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As Rears Go By
(see listing under “The Pervert’s Song”)
The Bagel Boat Song
(8/1/2012) Joined by percussionist Richard Shore, Rabbi Sol Solomon ends his stage show, Shalom Dammit!, with this ode to Jewish customs.
Bagel Boat Song / Archive.org / youtube
Big Boobs (The Bryon Noem Song)
(4/4/2026) The South Dakota Governor’s husband has a big pair. No, not those.
Big Boobs / on Archive.org / on youtube
The Bryon Noem Song
(see listing under “Big Boobs”)
Captain Liflander’s War Madrigal
(5/3/2003) Dave unearths a patriotic war song from the not-so-good-old days.
Captain Liflander’s War Madrigal / Full Episode
Cover’d with Crap
(3/16/2003) Dave sings a delightfully repugnant sea shanty.
Cover’d with Crap / Full Episode
Crappy Days are Here Again
(10/5/2008) A song for the new Depression
Crappy Days are Here Again / Archive.org / youtube
Dayenu 2003
(4/13/2003): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.
Dayenu / youtube / Full Episode
Deep in the Heart of Dallas
(7/9/2016): Dave sings a socio-political ditty.
Deep in the Heart of Dallas / Full Episode
A Dingo Ate My Baby
(1/26/2003) Dave goes down under to sing of a tasty tragedy.
A Dingo Ate My Baby / Full Episode
Don’t Mess with Us
(3/16/2003): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a Purim song about the resilience of the Jews.
Don’t Mess with Us / Full Episode
Enema Blues
(1/19/2003): Joined by Scott Rodolitz, Dave Lefkowitz sings the Fisch-Heads song, “Enema Blues.”
Enema Blues / youtube / Full Episode
The First Time
(6/26/2026): A celebration of the physical side of romance.
The First Time / youtube
French People
(5/30/2026): Responding to France’s anti-Israel stance, Dave trolls the frogs.
French People / youtube
Hey Jews
(2/7/2026): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a pro-Israel Beatles song.
Hey Jews / on youtube
I’m Gonna Use That Girl
(7/25/2026): A cautionary Beatles parody
I’m Gonna Use That Girl / Archive.org / youtube
(I’m Having a) Gay Christmas
(12/23/2004): Gay icon Peter Fitzgerald sings a Yuletide ditty.
Gay Christmas / Full Episode
I’m Too Sexy (For My Prostate)
(9/2/2017): The medical complaints of…who else? Rabbi Sol Solomon
I’m Too Sexy For My Prostate / Full Episode
Is it Good for the Jews?
(12/9/2004): Rabbi Sol Solomon asks an age-old question in song.
Is It Good for the Jews / Full Episode
It Won’t Get Long
(1/24/2026): A dysfunctional Beatles parody.
It Won’t Get Long / on youtube
It’s a Stiff
(12/8/2003): A holiday ditty based on the true story of a woman who disposed of her unwanted infant in a not-so-Christmassy way.
It’s a Stiff / Listen / Full Episode / youtube
Jeopardy Ken
(7/22/2004): A song of tribute to Jeopardy champion Ken Jennings.
Jeopardy Ken / Full Episode
Jerree
(8/26/2017): A plea from one of Jerry’s Kids.
Jerree
Joey, the Spastic Kangaroo
(1/26/2003): Dave goes down under to relate the tale of a mentally retarded marsupial.
Joey / Full Episode
Look What They Done to My Head
(6/24/2004): With Muslim terrorists now staging decapitations for video, let’s imagine a song to go with them.
Look What They Done to My Head / Full Episode
M-O-T-H-E-R
(5/11/2003): Dave sings a Mother’s Day tribute to moms, acronymically.
Mother / Full Episode
Make Your Doody
(6/20/2026): Encouragement for a constipated man.
Make Your Doody / youtube
Makin’ Poopies
(11/4/2004): A song celebrating the joys of relief.
Makin’ Poopies / Full Episode
Many Ways
(3/15/2004): Everyone is welcome in Mr. Rogers’s neighborhood…except you.
Many Ways / youtube
Maoz Tsuris
(12/2/2007): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings an insular Chanukah song.
Maoz Tsuris
My Chanukah Wish
(12/28/2008): A Jewish man’s plea for a special present.
