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Here is episode #1019 of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, Feb. 7, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews singer Deborah Zecher and sings “Hey Jews”; Greeley Times; Bunion Watch; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Clarke Farms); Dave’s Big Dictionary (imbue); StoryTime (“Funny Faces”); Dave Says Bye (Harry Haun).
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: winter 00:17:00 BUNION WATCH 00:19:30 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN: new toys, bad drawing, Super Bowl 00:58:30 GREELEY TIMES 01:28:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Rabbi Deborah Zecher 02:15:30 STORYTIME: “Funny Faces” 02:27:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: imbue 02:37:30 DAVE SAYS BYE: Harry Haun 02:59:00 Friends of the Daverhood 03:07:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Clarke Farms, CO 03:10:00 DAVE GOES OUT: Toelio
Feb. 7, 2026 Playlist: “Hey Jews” (02:50:30; Rabbi Sol Solomon)
Rabbi Sol Solomon sings a new Beatles parody, “Hey Jews.”
This segment airs Feb. 7, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
More information on Rabbi Sol Solomon: shalomdammit.com.
HEY JEWS
(Sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “Hey Jude” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney)
Hey Jews
I know it’s bad
These are sad times but they’ll get better
Remember although it’s hard to be sure
We will endure
If we stick together
Hey Jews
Don’t be afraid
They may hate us, but we can get them
The minute you let them under your skin
They start to win
So just don’t let them.
So any time you’re losing hope
Hey Jews, don’t mope
Don’t go through the world like woeful sad sacks
`Cause we all know the world’s a mess
But if you stress
And carry that weight, you’ll just get bad backs
Oy oy oy oy oy, oy oy oy oy
Hey Jews
They’ll shout you down
Stupid students so loud and phony
They’re screaming and holding up silly signs
Just let them whine
In their sanctimony
So any time you feel despair
Just say a prayer
A bracha will keep you on the right track
Well don’t you know your enemies
May swarm like fleas
But please rest assured, we always fight back
Oy oy oy oy oy, yasher koach
Hey Jews,
We’ll be okay
Keep your heads down in your Siddurim
Remember to always wear your kippot
From Shavuot to Shushan Purim
Purim Purim Purim Purim Purim oyyyyyyyy!!
Nah nah nah, Wear your kippah
Rosh Hashanah, Hey Jews
Hey Jews: you can’t lose
Nah nah nah, Read your Mishnah
Read the Torah, Hey Jews
Susan Sarandon will soon be abandoned
Nah nah nah, Cut the challah,
Light havdalah, Hey Jews
Greta’s flotilla will tumble and spill`er
Nah nah nah, Dance the hora,
Mourn the Shoah, Hey Jews
Cynthia Nixon: her brain could use fixin’
Nah nah nah, sittin’ shiva
In the Sukkah, Hey Jews
Here is what we know: screw Brian Eno
Nah nah nah, join kehilla
Do amidah, Hey Jews
Javier Bardem: oh, just disregard `im
Nah nah nah, Learn the parsha
Whole Megillah, Hey Jews
Hide your daughters from Roger Waters
Nah nah nah, Learn halacha
Learn Kabbalah, Hey Jews
Hey John Cusack a brain is what you lack
Nah nah nah, do a mitzvah
with Kavanah, Hey Jews
Mandy Patinkin: I’m thinkin’ you’re stinkin’
Nah nah nah, Hallelujah
Give tzedakah, Hey Jews
Dave Chappelle can go to hell
Nah nah nah, eatin’ halvah
In the mikvah, Hey Jews
We love Debra Messing; that girl is a blessing!
Nah nah nah, lit menorah
On the bimah, Hey Jews
Tovah Feldshuh is really a swell Jew!
Nah nah nah, say a bracha
Eatin’ matzah, Hey Jews
Michael Rappaport…I can’t rhyme that but you’re great!
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Here is episode #1018 of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, Jan. 31, 2026.
