Dave’s Gone By Song (6/11/2026): MAKE YOUR DOODY
Advice for a constipated patient.
This segment airs June 20, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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MAKE YOUR DOODY
(c)2026 David Lefkowitz
(Sung to the music of “(Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty” by Harry Wayne Casey and Richard Finch)
“Aw, doctor doctor,
I’m all blocked up
I can’t go. Oh no.”
“Well, Mr. Schulman,
Please just relax
Take dulcolax. And flax.
Make make make
Make make make
Make your doody
Make your doody
Aw, make make make
Make make make
Make your doody
Make your doody.”
“Doctor Cohen,
It’s not going.
There’s only gas
Comin’ out of my ass.”
“Mr. Schulman,
Have some patience.
And in a while
You’ll make a pile!”
Aw, make make make
Make make make
Make a doody
Make a doody
Just shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Make your booty
Make a doody
Push push push push
Your tush tush tush tush
Aw, make make make
Make Make Make
Make a doody
Make a doody
Aw, make make make
Make make make
Make a doody
Make a doody
Moan moan grunt grunt
Make your doody
And let it slide
Hurts hurts when it squirts squirts
Make your doody
Enjoy the ride
Pump pump your rump rump
Make your doody
Release the bowels
Thrust thrust, and just just
make your doody
And grab the towels
Drop drop, drop drop
What a stink
Let it sink
Plop plop, plop plop
Better flush
All the mush
Make make make make
Make your doody…
