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Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/22/2026): STORYTIME – The Wonky Donkey
Dave reads Craig Smith’s “The Wonky Donkey”
This segment aired Aug. 22, 2026 as part of episode #1046 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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Here is episode #1046, “Do the Dougie” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 22, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with arts journalist Douglas McLennan; Dave’s Big Dictionary (august); StoryTime (“The Wonky Donkey”); Dave’s new song parody (“Your Mother’s a Ho”); Non-Greeley Times; .
Guests: journalist Douglas McLennan; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: POTS, Fiddle-Faddle
00:50:30 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:19:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Douglas McLennan
02:08:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: august
02:17:30 STORYTIME: Craig Smith’s “The Wonky Donkey”
02:46:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:54:30 DAVE GOES OUT: from Cancer to Carnegie
Aug. 22, 2026 Playlist: “Your Mother’s a Ho” (02:42:30; Dave)
Dave’s Gone By Song (8/22/2026): YOUR MOTHER’S A HO
A Beatles parody of MILFic proportions.
This segment first aired Aug. 22, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
YOUR MOTHER’S A HO
(lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: The Beatles’s “Your Mother Should Know” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
Last night when I was rubbing my horn
I found a site that proves your mother does porn
I’ve gotta say she puts on quite a show
Your mother’s a ho (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
I’ll tell you again:
Maybe you think your mom has gone wrong
But it’s okay the way she handles a dong
Look at her tug and chug and bounce and blow
Your mother’s a ho (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
Last night when I was shucking my corn
To my delight, I learned your mother does porn
She can do seven black guys in one go
Your mother’s a pro (whoa whoa)
Your mother’s a ho (ho ho)
I thought you should know (oh oh)
She never says no
Sorry, my friend:
Later tonight I’ll polish my schlong
and find the site with all your mother’s hot porn
Boy, would I like to bang her bajingo
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho
She never says no (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho.
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
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NOTES & BACKSTORY:
[Aug. 2026] Was just coming out of sleep early this morning (Aug. 18, 2026) when I thought, “Hmm…I wonder if there are any more Beatle songs I can parody?” Over the past five decades, I’ve penned more than a dozen, ranging from the Bungalow Bill-based “Jeopardy Ken” (about quiz whiz Ken Jennings) to my recent “Hey Jews” (a rallying cry against rising anti-Semitism). Since I’ve been on something of a parody jag this whole year, I started running Beatles songs through my head searching for another victim.
The phrase “your mother does porn” came to me immediately, with the tagline “Your mother’s a ho” arriving soon after. In fact, by six A.M., the song was done and dusted, a new addition to the canon that commenced in 1979 with “I Wanna Hold Your Stump” and shows no signs of abating, particularly with songs about `bating.
As Rears Go By
(see listing under “The Pervert’s Song”)
Big Boobs (The Bryon Noem Song)
(4/4/2026) The South Dakota Governor’s husband has a big pair. No, not those.
Big Boobs / on Archive.org / on youtube
The Bryon Noem Song
(see listing under “Big Boobs”)
Captain Liflander’s War Madrigal
(5/3/2003) Dave unearths a patriotic war song from the not-so-good-old days.
Captain Liflander’s War Madrigal / Full Episode
Cover’d with Crap
(3/16/2003) Dave sings a delightfully repugnant sea shanty.
Cover’d with Crap / Full Episode
Crappy Days are Here Again
(10/5/2008) A song for the new Depression
Crappy Days are Here Again / Archive.org / youtube
Dayenu 2003
(4/13/2003): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.
Dayenu / youtube / Full Episode
Deep in the Heart of Dallas
(7/9/2016): Dave sings a socio-political ditty.
Deep in the Heart of Dallas / Full Episode
A Dingo Ate My Baby
(1/26/2003) Dave goes down under to sing of a tasty tragedy.
A Dingo Ate My Baby / Full Episode
Don’t Mess with Us
(3/16/2003): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.
Don’t Mess with Us / Full Episode
Enema Blues
(1/19/2003): Joined by Scott Rodolitz, Dave Lefkowitz sings the Fisch-Heads song, “Enema Blues.”
