Dave’s Gone By Skit (12/15/2002): THANKS A LOTT

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Senator Trent Lott offers an apology for his racially insensitive praise of Strom Thurmond.

Segment originally aired Dec. 15, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (12/8/2002): STEVE HERBST (“THE WHISTLER”)

Dave Lefkowitz interviews whistling aficionado Steve Herbst

Topics include: whistling.

Segment aired Dec. 8, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #10 (12/8/2002): LIPS TOGETHER, KNEES APART

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Here is the 10th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on WGBB-AM radio, Dec. 8, 2002.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: competitive whistler, Steve Herbst

Featuring: Dave chats with competitive whistler Steve Herbst. Plus: A look at Long Island cable television.

00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:06:00 NEWS GONE BY w/ Cable TV poem
00:20:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Steve “The Whistler” Herbst
00:44:00 SKIT: Wrong Island Cablevision
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

December 8, 2002 Playlist: “Henry Kissinger” (Eric Idle), “I Could Have Danced All Night,” “Sir Duke,” “Rock & Roll,” “Maria” (Steve Herbst), “57 Channels” (Bruce Springsteen).

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (12/8/2002): WRONG ISLAND CABLEVISION

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A commercial for the wonders of Cablevision’s service and programming.

Segment originally aired Dec. 8, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Background music: “I Had a Dream” performed by Steve “The Whistler” Herbst, used by permission.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (12/8/2002): CABLEVISION POEM

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ZZSkit-CablevisionPoem Dave dedicates a poem to his cable TV provider.

Segment aired Dec. 8, 2002 as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Song (12/1/2002): NIRVANITY

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ZZ-Song-Nirvanity

Dave sings about the merchandising of Kurt Cobain.

Segment originally aired Dec. 1, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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NIRVANITY
by David Lefkowitz (to the melody of “All Apologies”)

What became of me?
Read my diary
It’s all there to see
Where’s my privacy?

Courtney Love
Courtney Love
Made a buck
Courtney Love
Filthy slut
She’s scary
Be wary
She buried me

Wanted to be rich
Bigger than The Rolling Stones
Joined Nirvana which spawned a hundred clones
Now that greedy bitch
Is feeding off my bones

I confess I was a mess
In intestinal distress
Well, I guess
Should’ve eaten less
Dairy
It was very
Like dysentery

All I am is money now
All I am is money now

I was in hell
Needed to get free
So I gave myself
A full lobotomy
Now Courtney sells
All my history
Why must she be
Such a twat to me?

All my thoughts
All my secret, private dreams
All my doodles
All my pain
On Amazon
With my pajamas on
I guess the glamour’s gone

All I am is money now
All I am is money now
All I am is money now
All I am is money now . . .

©2002 David Lefkowitz

Dave’s Gone By #9 (12/1/2002): EVOLUTION #9

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Here is the 9th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on WGBB-AM radio Dec. 1, 2002. More info: Davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Birthday tributes to Woody Allen and Dave Brubeck. Plus: The satirical News Gone By and insurance skits.

0:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:03:00  NEWS GONE BY w/ “Nirvanity” song
00:28:00  Woody Allen’s Birthday
00:31:00  SKIT: Unsurance I – for Christopher Reeve
00:38:00  Birthday Tribute to Joyce Kilmer
00:45:00  DAVE’S GONE CULTURAL – Theater
00:51:00  SKIT: Unsurance II – for Run DMC
00:55:00  DAVE GOES OUT

Dec. 1, 2002 Playlist: “Nirvanity” (Dave Lefkowitz, unreleased); “Eggs Benedict” (Woody Allen); “Blue Rondo a la Turk” (Dave Brubeck Quartet).

Woody Allen
Run DMC
I think that I shall never see . . .
Christopher Reeve

Dave’s Gone By Skit (12/1/2002): UNINSURANCE – RUN DMC

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ZZSkit-UnsuranceRunDMCAn insurance company calls Run DMC to notify them of a policy change.

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Dave’s Gone By Skit (12/1/2002): UNINSURANCE – CHRISTOPHER REEVE

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An insurance company calls actor Christopher Reeve to notify him of a policy change.

Segment originally aired Dec. 1, 2002, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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