Dave’s Gone By Song (3/15/2004): MANY WAYS

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Dave’s Gone By Song (3/15/2004): MANY WAYS

Everyone’s welcome in Mr. Rogers’s neighborhood…except you.

This segment first aired March 15, 2004 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.

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MANY WAYS

(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: “Many Ways to Say I Love You” by Fred Rogers)

 There are many ways to say, “*%$@ you.” 

There are many ways to say, Go *%$@ yourself.” 

Like “burn in hell!” 

Like, “take a flying leap!” 

Or, “I’d love to see your whole family in a flaming train accident and piled up in a heap!”

There are many ways to say, “*%$@ you…and your ugly children.” 

There are many ways to say, “eat #($@ and die,” 

Like, “up yours, buddy!” 

Or, “kiss my ass!” 

Or, “it would be worth it to die in Auschwitz if I could just see you gassed.”

So many ways to express hate 

So many ways, isn’t that great? 

We don’t have to blaspheme or curse 

To wish a person illness and worse

There are many ways to say, “I could %$@ing hurt you.” 

There are many ways to call you a mother%$@ piece of #($@.” 

Like, “choke on your own blood!” 

Or, “Drop dead, you jerk!” 

Or, “I hope an AIDS victim bites you and the chemo doesn’t work.”

So many ways 

So many %+@ing ways to say. “*%$@ you!”