Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection #213 (9/11/2026): 25 YEARS 

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Rabbi Sol Solomon’s Rabbinical Reflection #213 (9/11/2026): 25 YEARS 

Subject: Rabbi Sol reflects on the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

This Rabbinical Reflection first aired Sept. 12, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. 

Rabbi Sol’s Rabbinical Reflections air on the long-running Dave’s Gone By program (davesgoneby.com) and are also archived on the Rebbe’s blog, Shalomdammit.com.

Rabbi Sol is also the creator of the stage shows, “Shalom Dammit! An Evening with Rabbi Sol Solomon” and “Hate Speech…With Love: Another Evening with Rabbi Sol Solomon.”

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RABBI SOL SOLOMON’S RABBINICAL REFLECTION #213 (9/11/2026): 25 Years

(c)2026 David Lefkowitz. airs September 11, 2026 on Dave’s Gone By.  

Shalom, Dammit! This is Rabbi Sol Solomon, with a Rabbinical Reflection for September 11th, 2026.

Has it really been a quarter century since the attacks of 9/11? Twenty-five years gone since a handful of psycho terrorists brought New York to a cataclysmic reckoning with the Arab world.

It can’t be that long ago. It feels like it happened before Covid but after the last episode of Breaking Bad. Now, September 11th can seem recent because so many horrible side effects are still with us. You can never feel 100 percent safe in downtown New York. Only a year ago did we stop taking off our shoes to get on an airplane. And any time a bunch of people gather in a mall, or a sporting event, or a parade, and somebody screams “Allahu Akbar!”, you know that’s won’t be followed by a demonstration of God’s greatness. 

Watch any movie made in New York in the 30 years before 9/11, and there’s that moment, the establishing shot of the skyline:  you see two boring but really tall towers that tell the world, “Hey, this ain’t Wichita. This is Manhattan. And if you can make it here, you probably already have a trust fund.” Those towers have been rebuilt into a glassy obelisk thing, but I miss the rectangles. And the people who worked in them.

At the risk of sounding Islamophobic, 9/11 is the day that reminded us why we’re phobic about Islam in the first place. The savagery was so traumatic, any prompt sends us right back to where we were, what we were doing, what we should have been doing instead of what we were doing, and how we grieved in that moment. Yet we are also reminded that the invasion, which instantly took the lives of 3000 Americans and whose long-term effects are still killing us, did not occur last month. In fact, it’s so long ago that the current generation of college kids wasn’t born until five years after the planes hit Wall Street and the Pentagon. Which means that to these babies, September 11th might as well be the San Francisco earthquake of 1906. It’s a lesson in the history books – except high schools are so bad they barely have time to get through World War II, let alone anything that happened in the 21st century. 

Therefore, young people have no memory of 9/11, no understanding of life beyond their own tattoos and noise-canceling headphones. This renders them perfect targets for the lies of social media and noise-making influencers. An influencer is someone who achieved fame for their looks, which gives them carte blanche to pontificate on everything they know nothing about. Even worse are the celebrities whose modicum of talent fools them into believing they’re political scientists who can win a Nobel peace prize by bashing Israel. Schmucklemore? Javier Boredom? Roger Warthog? These scumbags think they’re a think tank? 

Billie Foolish? Cynthia Toxin? Susan Sarandump? I don’t know where these putas learned poli sci, but I hope their bodies are polycystic – because left-wing college punks eat their garbage up. “9/11 was America’s fault.” “Bibi Netanyahu is Hitler.” “From the River to the Sea – It’s Team Hamas for Me!” Even the October 7th massacre is the Jews’ fault for oppressing the poor, poor Palestinians who have nowhere else to live — except 70 other countries in the Middle East and Africa . . . who won’t let them in. And that’s somehow the Jews’ fault, too.

Everything’s our fault again. Just like in the Middle Ages, like Papal Spain, like Weimar Germany. Only now the anti-Semitism is concealed behind blather like, “We just hate the Likud government. We just want the settlers out. We just prefer Jews not living near the Mediterranean but under it.” 

