Dave’s Gone By Song: SHAVING CREAM 2016
Election-year excreta.
This song first aired Nov. 24, 2012 on the “Dave’s Gone By” program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), Spotify, and on DavesGoneBy.com.
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SHAVING CREAM 2016
(Lyrics: David Lefkowitz. Music: Benjamin Samberg’s (aka Benny Bell’s) “Shaving Cream.”)
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
The USA held its elections
And stepped in a big pile of
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
Ted Cruz was a loser and then some
He’d always get into a snit
The Democrats thought he was garbage
His own party thought he was
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
They thought Marco Rubio perfect
Hispanic and friendly and fit
But then he behaved like a robot
And Trump came and dumped him in
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
Republicans needed a leader
And they thought that Jeb Bush would fit
But then they remembered his brother
Who gave us all eight years of
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
So Donald and Hillary battled
They sniped back and forth quite a bit
But she assumed people were cattle
Which mired her ground game in
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
The media sneered at the Donald
They called him a Twittering twit
They told him the polls had him losing
He told them to eat their own
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
And now, folks, this country had ended
I think it is time we should quit
The civilized world is upended
And stuffed in a barrel of
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen.
© 2016 David Lefkowitz
