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Here is the 106th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 16, 2004.
host: Dave Lefkowitz
Featuring: Dave Goes Off on Donuts, Donald Rumsfeld and Scott Peterson. Plus: Inside Broadway (The Rivals) and the satirical News Gone By.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:14:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – The Rivals 00:21:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:31:00 DAVE GOES OFF – Donuts, Donald & Death 00:52:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Dec. 16, 2004 Playlist: “Waist Deep in the Big Muddy” (Pete Seeger).
donutScott PetersonDana Ivey & Brian Murray in The Rivalsyour host
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Here is the 105th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, Dec. 9, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY
Featuring: Dave celebrates Chanukah with Rabbi Sol Solomon and goes off on smoking on stage. Plus: La Cage returns Inside Broadway.
0:00:01 DAVE GOES IN – Daylight 00:20:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – La Cage 00:31:00 DAVE GOES OFF – Smoking 00:38:00 SKIT: Rabbi Sol Solomon on Chanukah 00:50:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Dec. 9, 2004 Playlist: “Daylight” (Kinks); “Song on the Sand” (La Cage aux Folles, original cast); “Is it Good for the Jews?” (Rabbi Sol Solomon); “Anal Dreidel” (Dave, unreleased).
Gary Beach and Daniel Davis in La Cage aux FollesRabbi Sol Solomon
Segment originally aired Dec. 9, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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IS IT GOOD FOR THE JEWS?
by Rabbi Sol Solomon (as transcribed by David Lefkowitz)
Is it good for the Jews?
Do we win? Do we lose?
Should we laugh? Should we cry?
666 or maybe chai?
Is it righteous
Is it wrong?
Is it relevant to this song?
Weigh the subtext and the clues
As they pertain to Jews.
Ask the Rebbe, ask the mohel
Is it good for Yisroel?
Do we dance or sing the blues
Is it good, goddammit, for the Jew?
Does it mollify? Does it harm?
Does it qualify for alarm?
Is the danger far or near?
Is it joy or oy vey iz mir?
Is it heaven? Is it hell?
Do we gasp, or do we kvell?
A mound of gold or a pile of shoes
Is it good . . . ?
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Here is the 104th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 2, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: Peter Fitzgerald, Vice President of WGLFAR, The Woodmere Gay/Lesbian Front..and Rear.
Featuring: Dave’s trip to Washington DC. Plus: the satirical News Gone By, Inside Broadway (Pacific Overtures & Billy Crystal), the Jeopardy Ken song and the skit, Fiddler is a Pouf with Peter Fitzgerald.
00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN 00:06:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Pacific Overtures & Billy Crystal 00:16:00 SKIT: Fiddler is a Pouf w/ Peter Fitzgerald 00:28:00 DAVE GOES OFF – Jeopardy Ken & Dave in DC 00:43:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:53:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Dec. 2, 2004 Playlist: “There is No Other Way” (Pacific Overtures original cast; “Jeopardy Ken” (Dave, “Five Daves”), “Wedding Dance” (Fiddler on the Roof original cast).
Harvey Fierstein as TevyePacific OverturesAlex Trebek & Ken Jennings now . . . and someday.your host
Segment originally aired Nov. 24, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 103rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 25, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guest: singer-songwriter Rob Szabo
Featuring: Dave chats with singer-songwriter Rob Szabo. Plus: an Inside Broadway farewell to Cy Coleman.
00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN 00:04:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Cy Coleman 00:17:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Rob Szabo 00:50:00 DAVE GOES OUT
November 25, 2004 Playlist: “The Legacy” (On the Twentieth Century), “Goodbye” (Little Me), “The Legacy,” “Beautiful,” “Watching a Movie” & “Incandescent” (Rob Szabo).
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Here is the 102nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Nov. 18, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guests: author Hillary Kanter (“Dating Sucks”) and Rabbi Sol Solomon (spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY).
Featuring: Dave chats with author Hillary Kanter (Dating Sucks). Plus: Inside Broadway and the satirical News Gone By.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:10:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Whoopi & Edna 00:19:00 INTERVIEW – Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews author Hillary Kanter (“Dating Sucks”) 00:43:00 NEWS GONE BY 00:51:00 DAVE GOES OUT
November 18, 2004 Playlist: “Dating Sucks” (Hillary Kanter), “You Don’t Believe Me Anymore” (Rob Szabo).
Segment originally aired Nov. 11, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is the 100th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s SGBB-AM radio, Nov. 4, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.
host: Dave Lefkowitz guests: broadcaster Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY; and Dave’s wife, Joyce. Plus: a previously aired excerpt from Housewives on Prozac.
Featuring: Dave celebrates his 100th episode with guests (Joe Salzone and Joyce), highlights, and the history of the show.
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN 00:04:00 THE DAVE’S GONE BY STORY – 100th Anniversary Special! 00:15:00 Dave’s First Show (excerpt) 00:25:00 Guest: Joe Salzone 00:29:00 SKIT: The Long Island Haiku (from 9/22/03) 00:31:00 Guest: Housewives on Prozac (excerpt from 12/23/03 show) 00:36:00 Guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon 00:44:00 Guest: Joyce Weil 00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT
Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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MAKIN’ POOPIES
by David Lefkowitz
Another seat, another bowl Another log comes out my hole It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’ And makin’ poopies.
I pull my shorts below my rump I read the sports and take a dump It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney That’s makin’ poopies.
Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently. Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.
I eat some bran and have some juice Run to the can and shake it loose I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy From makin’ poopies.
My little rectum, it does the job Be it a hot dog or just a blob It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’ Of makin’ poopies.
I grit my teeth and hug my gut while underneath I hear a “splut” It always happens with all my crappin’s I’m makin’ poopies.
One day my gut got swollen, I chalked it up to gas. But when I touched my colon, Blood shot out of my ass.
Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag `cause when I go, it’s in a bag I miss the odors of all the floaters When making poopies.
So listen here, I recommend That once a year, check your rear end. Just find a docto’ to do a procto He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help in makin’ poopies.