History has proven Hebrews need a safe place of our own to live, and that very idea puts the whole world out of joint. Muslims kill RFK, throw Leon Klinghoffer overboard, kidnap and kill an Olympic team, attack Israel on Yom Kippur, slaughter French cartoonists, butcher an Israeli music festival, blow up trains in Madrid and Mumbai, bomb airports in London, Munich, Copenhagen, Brussels, and Athens; shoot up an Australian beach, blast the Boston Marathon, and nuke the World Trade Center twice – yet somehow Arabs are the pitiful victims of a worldwide Jewish conspiracy. Just ask any unwashed coed with a Free Gaza sign and a green tent – she’ll be happy to parrot back the hypocrisies she learned in her guilt-ridden, gender-dysmorphic, Marxist-mangling, vegan social-justice-warrior workshop. 

Worse, she can’t begin to conceive of the sunny Tuesday morning, 25 years ago, when a tornado of Muslim madness leveled downtown Manhattan. Or that same evening, when New Yorkers covered with human ash, zombied their way across the Brooklyn Bridge. Or the months following, when every American lived in fear, choked on rage, and dwelled in sorrow. 

Not only has the universe not returned to normal since it went to hell in a hummus basket, but in so many ways it’s been turned upside down by the ignorant and naive. The terrorists are the freedom fighters, the victims are all colonizers, and the truth has become fertilizer.

But I remember. I don’t forget, and I don’t forgive. And if you’re gonna come at me this week and disparagingly call me a “Zio,” or say 9/11 was “an inside job,” or couch your Jew hatred in horseshit phrases like “AIPAC money” and “stolen land,” don’t be shocked if I go Ground Zero on you. I may not be a first responder, but I think you know my first response (shows middle finger). 

This has been a Rabbinical Reflection from Rabbi Sol Solomon, Temple Sons of Bitches, in Great Neck, New York. Happy Jewish New Year, sad anniversary, and shalom dammit.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/5/2026): NON-GREELEY TIMES

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (9/5/2026): NON-GREELEY TIMES

Ridiculous news stories from around the world!

This segment aired Sept. 5, 2026 as part of episode #1048 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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Dave’s Gone By #1048 (9/5/2026): PHOEBE-JEEBIES

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Here is episode #1048, “Phoebe-Jeebies,” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Sept. 5, 2026.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer-performer Phoebe Potts; Non-Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Culp); My Old Phlegm; Bunion Watch; StoryTime (“Boxcar Children #37”); Dave Goes Off (“The Beatles: Get Back”)

Guests: writer-performer Phoebe Potts; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:23:00 MY OLD PHLEGM
00:31:30 DAVE GOES OFF: “The Beatles: Get Back”
01:16:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:40:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Phoebe Potts
02:20:30 STORYTIME: Gertrude Chandler Warner’s “The Boxcar Children: The Mystery of the Lost Village”
02:45:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:58:00 BUNION WATCH: right foot
03:00:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Culp
03:02:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Phoebe Potts
Culp, CO

Dave’s Gone By Interview (9/5/2026): PHOEBE POTTS & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with writer and performer PHOEBE POTTS

Topics include: adoption, pregnancy, Judaism, writing

Segment airs Sept. 5, 2026 as part of episode #1047 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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More information about Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com

Dave’s Gone By #1047 (8/29/2026): FLATHER’S DAY

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Here is episode #1047, “Flather’s Day,” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 29, 2026.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with cabaret’s Meg Flather; Non-Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Cragmor); My Sick Mind (Nepal, Dolly Parton); StoryTime (“Clothesline Clues”).

