Dave’s Gone By #84 (7/8/2004): CONTENDAH

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 Here is the 84th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, July 8, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave Says Bye to Marlon Brando. Plus: Inside Broadway, the satirical News Gone By, and the skit, Apocalypse Rumsfeld.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: What’s on the show
00:08:00  INSIDE BROADWAY: Strike Talk
00:13:00  NEWS GONE BY: Exploding Terrorist Heads; Colin at the YMCA; Terrorists versus Terrorists; VPDeVito; Sharpton’s Gig; Things Not to Do in Denver When You’re Almost Dead; Scouts’ Honor; ING Thing; White Castle Brown; Hot Dog!; Dead Doob; Dannebrog Liars; Doggy Ban; Caged Organ.
00:31:00  DAVE REMEMBERS: Marlon Brando
00:45:00  SKIT: Apocalypse Rumsfeld
00:52:00  DAVE GOES OUT

July 8, 2004 Playlist: “YMCA” (Village People), “Pocahontas” (Neil Young), “The End” (The Doors).

Donald Rumsfeld
Brando
your host

Dave’s Gone By Skit (7/8/2004): APOCALYPSE RUMSFELD

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ZZSkit-RumsfeldAn offensive look at the Secretary of Defense.

Segment aired July 8, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #83 (7/1/2004): INDEPEN-DENTS

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Here is the 83rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, July 1, 2004. Info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: art expert Scott Rodolitz

Featuring: Dave chats with art expert Scott Rodolitz on the murder of Nikolai Girenko. Plus: the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: IndepenDents
00:13:00  NEWS GONE BY: Naughty Cheney; Off the Cobb; Pump It Up (Bad Pun of the Week); Cigarette Atrocities; Dylan’s Degree; Baby Snakes; Baby ESPN.
00:32:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: Anthropology scholar, Scott Rodolitz, on the death of Nikolai Girenko.
00:50:00  DAVE GOES OUT

July 1, 2004 Playlist: “Day of the Locusts” (Bob Dylan); “Pump It Up” (Elvis Costello). 

Scott Rodolitz
Nikolai Girenko
your host

Dave’s Gone By #82 (6/24/2004): LET’S MAKE AN EPISODE

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Here is the 82nd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio June 24, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: TV hosts John De Vito, John McGrath & John Ambrosio

Featuring: Dave chats with TV hosts John De Vito, John McGrath and John Ambrosio. Plus: a Birthday salute to Jeff Beck and Dave’s song, Look What They Done To My Head, Ma.

00:20:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: John De Vito (“Let’s Make a Movie”), John McGrath (“Men’s Forum”), John Ambrosio
00:45:00 BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE: Jeff Beck
00:53:00 DAVE GOES OUT

June 24, 2004 Playlist: “Look What They Done To My Head, Ma” (Dave), “Heartful of Soul” (Yardbirds), “Spanish Boots” (Jeff Beck Group), “People Get Ready” (Rod Stewart).

John De Vito
John McGrath
Jeff Beck
your host

Dave’s Gone By Song (6/24/2004): LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO MY HEAD

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ZZSong-DontMesswithUs

With Muslim terrorists now staging decapitations for video, let’s imagine a song to go with them.

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LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO MY HEAD, MA

by David Lefkowitz

Look what they done to my head, ma.
Look what they done to my head.
Well, they hacked it off with a giant sword
And left me lying dead, ma.
Look what they done to my head.

They put my face on the `net.
They put my face on the `net.
We’ve changed regimes, but it don’t seem to make no difference yet, ma.
They put my face on the `net.

They made me read the Koran, man.
They made me read the Koran.
But I crossed my fingers and bit my tongue
And cursed the name Allah, ma,
So now I’m buried in dung.

Oh, look what they done to my head, ma.
Look what they done to my head.
Well, they tied it up in a plastic bag before I was even dead, ma.
Look what they done to my head.

One days these Muslims will pay, ma
One day these Arabs will pay.
They’ll pay in blood and burning flesh for what they done today, ma.
One day these scumbags will pay.

Oh, look what they done to your son, ma.
Look what they done to your son.
Well, they slaughtered me and martyred me
And now my song is done, ma
Look what they done: now I’m gone.

©2004 David Lefkowitz

Dave’s Gone By Skit (6/17/2004): BAGHDAD ELECTIONS

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ZZSkit-BaghdadaDemocracy comes to no man’s land. (Featuring guest voice Joe Salzone)

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Dave’s Gone By #80 (6/10/2004): BAY AREAS

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Here is the 80th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio June 10, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz

Featuring: Dave’s trip to San Francisco. Plus: the satirical News Gone By and Dave Says Bye to Ronald Reagan and Robert Quine.
00:00:00  DAVE GOES IN: Reagan’s Funeral
00:13:00  DAVE REMEMBERS: Ronald Reagan
00:21:00  NEWS GONE BY: Burying a Vegetable; Chimpanzeros; Polish Jolt; Unheard Benatar; Ahnuuld the Mentholater; No Sex, Please, We’re Stupid; D’oh Yes!; VIPatients
00:31:00  SAN FRANCISCO: Dave Takes a Trip
00:48:00  DAVE REMEMBERS: Robert Quine
00:52:00  DAVE GOES OUT

June 10, 2004 Playlist: “I Left My Heart in San Francisco” (Tony Bennett); “Downtown Train” (Tom Waits); “Waves of Fear” (Lou Reed).

Robert Quine
Ronald Reagan
your host

Dave’s Gone By #79 (6/3/2004): CLUB SODA

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Here is the 79th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, June 3, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: One Last November band (Soda & Jordan Pier)

Featuring: Dave chats with the musical duo One Last November. Plus: the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN: Intro for One Last November
00:07:00  NEWS GONE BY: Spanish Voters; Spanky the Clown; Gay Logo; Hitler’s Nephew; Viennese Veggies
00:14:00  DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: One Last November (soda & jordan pier)
00:52:00  DAVE GOES OUT

June 3, 2004 Playlist: “Out On Me,” “Reason Why” & “Feel to Suffer” (One Last November).

One Last November
One Last November album cover
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Dave’s Gone By #77 (5/20/2004): HEADS UP

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Here is the 77th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, May 20, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com. 

Featuring: Dave Says Bye to Tony Randall. Plus: the satirical News Gone By and the political skit, Chez Berg,  with Jeff Goodman. 

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: Jeff Goodman

00:00:01  DAVE GOES IN
00:09:00  NEWS GONE BY
00:12:00  SKIT: “Chez Berg”
00:34:00  DAVE REMEMBERS: Tony Randall
00:48:00  Dave’s Next Guests
00:54:00  DAVE GOES OUT

May 20, 2004 Playlist: “Reason Why” (One Last November); “Breaking Up is Hard to Do” (Neil Sedaka).

Jeff Goodman
Tony Randall
partayyyyy!
your host

Dave’s Gone By Skit (5/20/2004): CHEZ BERG

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ZZSkit-ChezBerg

Some recommendations on how Arab terrorists can make their deeds more palatable to the West

Segment features guest voice Jeff Goodman and originally aired May 20, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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