A plea from one of Jerry’s Kids.
Song scheduled to air Aug. 26, 2017, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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JERREE
(Music & Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. To be sung in the voice of a spastic)
Jerree!
Jerry Lewis!
When you gonna let me in your house?
Jerry!
Jerry Lewis!
I will be as quiet as a mouse.
I just want cookies and pie
You are my favorite guy!
Jerry!
Jerry Lewis!
I just love to watch you on TV
Jerry!
Jerry Lewis!
Maybe you can find a room for me
You said that I was your buddy
Why are you treating me cruddy?
Oh-woe
You have done so much for all the kids
Even ones who flop around like squids
Just because I live inside a chair
Doesn’t mean I can’t go everywhere
When my last treatment is through
Why can’t I come live with you?
Oh-woe
You could sing and do a funny dance
You could teach me how to change my pants
I could be your bestest bestest bro
Like I was when I was on your show
Jerry!
Jerry Lewis!
How come you don’t answer my postcards?
Jerry!
Jerry Lewis!
Maybe you don’t really like retards
Jerry
Jerry
Jerry (fade out)
(c)2017 David Lefkowitz
