Dave’s Gone By Skit (11/11/2004): JAVIER MAGRUDER

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ZZSkit-JavierMagruder

The war experiences of Javier Magruder

Segment originally aired Nov. 11, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (11/4/2004): JOE SALZONE

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Dave Lefkowitz chats with radio host Joe Salzone

Topics include: radio.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the 100th episode of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #100 (11/4/2004): HEAVEN CENT

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Here is the 100th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s SGBB-AM radio, Nov. 4, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: broadcaster Joe Salzone, Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY; and Dave’s wife, Joyce. Plus: a previously aired excerpt from Housewives on Prozac.

Featuring: Dave celebrates his 100th episode with guests (Joe Salzone and Joyce), highlights, and the history of the show.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:04:00 THE DAVE’S GONE BY STORY – 100th Anniversary Special!
00:15:00 Dave’s First Show (excerpt)
00:25:00 Guest: Joe Salzone
00:29:00 SKIT: The Long Island Haiku (from 9/22/03)
00:31:00 Guest: Housewives on Prozac (excerpt from 12/23/03 show)
00:36:00 Guest: Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:44:00 Guest: Joyce Weil
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

November 4, 2004 Playlist: “Makin’ Poopies” (Dave, 35:00) & “Many Ways” (Dave, 52:00).

Joe Salzone
Rabbi Sol Solomon
Dave `n Joyce

Dave’s Gone By Song (11/4/2004): MAKIN’ POOPIES

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A song celebrating the joys of relief.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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MAKIN’ POOPIES

by David Lefkowitz

Another seat, another bowl
Another log comes out my hole
It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’
And makin’ poopies.

I pull my shorts below my rump
I read the sports and take a dump
It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney
That’s makin’ poopies.

Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently.
Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.

I eat some bran and have some juice
Run to the can and shake it loose
I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy
From makin’ poopies.

My little rectum, it does the job
Be it a hot dog or just a blob
It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’
Of makin’ poopies.

I grit my teeth and hug my gut
while underneath I hear a “splut”
It always happens with all my crappin’s
I’m makin’ poopies.

One day my gut got swollen,
I chalked it up to gas.
But when I touched my colon,
Blood shot out of my ass.

Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag
`cause when I go, it’s in a bag
I miss the odors of all the floaters
When making poopies.

So listen here, I recommend
That once a year, check your rear end.
Just find a docto’ to do a procto
He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga
You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help
in makin’ poopies.

©2004 David Lefkowitz

Dave’s Gone By Interview (10/28/2004): JOYCE CASTLE

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Dave Lefkowitz chats with opera singer Joyce Castle

Topics include: opera, theater, Opera Fanatic, Belle Epoque.

Segment originally aired Oct. 28, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #99 (10/28/2004): CASTLE ROCKS

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Here is the 99th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Oct. 28, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: opera singer Joyce Castle

Featuring: Dave chats with opera singer Joyce Castle. Plus: Inside Broadway (Wicked) and Bashing Bush.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:07:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Wicked & Women
00:15:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: mezzo Joyce Castle
00:45:00  DAVE GOES OFF – Bashing Bush
00:54:00  DAVE GOES OUT

October 28, 2004 Playlist: no music.

Joyce Castle
Comfort Women
Wicked
GWB
your host

Dave’s Gone By #98 (10/21/2004): RUTLE & HUM

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Here is the 98th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Oct. 21, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: part 3 (of 3) of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Neil Innes. Plus: Inside Broadway (Laugh, Whore!) and the satirical News Gone By.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Neil Innes

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Laugh Whore!
00:15:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Neil Innes (part 3 of 3)
00:44:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

October 21, 2004 Playlist: “Brave Sir Robin” (“Monty Python & the Holy Grail” soundtrack), “Protest Song” & “Give It Up” (Neil Innes).

Neil Innes
Neil Innes
Mario Cantone
your host

Dave’s Gone By #97 (10/14/2004): THE OLD 97

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Here is the 97th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Oct. 14, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: actor-director Pamela Scott and singer-songwriter Neil Innes (part two of three).

Featuring: Dave chats with actress & director Pamela Scott. Plus: Dave’s Jeopardy Ken song, Inside Broadway (Reckless) and part two of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Neil Innes.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:05:00  INSIDE BROADWAY – Reckless
00:12:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – director Pamela Scott
00:34:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Neil Innes (part two)
00:51:00  DAVE GOES OUT

October 14, 2004 Playlist: “Jeopardy Ken” (Dave).

Pamela Scott
Neil Innes
Ken Jennings
your host

Dave’s Gone By Interview (10/14/2004): PAMELA SCOTT

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Dave Lefkowitz chats with theatrical director Pamela Scott

Topics include: acting, theater.

Segment originally aired Oct. 14, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By Interview (10/7/2004): NEIL INNES

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Dave Lefkowitz chats with singer-songwriter and humorist Neil Innes

Topics include: Monty Python, Bonzo Dog Band, The Beatles, George Harrison, John Lennon, television, music.

Segment originally aired in three parts, Oct. 7, Oct. 14 and Oct. 21, 2004, on three different episodes of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

Sad Note: Our friend of the Daverhood, Neil Innes, passed Dec. 29, 2019.

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Neil Innes