Enema Blues / youtube / Full Episode
The First Time
(6/26/2026): A celebration of the physical side of romance.
The First Time / youtube
French People
(5/30/2026): Responding to France’s anti-Israel stance, Dave trolls the frogs.
French People / youtube
Hey Jews
(2/7/2026): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a pro-Israel Beatles song.
Hey Jews / on youtube
I’m Gonna Use That Girl
(7/25/2026): A cautionary Beatles parody
I’m Gonna Use That Girl / Archive.org / youtube
(I’m Having a) Gay Christmas
(12/23/2004): Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald sings a Yuletide ditty.
Gay Christmas / Full Episode
I’m Too Sexy (For My Prostate)
(9/2/2017): The medical complaints of…who else? Rabbi Sol Solomon
I’m Too Sexy For My Prostate / Full Episode
Is it Good for the Jews?
(12/9/2004): Rabbi Sol Solomon asks an age-old question in song.
Is It Good for the Jews / Full Episode
It Won’t Get Long
(1/24/2026): A dysfunctional Beatles parody.
It Won’t Get Long / on youtube
It’s a Stiff
(12/8/2003): A holiday ditty based on the true story of a woman who disposed of her unwanted infant in a not-so-Christmassy way.
It’s a Stiff / Listen / Full Episode / youtube
Jeopardy Ken
(7/22/2004): A song of tribute to Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings.
Jeopardy Ken / Full Episode
Jerree
(8/26/2017): A plea from one of Jerry’s Kids.
Jerree
Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo
(1/26/2003): Dave goes down under to relate the tale of a mentally retarded marsupial.
Joey / Full Episode
Look What They Done to My Head
(6/24/2004): With Muslim terrorists now staging decapitations for video, let’s imagine a song to go with them.
Look What They Done to My Head / Full Episode
M-O-T-H-E-R
(5/11/2003): Dave sings a Mother’s Day tribute to moms, acronymically.
Mother / Full Episode
Make Your Doody
(6/20/2026): Encouragement for a constipated man.
Make Your Doody / youtube
Makin’ Poopies
(11/4/2004): A song celebrating the joys of relief.
Makin’ Poopies / Full Episode
Many Ways
(3/15/2004): Everyone is welcome in Mr. Rogers’s neighborhood…except you.
Many Ways / youtube
Maoz Tsuris
(12/2/2007): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings an insular Chanukah song.
Maoz Tsuris
My Chanukah Wish
(12/28/2008): A Jewish man’s plea for a special present.
My Chanukah Wish / Archive.org / youtube
My Doggy’s Christmas Gift
(12/30/2004): A holiday song to warm the cockles of pet lovers’ hearts everywhere.
My Dogg’s Christmas Gift / Full Episode
The New Tzuris
(1/17/2026): Travails of a shlimazel.
The New Tzuris / on Archive.org / on youtube
Nirvanity
(12/1/2002): Dave sings about the merchandising of Kurt Cobain.
Nirvanity / Full Episode
Oh, Dat Ben!
(11/14/2015): Dave found this beautiful, spiritual hymn sung by presidential candidate Ben Carson. Or at least about him.
O Dat Ben / Full Episode
The Pain of Hemophilia
(7/18/2026): A Swiftian parody about a bloody pain.
The Pain of Hemophilia / YouTube
The Pervert’s Song (As Rears Go By)
(7/16/2025): A song parody that is truly not safe for children.
The Pervert’s Song
Phoenix Envy
(12/1/2003) Glen Campbell raises a glass too many.
Phoenix Envy
Psycho Blues
(7/9/2006) A song o’ psychopathy
Psycho Blues / Archive.org / youtube
Pubic Hair
(12/23/2007) A hymn to the short n’ curlies
Pubic Hair / Archive.org / youtube
Pussy Below
(3/15/2004): A sea chantey for cat lovers.
Pussy Below / Archive.org / youtube
Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection Theme
(2017): How the good Rabbi introduces his mini-sermons.
Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflections Theme / Archive.org / youtube
The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald
(1/19/2004): A ballad not-so-loosely based on the Mepham High School sodomy trial on Long Island.
The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald / Full Episode
Santa Quits
(11/24/2012): An interview with a fed-up Santa Claus, Buchanan & Goodman style.
—> Santa Quits / youtube / Archive.org
Santasia
(12/23/2004): A deeply warped and perverted take on “The Night Before Christmas,” for your holiday pleasure.
Santasia / Full Episode
Seamus, the Urine Man
(3/16/2003): Recently back from Dublin, Dave sings of his encounter with an Irish legend.
Seamus / Full Episode
Shaving Cream 2016
(11/19/2016): Election-year excreta.
Shaving Cream 2016 / Archive.org / youtube
Sniper’s Lullaby
(10/27/2002): A song, to the tune of “Hobo’s Lullaby,” that celebrates the capture of the Beltway Snipers
Sniper’s Lullaby / Full Episode
Stupid Pupil
(5/25/2024): A toast to the college graduates of 2024
Stupid Pupil / on Archive.org
Take Your Underoos Down (The Rolf Harris Song)
(7/19/2014): In July 2014, legendary Australian TV personality Rolf Harris was sentenced to 69 months in prison for molesting numerous under-aged women over the course of two decades. Let’s hear his song, shall we?
Take Your Underoos Down / Full Episode
Thumb in My Bum
(7/8/2025): Dave gives the Rolling Stones a thumbs up in this pervy parody.
Thumb in My Bum / on youtube
Trayvon
(7/20/2013): A song about the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman confrontation and trial.
Trayvon / Full Episode
The Twelve Complaints of Christmas
(12/22/2002): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a crabby holiday classic.
The Twelve Complaints of Christmas / Full Episode
The Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By
(12/22/2002): Dave sings a holiday carol for his radio show.
The Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By / Full Episode
Undies
(8/24/2013): At last, Joey Eugene Gallegos, the Greeley Underwear Bandit, has been apprehended, and here is his song.
Undies / Full Episode
We Killed Santa Claus
(12/23/2004): A humbuggy holiday carol.
We Killed Santa Claus / Full Episode
When Bushie Goes Marching In
(3/23/2003): Dave’s rah-rah ballad to mark the start of the war in Iraq.
When Bushie Goes Marching In / Full Episode
The Worst Song Ever Written
(2/14/2026): Dave’s tender and aptly named love ballad.
The Worst Song Ever Written / on youtube
Your Mother’s a Ho
(8/22/2026): A parody song of MILFic proportions.
Your Mother’s a Ho / youtube
Ridiculous news stories from around the world!
This segment aired Aug. 15, 2026 as part of episode #1045 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
For this week’s StoryTime segment on Dave’s Gone By, host Dave Lefkowitz reads Janet Fulton’s “The Raggedy Ann Book”
This segment aired Aug. 15, 2026 as part of episode #1045 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
Here is episode #1045, “Strange Bru” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 8, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actor Bruno Giraldi; Non-Greeley Times; StoryTime (“The Raggedy Ann Book”); My Sick Mind (Perez Hilton); Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Cow Camp).
Guests: actor-singer Bruno Giraldi; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: reward tortes, polaroids, AYCE sushi!, Baltimore, tornado warning
01:10:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:39:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Bruno Giraldi
02:19:00 STORYTIME: Janet Fulton’s “The Raggedy Ann Book”
02:35:00 MY SICK MIND: Perez Hilton
02:44:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:52:00 DAVE SAYS BYE: Richard Goldklang
02:56:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Cow Camp, CO
02:59:30 DAVE SAYS BYE
Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with actor and singer BRUNO GIRALDI
Segment airs Aug. 15, 2026 as part of episode #1045 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave reads Carron Brown’s “Secrets of the Seashore”
This segment aired Aug. 8, 2026 as part of episode #1044 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
Ridiculous news stories from around the world!
This segment aired Aug. 8, 2026 as part of episode #1044 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com