Guests: cabaret singer Meg Flather; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: injuries, belts, cigarettes, Dolly Parton
00:54:00 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:30:30 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Meg Flather\
02:20:00 STORYTIME: Heling & Hembrook’s “Clothesline Clues to Jobs People Do”
02:39:30 MY SICK MIND: Dolly Parton
02:45:00 Friends of the Daverhood
02:52:30 PASSINGS: Father Bill Ayres, Tim Curry, Jaye P. Morgan
03:02:00 MY SICK MIND: Nepal
03:08:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Cragmor, CO
03:11:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Dave’s Gone By Interview (8/29/2026): MEG FLATHER & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Topics include: caregiving, home shopping, cabaret

Segment airs Aug. 29, 2026 as part of episode #1047 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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More information about Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com

Dave’s Gone By Interview (8/22/2026): DOUGLAS McLENNAN & Rabbi Sol Solomon

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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with arts journalist DOUGLAS McLENNAN

Topics include: A.I., classical music, arts journalism, USC

Segment airs Aug. 22, 2026 as part of episode #1046 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/22/2026): STORYTIME – The Wonky Donkey

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/22/2026): STORYTIME – The Wonky Donkey

Dave reads Craig Smith’s “The Wonky Donkey”

This segment aired Aug. 22, 2026 as part of episode #1046 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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Dave’s Gone By #1046 (8/22/2026): DO THE DOUGIE

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Here is episode #1046, “Do the Dougie” of the Dave’s Gone By podcast, which aired live on facebook, Saturday morning, Aug. 22, 2026.

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with arts journalist Douglas McLennan; Dave’s Big Dictionary (august); StoryTime (“The Wonky Donkey”); Dave’s new song parody (“Your Mother’s a Ho”); Non-Greeley Times; .

Guests: journalist Douglas McLennan; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: POTS, Fiddle-Faddle
00:50:30 NON-GREELEY TIMES
01:19:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Douglas McLennan
02:08:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: august
02:17:30 STORYTIME: Craig Smith’s “The Wonky Donkey”
02:46:30 Friends of the Daverhood
02:54:30 DAVE GOES OUT: from Cancer to Carnegie

Aug. 22, 2026 Playlist: “Your Mother’s a Ho” (02:42:30; Dave)

Douglas McLennan
Rabbi Sol Solomon

Dave’s Gone By Song: YOUR MOTHER’S A HO

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Dave’s Gone By Song (8/22/2026): YOUR MOTHER’S A HO

A Beatles parody of MILFic proportions.

This segment first aired Aug. 22, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com. 

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YOUR MOTHER’S A HO

(lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: The Beatles’s “Your Mother Should Know” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)

Last night when I was rubbing my horn
I found a site that proves your mother does porn
I’ve gotta say she puts on quite a show
Your mother’s a ho (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho

I’ll tell you again:
Maybe you think your mom has gone wrong
But it’s okay the way she handles a dong
Look at her tug and chug and bounce and blow
Your mother’s a ho (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho

Last night when I was shucking my corn
To my delight, I learned your mother does porn
She can do seven black guys in one go
Your mother’s a pro (whoa whoa)
Your mother’s a ho (ho ho)
I thought you should know (oh oh)
She never says no

Sorry, my friend:
Later tonight I’ll polish my schlong
and find the site with all your mother’s hot porn
Boy, would I like to bang her bajingo
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho
She never says no (oh no)
Your mother’s a ho
Your mother’s a ho.

(c)2026 David Lefkowitz

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NOTES & BACKSTORY:
[Aug. 2026] Was just coming out of sleep early this morning (Aug. 18, 2026) when I thought, “Hmm…I wonder if there are any more Beatle songs I can parody?” Over the past five decades, I’ve penned more than a dozen, ranging from the Bungalow Bill-based “Jeopardy Ken” (about quiz whiz Ken Jennings) to my recent “Hey Jews” (a rallying cry against rising anti-Semitism). Since I’ve been on something of a parody jag this whole year, I started running Beatles songs through my head searching for another victim.
The phrase “your mother does porn” came to me immediately, with the tagline “Your mother’s a ho” arriving soon after. In fact, by six A.M., the song was done and dusted, a new addition to the canon that commenced in 1979 with “I Wanna Hold Your Stump” and shows no signs of abating, particularly with songs about `bating.