Dave’s Gone By Song (7/25/2026): I’M GONNA USE THAT GIRL
A cautionary Beatles parody.
This segment aired July 25, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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SONG: I’m Gonna Use That Girl
I’M GONNA USE THAT GIRL
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
(sung to the melody of John Lennon & Paul McCartney’s “You’re Gonna Lose That Girl”)
I’m gonna use that girl
(yes, yes, he’s gonna use that girl)
Until you lose that girl
(yes, yes, until you lose that girl)
If you don’t do her right tonight,
you will be dumped and fast
(you will be dumped and fast)
We’ll bill and coo by candlelight,
then I will pump her ass
(he’s gonna pump her ass)
I’m gonna use that girl
(yes, yes, he’s gonna use that girl)
You don’t amuse that girl
(yes, yes, you don’t amuse that girl)
If you don’t make her cum tonight,
she’s gonna pack her shit
(she’s gonna pack her shit)
And then I’ll do her where she’s tight
and just demolish it
(he’s gonna pound her clit)
You’re gonna lose that girl
(you’re gonna lose that girl)
`Cause I’ll abuse that girl
(yes, yes, he will abuse that girl)
You’re gonna lose…
I’ll make her see
you’re nothing but a wimp, yeah
When she’s with me
I’ll treat her like a pimp
Loser
Loser
I’m gonna schmooze that girl
(he’s gonna schmooze that girl)
Until you lose that girl
(yes, yes, until you lose that girl)
Until you lose…
I’m sorry, dude,
I know rejection hurts
(rejection hurts)
I’ll get her nude
and spank her till she squirts
I’m gonna do her all night long
until she’s good and sore
(Until she’s good and sore)
And by the time she staggers home
she’s gonna be my whore
(She’s gonna be your whore)
I’m gonna use that girl
(He’s gonna use that girl)
Until you lose that girl
(Yes, yes, you’re gonna lose that girl)
I’m gonna use that girl.
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz