with an Irish legend.
Seamus / Full Episode

Shaving Cream 2016
(11/19/2016): Election-year excreta.
Shaving Cream 2016 / Archive.org / youtube

Sniper’s Lullaby
(10/27/2002): A song, to the tune of “Hobo’s Lullaby,” that celebrates the capture of the Beltway Snipers
Sniper’s Lullaby / Archive.org / youtube / Full Episode

Stupid Pupil
(5/25/2024): A toast to the college graduates of 2024
Stupid Pupil / on Archive.org

Swimaway
(1/20/2005) A tsunami hits Indonesia. Parody ensues
Swimaway / Swimaway / youtube

Take Your Underoos Down (The Rolf Harris Song)
(7/19/2014): In July 2014, legendary Australian TV personality Rolf Harris was sentenced to 69 months in prison for molesting numerous under-aged women over the course of two decades. Let’s hear his song, shall we?
Take Your Underoos Down / Full Episode

Thumb in My Bum
(7/8/2025): Dave gives the Rolling Stones a thumbs up in this pervy parody.
Thumb in My Bum / on youtube

Trayvon
(7/20/2013): A song about the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman confrontation and trial.
Trayvon / Full Episode

The Twelve Complaints of Christmas
(12/22/2002): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a crabby holiday classic.
The Twelve Complaints of Christmas / Full Episode

The Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By
(12/22/2002): Dave sings a holiday carol for his radio show.
The Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By / Full Episode

Undies
(8/24/2013): At last, Joey Eugene Gallegos, the Greeley Underwear Bandit, has been apprehended, and here is his song.
Undies / Full Episode

We Killed Santa Claus
(12/23/2004): A humbuggy holiday carol.
We Killed Santa Claus / Full Episode

When Bushie Goes Marching In
(3/23/2003): Dave’s rah-rah ballad to mark the start of the war in Iraq.
When Bushie Goes Marching In / Full Episode

The Worst Song Ever Written
(2/14/2026): Dave’s tender and aptly named love ballad.
The Worst Song Ever Written / on youtube

Your Mother’s a Ho
(8/22/2026): A parody song of MILFic proportions.
Your Mother’s a Ho / youtube

Dave’s Gone By #1049 (9/12/2026): MASTER BADER

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Here is episode #1049, “Master Bader,” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Sept. 12, 2026.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with playwright Jenny Lyn Bader, reads “Apple Days” and offers a Rabbinical Reflection on the 25th anniversary of September 11th; Non-Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Curtin).

Guests: playwright Jenny Lyn Bader; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: doctor, black plate special, bird feeder
00:55:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:15:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Jenny Lyn Bader
02:07:00 STORYTIME: Allison Sarnoff Soffer’s “Apple Days: A Rosh Hashanah Story”
02:33:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Curtin, CO
02:38:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:49:30 RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #213: 25 Years
02:58:00 DAVE GOES OUT

L-R: Jenny Lyn Bader & Rabbi Sol Solomon
Curtin, CO

Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/12/2026): STORYTIME w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon – Apple Days

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/12/2026): STORYTIME w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon – Apple Days: A Rosh Hashanah Story

Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Allison Sarnoff Soffer’s “Apple Days: A Rosh Hashanah Story.” 

This segment aired Sept. 12, 2026 as part of the 1049th “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/12/2026): JENNY LYN BADER & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/12/2026): JENNY LYN BADER & Rabbi Sol Solomon

Topics include: playwriting, Mrs. Stern Visits the Prussian Library, Judaism, Harvard, Wendy Wasserstein, Tina Howe, Hannah Arendt

Segment airs Sept. 12, 2026 as part of episode #1049 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Jenny Lyn Bader

Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection #213 (9/11/2026): 25 YEARS 

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Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection #213 (9/11/2026): 25 YEARS 

Subject: Rabbi Sol reflects on the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

This Rabbinical Reflection first aired Sept. 12, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. 

Rabbi Sol’s Rabbinical Reflections air on the long-running Dave’s Gone By program (davesgoneby.com) and are also archived on the Rebbe’s blog, Shalomdammit.com.

Rabbi Sol is also the creator of the stage shows, “Shalom Dammit! An Evening with Rabbi Sol Solomon” and “Hate Speech…With Love: Another Evening with Rabbi Sol Solomon.”

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RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #213 (9/11/2026): 25 Years

(c)2026 David Lefkowitz. airs September 11, 2026 on Dave’s Gone By.  

Shalom, Dammit! This is Rabbi Sol Solomon, with a Rabbinical Reflection for September 11th, 2026.

Has it really been a quarter century since the attacks of 9/11? Twenty-five years gone since a handful of psycho terrorists brought New York to a cataclysmic reckoning with the Arab world.

It can’t be that long ago. It feels like it happened before Covid but after the last episode of Breaking Bad. Now, September 11th can seem recent because so many horrible side effects are still with us. You can never feel 100 percent safe in downtown New York. Only a year ago did we stop taking off our shoes to get on an airplane. And any time a bunch of people gather in a mall, or a sporting event, or a parade, and somebody screams “Allahu Akbar!”, you know that’s won’t be followed by a demonstration of God’s greatness. 

Watch any movie made in New York in the 30 years before 9/11, and there’s that moment, the establishing shot of the skyline:  you see two boring but really tall towers that tell the world, “Hey, this ain’t Wichita. This is Manhattan. And if you can make it here, you probably already have a trust fund.” Those towers have been rebuilt into a glassy obelisk thing, but I miss the rectangles. And the people who worked in them.

