Many Ways – Dave's Gone By

Dave’s Gone By #156 (1/5/2006): BACKTRACKS

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Here is the 156th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, Jan. 5, 2006. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Highlights of the previous year and a “Best of 2005” compilation of previously aired material.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:02:00 GUEST: Chris Smither
00:05:00 GUEST: Al Aronowitz
00:10:00 GUEST: Wreckless Eric
00:16:00 GUEST: Christine Lavin
00:21:00 SKIT: “Is It Good for the Jews – The Pope” (w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon)
00:28:00 GUEST: Philip Lefkowitz
00:30:00 DAVE GETS TRIVIAL – MSUD
00:40:00 Rabbi Sol Solomon and Mandy Patinkin
00:43:00 Rabbi Sol Solomon and Jill Sobule
00:46:00 Peter Fitzgerald and Paulette Attie
00:48:00 GUESTS: theater critics Jeff Goodman & Charles Gross
00:53:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Jan. 5, 2006 Playlist: “The Worst Date I Ever Done Had,” “Dead Popies,” “99 Barrels of Oil” and “Many Ways.” (Dave).

Dave’s Gone By #123 (4/14/2005): UNEASY AS 123

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Here is the 123rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio April 14, 2005. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave goes Inside Broadway, sings “Many Ways” and offers the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:10:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – “Piazza”
00:20:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

April 14, 2005 Playlist: “Many Ways” (Dave), “Butterfly Mind” (Arcesia), “I’m Only Sleeping” (Beatles), “If Ever I Would Leave You” (Camelot).

Dave’s Gone By #100 (11/4/2004): HEAVEN CENT

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Here is the 100th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s SGBB-AM radio, Nov. 4, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: broadcaster Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY; and Dave’s wife, Joyce. Plus: a previously aired excerpt from Housewives on Prozac.

Featuring: Dave celebrates his 100th episode with guests (Joe Salzone and Joyce), highlights, and the history of the show.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00 THE DAVE’S GONE BY STORY – 100th Anniversary Special!
00:15:00 Dave’s First Show (excerpt)
00:25:00 Guest: Joe Salzone
00:29:00 SKIT: The Long Island Haiku (from 9/22/03)
00:31:00 Guest: Housewives on Prozac (excerpt from 12/23/03 show)
00:36:00 Guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:44:00 Guest: Joyce Weil
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

November 4, 2004 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave, 35:00) & “Many Ways” (Dave, 52:00).

Dave’s Gone By Song (3/15/2004): MANY WAYS

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Dave’s Gone By Song (3/15/2004): MANY WAYS

Everyone’s welcome in Mr. Rogers’s neighborhood…except you.

This segment first aired March 15, 2004 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.

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MANY WAYS

(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: “Many Ways to Say I Love You” by Fred Rogers)

 There are many ways to say, “*%$@ you.” 

There are many ways to say, Go *%$@ yourself.” 

Like “burn in hell!” 

Like, “take a flying leap!” 

Or, “I’d love to see your whole family in a flaming train accident and piled up in a heap!”

There are many ways to say, “*%$@ you…and your ugly children.” 

There are many ways to say, “eat #($@ and die,” 

Like, “up yours, buddy!” 

Or, “kiss my ass!” 

Or, “it would be worth it to die in Auschwitz if I could just see you gassed.”

So many ways to express hate 

So many ways, isn’t that great? 

We don’t have to blaspheme or curse 

To wish a person illness and worse

There are many ways to say, “I could %$@ing hurt you.” 

There are many ways to call you a mother%$@ piece of #($@.” 

Like, “choke on your own blood!” 

Or, “Drop dead, you jerk!” 

Or, “I hope an AIDS victim bites you and the chemo doesn’t work.”

So many ways 

So many %+@ing ways to say. “*%$@ you!”

Dave’s Gone By #69 (3/15/2004): IRISH SPRING

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Here is the 69th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, March 15, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave makes it a musical St. Patrick’s Day, with a bunch of original songs. Plus: The satirical News Gone By and Dave Goes Off on a bunch of stuff.

00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:17:00 DAVE GOES OFF – 9/11 Ads; Warner Wolf
00:27:00 NEWS GONE BY
01:03:00 St. Patrick’s Dave
01:13:00 DAVE GOES OUT

March 15, 2004 Playlist: “Heave Away Me Johnny” (Clancy Brothers); “Fiddler’s Green” (Mark’s Men); “Number One” (Chico Marx); “Oro Se Do Bheatha Bhaile” (Sinead O’Connor); “A Mhaire Bhruinneall” (Susan McKeown); “Pussy Below” (00:15:00), “The Sniper’s Lullaby” (00:39:00), “Many Ways” (00:60:00), “Seamus, the Urine Man” (00:66:00) & “Sailor Song (Cover’d With Crap)” (00:70:00; Dave, unreleased).