Rabbi Sol Solomon sings his crabby holiday classic, “The Twelve Complaints of Christmas.”
Segment originally aired Dec. 22, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave sings about the merchandising of Kurt Cobain.
Segment originally aired Dec. 1, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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NIRVANITY by David Lefkowitz (to the melody of “All Apologies”)
What became of me? Read my diary It’s all there to see Where’s my privacy?
Courtney Love Courtney Love Made a buck Courtney Love Filthy slut She’s scary Be wary She buried me
Wanted to be rich Bigger than The Rolling Stones Joined Nirvana which spawned a hundred clones Now that greedy bitch Is feeding off my bones
I confess I was a mess In intestinal distress Well, I guess Should’ve eaten less Dairy It was very Like dysentery
All I am is money now All I am is money now
I was in hell Needed to get free So I gave myself A full lobotomy Now Courtney sells All my history Why must she be Such a twat to me?
All my thoughts All my secret, private dreams All my doodles All my pain On Amazon With my pajamas on I guess the glamour’s gone
All I am is money now All I am is money now All I am is money now All I am is money now . . .