At the risk of sounding Islamophobic, 9/11 is the day that reminded us why we’re phobic about Islam in the first place. The savagery was so traumatic, any prompt sends us right back to where we were, what we were doing, what we should have been doing instead of what we were doing, and how we grieved in that moment. Yet we are also reminded that the invasion, which instantly took the lives of 3000 Americans and whose long-term effects are still killing us, did not occur last month. In fact, it’s so long ago that the current generation of college kids wasn’t born until five years after the planes hit Wall Street and the Pentagon. Which means that to these babies, September 11th might as well be the San Francisco earthquake of 1906. It’s a lesson in the history books – except high schools are so bad they barely have time to get through World War II, let alone anything that happened in the 21st century. 

Therefore, young people have no memory of 9/11, no understanding of life beyond their own tattoos and noise-canceling headphones. This renders them perfect targets for the lies of social media and noise-making influencers. An influencer is someone who achieved fame for their looks, which gives them carte blanche to pontificate on everything they know nothing about. Even worse are the celebrities whose modicum of talent fools them into believing they’re political scientists who can win a Nobel peace prize by bashing Israel. Schmucklemore? Javier Boredom? Roger Warthog? These scumbags think they’re a think tank? 

Billie Foolish? Cynthia Toxin? Susan Sarandump? I don’t know where these putas learned poli sci, but I hope their bodies are polycystic – because left-wing college punks eat their garbage up. “9/11 was America’s fault.” “Bibi Netanyahu is Hitler.” “From the River to the Sea – It’s Team Hamas for Me!” Even the October 7th massacre is the Jews’ fault for oppressing the poor, poor Palestinians who have nowhere else to live — except 70 other countries in the Middle East and Africa . . . who won’t let them in. And that’s somehow the Jews’ fault, too.

Everything’s our fault again. Just like in the Middle Ages, like Papal Spain, like Weimar Germany. Only now the anti-Semitism is concealed behind blather like, “We just hate the Likud government. We just want the settlers out. We just prefer Jews not living near the Mediterranean but under it.” 

History has proven Hebrews need a safe place of our own to live, and that very idea puts the whole world out of joint. Muslims kill RFK, throw Leon Klinghoffer overboard, kidnap and kill an Olympic team, attack Israel on Yom Kippur, slaughter French cartoonists, butcher an Israeli music festival, blow up trains in Madrid and Mumbai, bomb airports in London, Munich, Copenhagen, Brussels, and Athens; shoot up an Australian beach, blast the Boston Marathon, and nuke the World Trade Center twice – yet somehow Arabs are the pitiful victims of a worldwide Jewish conspiracy. Just ask any unwashed coed with a Free Gaza sign and a green tent – she’ll be happy to parrot back the hypocrisies she learned in her guilt-ridden, gender-dysmorphic, Marxist-mangling, vegan social-justice-warrior workshop. 

Worse, she can’t begin to conceive of the sunny Tuesday morning, 25 years ago, when a tornado of Muslim madness leveled downtown Manhattan. Or that same evening, when New Yorkers covered with human ash, zombied their way across the Brooklyn Bridge. Or the months following, when every American lived in fear, choked on rage, and dwelled in sorrow. 

Not only has the universe not returned to normal since it went to hell in a hummus basket, but in so many ways it’s been turned upside down by the ignorant and naive. The terrorists are the freedom fighters, the victims are all colonizers, and the truth has become fertilizer.

But I remember. I don’t forget, and I don’t forgive. And if you’re gonna come at me this week and disparagingly call me a “Zio,” or say 9/11 was “an inside job,” or couch your Jew hatred in horseshit phrases like “AIPAC money” and “stolen land,” don’t be shocked if I go Ground Zero on you. I may not be a first responder, but I think you know my first response (shows middle finger). 

This has been a Rabbinical Reflection from Rabbi Sol Solomon, Temple Sons of Bitches, in Great Neck, New York. Happy Jewish New Year, sad anniversary, and shalom dammit.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/5/2026): STORYTIME – The Boxcar Children #37: Mystery of the Lost Village

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/5/2026): STORYTIME – The Boxcar Children #37: Mystery of the Lost Village

Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Gertrude Chandler Warner’s “The Boxcar Children #37: The Mystery of the Lost Village” 

This segment aired Sept. 5, 2026 as part of episode #1047 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/5/2026): NON-GREELEY TIMES

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/5/2026): NON-GREELEY TIMES

Ridiculous news stories from around the world!

This segment aired Sept. 5, 2026 as part of episode #1048 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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Dave’s Gone By #1048 (9/5/2026): PHOEBE-JEEBIES

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Here is episode #1048, “Phoebe-Jeebies,” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Sept. 5, 2026.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer-performer Phoebe Potts; Non-Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Culp); My Old Phlegm; Bunion Watch; StoryTime (“Boxcar Children #37”); Dave Goes Off (“The Beatles: Get Back”)

Guests: writer-performer Phoebe Potts; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:23:00 MY OLD PHLEGM
00:31:30 DAVE GOES OFF: “The Beatles: Get Back”
01:16:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:40:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Phoebe Potts
02:20:30 STORYTIME: Gertrude Chandler Warner’s “The Boxcar Children: The Mystery of the Lost Village”
02:45:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:58:00 BUNION WATCH: right foot
03:00:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Culp
03:02:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Phoebe Potts
Culp, CO

Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/5/2026): PHOEBE POTTS & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer and performer PHOEBE POTTS

Topics include: adoption, pregnancy, Judaism, writing

Segment airs Sept. 5, 2026 as part of episode #1047 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com 

More information about Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com