My Chanukah Wish / Archive.org / youtube
My Doggy’s Christmas Gift
(12/30/2004): A holiday song to warm the cockles of pet lovers’ hearts everywhere.
My Dogg’s Christmas Gift / Full Episode
The New Tzuris
(1/17/2026): Travails of a shlimazel.
The New Tzuris / on Archive.org / on youtube
Nirvanity
(12/1/2002): Dave sings about the merchandising of Kurt Cobain.
Nirvanity / Full Episode
Oh, Dat Ben!
(11/14/2015): Dave found this beautiful, spiritual hymn sung by presidential candidate Ben Carson. Or at least about him.
O Dat Ben / Full Episode
The Pain of Hemophilia
(7/18/2026): A Swiftian parody about a bloody pain.
The Pain of Hemophilia / YouTube
The Pervert’s Song (As Rears Go By)
(7/16/2025): A song parody that is truly not safe for children.
The Pervert’s Song
Phoenix Envy
(12/1/2003) Glen Campbell raises a glass too many.
Phoenix Envy
Psycho Blues
(7/9/2006) A song o’ psychopathy
Psycho Blues / Archive.org / youtube
Pubic Hair
(12/23/2007) A hymn to the short n’ curlies
Pubic Hair / Archive.org / youtube
Pussy Below
(3/15/2004): A sea chantey for cat lovers.
Pussy Below / Archive.org / youtube
Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection Theme
(2017): How the good Rabbi introduces his mini-sermons.
Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflections Theme / Archive.org / youtube
The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald
(1/19/2004): A ballad not-so-loosely based on the Mepham High School sodomy trial on Long Island.
The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald / Full Episode
Santa Quits
(11/24/2012): An interview with a fed-up Santa Claus, Buchanan & Goodman style.
—> Santa Quits / youtube / Archive.org
Santasia
(12/23/2004): A deeply warped and perverted take on “The Night Before Christmas,” for your holiday pleasure.
Santasia / Full Episode
Seamus, the Urine Man
(3/16/2003): Recently back from Dublin, Dave sings of his encounter with an Irish legend.
Seamus / Full Episode
Shaving Cream 2016
(11/19/2016): Election-year excreta.
Shaving Cream 2016 / Archive.org / youtube
Sniper’s Lullaby
(10/27/2002): A song, to the tune of “Hobo’s Lullaby,” that celebrates the capture of the Beltway Snipers
Sniper’s Lullaby / Archive.org / youtube / Full Episode
Stupid Pupil
(5/25/2024): A toast to the college graduates of 2024
Stupid Pupil / on Archive.org
Swimaway
(1/20/2005) A tsunami hits Indonesia. Parody ensues
Swimaway / Swimaway / youtube
Take Your Underoos Down (The Rolf Harris Song)
(7/19/2014): In July 2014, legendary Australian TV personality Rolf Harris was sentenced to 69 months in prison for molesting numerous under-aged women over the course of two decades. Let’s hear his song, shall we?
Take Your Underoos Down / Full Episode
Thumb in My Bum
(7/8/2025): Dave gives the Rolling Stones a thumbs up in this pervy parody.
Thumb in My Bum / on youtube
Trayvon
(7/20/2013): A song about the Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman confrontation and trial.
Trayvon / Full Episode
The Twelve Complaints of Christmas
(12/22/2002): Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a crabby holiday classic.
The Twelve Complaints of Christmas / Full Episode
The Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By
(12/22/2002): Dave sings a holiday carol for his radio show.
The Twelve Months of Dave’s Gone By / Full Episode
Undies
(8/24/2013): At last, Joey Eugene Gallegos, the Greeley Underwear Bandit, has been apprehended, and here is his song.
Undies / Full Episode
We Killed Santa Claus
(12/23/2004): A humbuggy holiday carol.
We Killed Santa Claus / Full Episode
When Bushie Goes Marching In
(3/23/2003): Dave’s rah-rah ballad to mark the start of the war in Iraq.
When Bushie Goes Marching In / Full Episode
The Worst Song Ever Written
(2/14/2026): Dave’s tender and aptly named love ballad.
The Worst Song Ever Written / on youtube
Your Mother’s a Ho
(8/22/2026): A parody song of MILFic proportions.
Your Mother’s a Ho / youtube
