Dave’s Gone By #103 (11/25/04): SABA SIBI SZABO


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host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Rob Szabo

Featuring: Dave chats with singer-songwriter Rob Szabo. Plus: an Inside Broadway farewell to Cy Coleman.

00:00:00  DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Cy Coleman
00:17:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Rob Szabo
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

November 25, 2004 Playlist: “The Legacy” (On the Twentieth Century), “Goodbye” (Little Me), “The Legacy,” “Beautiful,” “Watching a Movie” & “Incandescent” (Rob Szabo).

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(pictured: Rob Szabo)

Dave’s Gone By Interview (11/24/04): ROB SZABO


RobSzaboDave Lefkowitz chats with singer-songwriter Rob Szabo

Topics include: Canada, music, Beautiful.

Segment originally aired Nov. 24, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (11/18/04): HILLARY KANTER & Rabbi Sol Solomon


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Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews “Dating Sucks” author Hillary Kanter

Topics include: dating, Judaism.

Segment originally aired Nov. 18, 2004 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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More information on Rabbi Sol Solomon: http://www.shalomdammit.com

Dave’s Gone By #102 (11/18/04): 102ND AIRBORNE


a1host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: author Hillary Kanter (“Dating Sucks”) and Rabbi Sol Solomon (spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY).

Featuring: Dave chats with author Hillary Kanter (Dating Sucks). Plus: Inside Broadway and the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:10:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Whoopi & Edna
00:19:00  INTERVIEW – Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews author Hillary Kanter (“Dating Sucks”)
00:43:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:51:00  DAVE GOES OUT

November 18, 2004 Playlist: “Dating Sucks” (Hillary Kanter), “You Don’t Believe Me Anymore” (Rob Szabo).

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(Pictured: Dating Sucks, Hilary Kanter, Whoopi, Dame Edna.)

Dave’s Gone By #101 (11/11/04): GRIZZLED VETERAN

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host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: Javier Magruder, patriotic singer.

Featuring: Dave Goes Off on the elections in a darkly satirical mode, with the News Gone By and singing visitor Javier Magruder. Plus: Inside Broadway (`Night Mother and The Good Body) and Rabbi Sol Solomon asks, Is it Good for the Jews?

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:16:00  DAVE GOES OFF – The Elections
00:28:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – `Night Mother & The Good Body
00:38:00  SKIT: “Is It Good for the Jews?” w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:46:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Javier Magruder
00:51:00  DAVE GOES OUT

November 11, 2004 Playlist: “The Times They Have Changed” (Art Paul Schlosser), “America the Beautiful” (Javier Magruder; lyrics: Katharine Lee Bates; music: Samuel Ward; 49:00), “Where Have All the Flowers Gone?” (Pete Seeger).

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(Pictured: Edie Falco & Brenda Blethyn in `Night Mother, Eve Ensler’s The Good Body.)

Dave’s Gone By Skit (11/11/04): JAVIER MAGRUDER


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The war experiences of Javier Magruder

Segment originally aired Nov. 11, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (11/4/04): JOYCE WEIL

a4Dave Lefkowitz chats with his wife, gerontologist Joyce Weil

Topics include: radio.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the 100th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (11/4/04): JOE SALZONE

a2Dave Lefkowitz chats with radio host Joe Salzone
Topics include: radio.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the 100th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #100 (11/4/04): HEAVEN CENT


a1host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: broadcaster Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY; and Dave’s wife, Joyce. Plus: a previously aired excerpt from Housewives on Prozac.

Featuring: Dave celebrates his 100th episode with guests (Joe Salzone and Joyce), highlights, and the history of the show.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00 THE DAVE’S GONE BY STORY – 100th Anniversary Special!
00:15:00 Dave’s First Show (excerpt)
00:25:00 Guest: Joe Salzone
00:29:00 SKIT: The Long Island Haiku (from 9/22/03)
00:31:00 Guest: Housewives on Prozac (excerpt from 12/23/03 show)
00:36:00 Guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:44:00 Guest: Joyce Weil
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

November 4, 2004 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave, 35:00) & “Many Ways” (Dave, 52:00).

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(Pictured: Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, Dave & Joyce.)

Dave’s Gone By Song (11/4/04): MAKIN’ POOPIES

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A song celebrating the joys of relief.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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MAKIN’ POOPIES

by David Lefkowitz

Another seat, another bowl
Another log comes out my hole
It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’
And makin’ poopies.

I pull my shorts below my rump
I read the sports and take a dump
It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney
That’s makin’ poopies.

Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently.
Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.

I eat some bran and have some juice
Run to the can and shake it loose
I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy
From makin’ poopies.

My little rectum, it does the job
Be it a hot dog or just a blob
It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’
Of makin’ poopies.

I grit my teeth and hug my gut
while underneath I hear a “splut”
It always happens with all my crappin’s
I’m makin’ poopies.

One day my gut got swollen,
I chalked it up to gas.
But when I touched my colon,
Blood shot out of my ass.

Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag
`cause when I go, it’s in a bag
I miss the odors of all the floaters
When making poopies.

So listen here, I recommend
That once a year, check your rear end.
Just find a docto’ to do a procto
He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga
You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help
in makin’ poopies.

©2004 David Lefkowitz