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Dave’s Gone By Song (11/4/2004): MAKIN’ POOPIES

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A song celebrating the joys of relief.

Segment originally aired Nov. 4, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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MAKIN’ POOPIES

by David Lefkowitz

Another seat, another bowl
Another log comes out my hole
It’s really pleasin’ when I’m a-squeezin’
And makin’ poopies.

I pull my shorts below my rump
I read the sports and take a dump
It’s brown and shiny straight from the hiney
That’s makin’ poopies.

Sometimes I sit for ages waiting so patiently.
Though my intestine rages, nuggets are all I see.

I eat some bran and have some juice
Run to the can and shake it loose
I wipe my tushie when it gets mooshy
From makin’ poopies.

My little rectum, it does the job
Be it a hot dog or just a blob
It’s such a passion to feel the splashin’
Of makin’ poopies.

I grit my teeth and hug my gut
while underneath I hear a “splut”
It always happens with all my crappin’s
I’m makin’ poopies.

One day my gut got swollen,
I chalked it up to gas.
But when I touched my colon,
Blood shot out of my ass.

Now I feel woe, and it’s a drag
`cause when I go, it’s in a bag
I miss the odors of all the floaters
When making poopies.

So listen here, I recommend
That once a year, check your rear end.
Just find a docto’ to do a procto
He’ll stick a finga up your gazinga
You’ll scream and yelp, but it may help
in makin’ poopies.

Dave’s Gone By #99 (10/28/2004): CASTLE ROCKS

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Here is the 99th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Oct. 28, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: opera singer Joyce Castle

Featuring: Dave chats with opera singer Joyce Castle. Plus: Inside Broadway (Wicked) and Bashing Bush.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:07:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Wicked & Women
00:15:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: mezzo Joyce Castle
00:45:00 DAVE GOES OFF – Bashing Bush
00:54:00 DAVE GOES OUT

October 28, 2004 Playlist: no music.

Dave’s Gone By #98 (10/21/2004): RUTLE & HUM

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Here is the 98th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Oct. 21, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

Featuring: part 3 (of 3) of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Neil Innes. Plus: Inside Broadway (Laugh, Whore!) and the satirical News Gone By.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Neil Innes

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Laugh Whore!
00:15:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Neil Innes (part 3 of 3)
00:44:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:50:00 DAVE GOES OUT

October 21, 2004 Playlist: “Brave Sir Robin” (“Monty Python & the Holy Grail” soundtrack), “Protest Song” & “Give It Up” (Neil Innes).

Dave’s Gone By #96 (10/7/2004): THE AGE OF INNES SENSE

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Here is the 96th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Oct. 7, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Neil Innes (The Rutles, Bonzo Dog Band)

Featuring: Part one (of three) of Dave’s chat with singer-songwriter Neil Innes. Plus: the satirical News Gone By and Inside Broadway (Bryony).

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:17:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Bryony
00:23:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – Neil Innes
00:49:00 DAVE GOES OUT

October 7, 2004 Playlist: “The Idiot Song” & “Down That Road” (Neil Innes), “I Want to Tell You” (Beatles).

Dave’s Gone By #95 (9/30/2004): PAX BE WITH YOU

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Here is the 95th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Sept. 30, 2004.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: singer-songwriter Tom Paxton

Part two (of 2) of Dave’s chat with folk legend Tom Paxton. Plus: Inside Broadway and the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:06:00 NEWS GONE BY
00:19:00 INSIDE BROADWAY
00:27:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – more with Tom Paxton
00:50:00 DAVE GOES OUT

September 30, 2004 Playlist: “Follow That Road” (Tom Paxton & Anne Hills), “The Blue Tail Fly” (Burl Ives), “Rock Island Line” (The Weavers), “Outward Bound” (Tom Paxton).

Dave’s Gone By #94 (9/23/2004): DOTTIE DITTIES

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Here is the 94th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio Sept. 23, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: songwriter Dottie Burman and Rabbi Sol Solomon, spiritual leader of Temple Sons of Bitches, Great Neck, NY

Featuring: Rabbi Sol Solomon chats with songwriter and motivational speaker, Dottie Burman. Plus: Inside Broadway.

Note: Dottie Burman passed away 11/27/06.

00:00:00 DAVE GOES IN
00:07:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Obits
00:15:00 GUEST: Rabbi Sol Solomon interviews cabaret singer-songwriter, Dottie Burman
00:51:00 DAVE GOES OUT

Sept. 23, 2004 Playlist: “I’m In Love With My Computer,” “When the Palm Trees Grow in Central Park,” “Is She Jewish?”, “Serious Love Songs” & “The Announcement” (Dottie Burman).

Dave’s Gone By #93 (9/9/2004): AMERICAN BY VOICE

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Here is the 93rd episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM, Sept. 9, 2004.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: Fire captain and September 11 survivor, Al Fuentes.

Featuring: Dave’s chat with 9/11 first responder Al Fuentes. Plus: Inside Broadway, the satirical News Gone By.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:05:00 INSIDE BROADWAY: Hair
00:10:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS: Former FDNY Captain Alfredo Fuentes
00:40:00 NEWS GONE BY: Jeb Bush for Nader; Garbage Cubes; You Congo Home Now; Aeon Flux; War Movies; White Panties
00:53:00 DAVE GOES OUT

September 9, 2004 Playlist: “The Bravest” (Tom Paxton), “My Favorite Buildings” (Robyn Hitchcock).

Dave’s Gone By #91 (8/26/2004): HARD NOSE THE DI WAY

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Here is the 91st episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Aug. 26, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guest: musician Jeff Labes

Featuring: Dave chats with musician Jeff Labes. Plus: Inside Broadway on the demise of off-Broadway’s Cocteau Rep.

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Cocteau Rapped
00:15:00 DAVE’S GOT GUESTS – musician Jeff Labes
00:50:00 DAVE GOES OUT

August 26, 2004 Playlist: “Moondance,” “Hard Nose the Highway” & “In the Garden” (Van Morrison).

Dave’s Gone By Skit (8/19/04): McGREEVEY

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ZZSkit-McGreevey

Peter Fitzgerald discusses the political missteps of New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey

Segment aired Aug. 19, 2004, as part of the “Dave’s Gone By” radio program hosted by Dave Lefkowitz.

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Dave’s Gone By #90 (8/19/2004): THE GAY 90

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Here is the 90th episode of the long-running radio show/podcast, Dave’s Gone By, which aired on NY’s WGBB-AM radio, Aug. 19, 2004. More info: davesgoneby.com

Featuring: Dave chats with theater critic Andy Propst. Plus: Inside Broadway and Peter Fitzgerald on Jim McGreevey.

host: Dave Lefkowitz
guests: theater critic Andy Propst and Peter Fitzgerald, Vice President of WGLFAR (the Woodmere Gay/Lesbian Front…And Rear)

00:00:01 DAVE GOES IN
00:08:00 INSIDE BROADWAY – Future Shows & Todd Robbins
00:17:00 DAVE’S GONE CULTURAL – Andy Propst on theater
00:47:00 SKIT: Peter Fitzgerald – “McGreevey”
00:53:00 DAVE GOES OUT

August 19, 2004 Playlist: “I Am What I Am” (Harvey Fierstein), “McGreevey” (Peter Fitzgerald).