Featuring: Dave interviews Florida arts critics Jay Handelman and Carrie Seidman; StoryTime w/ Rabbi Sol Solomon (“Rudy Garcia-Tolson Biography”); Greeley Times; Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Churchill Downs); Dave’s Big Dictionary (short shrift); Dave Says Bye (Woodie King Jr.).
Guests: Florida theater and dance critics Jay Handelman and Carrie Seidman; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: Wither Cop Log?, passings (Demond Wilson, Catherine O’Hara) 00:17:30 DAVE SAYS BYE: Woodie King Jr. 00:36:00 DAVE GOES FURTHER IN: snow days, inventions 01:09:00 GREELEY TIMES 01:27:00 GUESTS: Jay Handelman and Carrie Seidman 02:13:30 STORYTIME: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads Ann Weil’s “Rudy Garcia-Tolson” 02:28:00 Belated Birthday! 02:41:00 DAVE’S BIG DICTIONARY: short shrift 02:50:00 Friends of the Daverhood 02:59:30 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED: Churchill Downs, CO 03:01:00 DAVE GOES OUT
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Dave Lefkowitz chats with arts critics JAY HANDELMAN & CARRIE SEIDMAN
Topics include: theater, Southwest Florida, Come from Away, criticism, dance
Segment airs Jan. 31, 2026 as part of episode #1018 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Here is episode #1017 of the long-running radio show/video podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired live on Facebook, Saturday morning, Jan. 24, 2026.
Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews singer Debbie Gravitte, reads “Exploring Water,” and offers a Colorado Limerick of the Damned (Chromo); Greeley Times; Dave’s song “It Won’t Get Long”; Dave Says Bye to Uncle Floyd
Guests: actress Debbie Gravitte; spiritual leader Rabbi Sol Solomon
00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN w/ Joyce: Dave’s 62nd birthday – Texas Roadhouse, Yasou, novelties, The Chosen One 01:28:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews Debbie Gravitte 02:13:00 STORYTIME: Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “Exploring Water and the Ocean” (Bittinger) 02:38:30 GREELEY TIMES 03:02:00 Friends of the Daverhood 03:09:00 DAVE SAYS BYE: Floyd Vivino 03:30:00 COLORADO LIMERICK OF THE DAMNED w/ Rabbi Sol: chromo 03:33:00 DAVE GOES OUT
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Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with singer DEBBIE GRAVITTE
Topics include: Broadway, Bob Fosse, Gwen Verdon, Anthony Quinn, Jerome Robbins
Segment airs Jan. 24, 2026 as part of episode #1017 of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio/video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.
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Dave sings a new Beatles parody, “It Won’t Get Long.”
This segment airs Jan. 24, 2026 on the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
LYRICS:
IT WON’T GET LONG
(sung to the melody of The Beatles’s “It Won’t Be Long” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
Oh, what am I to do?
Every night I try to get in the zone
She is tight, but there’s no starch in my bone
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My schlong won’t do the do
I eat healthy
I take solid poops
But my peepee
My dingy just droops
Life’s no good
`cause I can’t get wood
My little worm
Just won’t get firm
In the bed I try to act like a pimp
But instead my pocket rocket goes limp
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My dong won’t do the do
In my twenties I was adored
I had long hair and my prick was a sword
Now I’m fat
And my dick falls flat
Not even porn
Can rouse my dead horn
Every night I try to get my wife hot
She is tight, but I fall out of her slot
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long (No no no no no no)
It won’t get long
My balls are turning blue.
For this week’s StoryTime segment on Dave’s Gone By, Rabbi Sol Solomon reads “Peek a Flap Potty” and thumbs through Time Magazine’s special issues on IBD.
This segment aired Jan. 17, 2026 as part of episode #1016 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
Highlights of The Greeley Tribune’s weekly Cop Log column, plus odd stories from elsewhere.
This segment aired Jan. 17, 2026 as part of episode #1016 of the “Dave’s Gone By” video podcast program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz. Full episodes also available on youtube, Facebook (davesgoneby), and on DavesGoneBy.com.
All content (c)2026 TotalTheater Productions.
More information on Dave’s Gone By: http://www.davesgoneby.com
